"Hello my friends/enemies/frienemies/fellow Nationstaters! If you're here you must want to know who the heck I am and what I'm all about, right!? No? Well......then.......turn your heinie around and go screw around in Forum 7 or something!"
"All the idiots gone? Good, let us start shall we?"
"Most of the time, I like to terrorize and destroy colonies and villages of the Galactic Federation. But when I'm not I do what every other human with next to no life does, browse the internet. Normally I like to be on Nationstates and browse the different Roleplays and Forum 7 shenanigans (though....mostly I'm too shy to participate sometimes). I also like gaming and science-fiction. Star Wars, Halo, Half-Life, you name it.
"What? You mean YOU wouldn't put quotes down when you're talking? Geez........no need to criticize......NEXT!"
"Eh, most of the time I tend to be kind of quiet. I find it hard to reach out to others (whether it be my monstrous appearance or otherwise) but to those I know. I'm kind of egotistical sometimes and a bit sarcastic, but (as stated before) I can be serious or intelligent if I need to be."
"Well obviously it's based on the greatest being in here, ME! As you can see....it shows a bit of my personality in the motto. Plus, I practically let the nation run itself (I prefer to stay an "Inoffensive Centralist Democracy".....'cause y'know......pirates can be democratic). I don't really like to follow the NS canon and such cause that would mean I would be....."downgraded"...*shudders*"
"I mostly chat or roleplay with my friends in the RMB Whenever I'm not though, I usually browse the forums to see if I can cause some hav- I mean find anything interesting that catches my eye."
"Erm.....somewhat.....does conquering it count?"
"I don't participate in politics......can we get a less boring question?"