Why the f**k not

Im willing to speak my mind, and in America, that makes me qualified for leadership. Thats backed up by my nearly 6 years of leadership of a synergized region everyone confuses for a feeder.

I promise to do things that people tell me to, unless I am bribed otherwise.

I promise to lobby for all resolutions, big and small, so long as my donors agree with them.

I promise to not get drunk with power and get caught with cocaine and hookers, though Im sure ill be photoshopped doing both and worse

And with this, I The lepearchauns, Do decree my candidacy for Secretary General of the World Assembly!

Im editing this to show just how serious I am. Heres my campaign HQ viewtopic.php?f=37&t=482669