10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update
Date: March 2016
Delegate Endorsements: 572
This is the Emissary Report for March 2016:
- Grub: Founder and Chief Executive
- Paffnia: Delegate
-- Louisistan: Delegate-Elect
- The candy lane: Minister of Immigration
- Markanite: Minister of Education
- Cerberion: Minister of Labor
- Controlitia: Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North
- Dominion of compassion: Senator for New Republica South
- Barrarabia: Senator for Himes West
- Ardreas: Senator for Lyonnesse East
- Jintopia and Witchcraft and Sorcery declined to run for reelection. Thank you for your service as Senators!
- Louisistan (52 votes) ran unopposed for the Delagacy and won 52-2 (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31906/who-delegate-3-16).
- Ardreas (41 votes) ran unopposed for the office of Lyonnesse East and won 41-7 (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31905/who-senator-lyonesse-east-16).
- Barrarabia (47 votes) ran unopposed for the office of Himes West and won 47-3 (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31904/who-senator-himes-west-16).
* Q: What’s the difference between a magician and a politician?
A: The magician returns your watch at the end of the performance. *
- Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief
- Klopstock: Field Commander
- Kanta Hame: Tactical Officer
- Controlitia: Tactical Officer
- Witchcraft and Sorcery: Tactical Officer
- Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF
- Barrarabia: Executive Officer
- Louisistan retired as Executive Officer to run for the delegacy.
- United Counties of Escanaba earned his 350th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Armada Commander.
- Grub earned his 650th Battle Star and was named Grand Knight Fleet Commander.
* A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge." *
University Classes Offered
- Conversational German
(1 course offered)
* Just before the final exam in my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.
"Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?" he asked.
I gave him the bad news: "The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D."
"OK," he said. "And how many points would I need to get a C?" *
- The Featured Nation Program has been restarted, with Icifica and Val-harbor being featured already.
(http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31794/featured-nation-icifica and http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31898/featured-nation-val-harbor).
Compiled by Controlitia