Yo NationStates So Mama

[align=justify][b][center][size=150]FAMOUS: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=23589868#p23589868[/size][/center][/b]

[size=120][b]DISCLAIMER: All references to players (and regions) are in a light-hearted and positive aspect all for the purposes of humour.  There is absolutely NO intention whatsoever to attack or defame them.  The composer apologises deeply for any sorrow or hurt caused should the event arise.[/b][/size][/align]

[b][center][size=150]FAT[/size][/center]

Yo mama so fat... When she walked past my computer screen... I missed the refounding of [region]Christmas[/region]
Yo mama so fat... When she made a NationStates account... The entire SERVER crashed
Yo mama so fat... When she walked past my window... she created [region]The Eternal Knights[/region]
Yo mama so fat... When she joined the World Assembly... She got ejected for multi-ing
Yo mama so fat... When she was founded... she gave [region]The Pacific[/region] stretch marks
Yo mama so fat... When she was founded... she gave the feeders DIABETES
Yo mama so fat... *whispers* [i]We have to hide our Easter Eggs from her[/i]
Yo mama so fat... She was founded with a silver feeder in her mouth
Yo mama so fat... [nation=short]Crazy_Girl[/nation] locked her thread... and got DIABETES
Yo mama so fat... [nation=short]Mr_Zombie[/nation] ate her brains... and got DIABETES
Yo mama so fat... She got deleted for carrying ten pounds of FRAK
Yo mama so fat... [nation=short]Eluvatar[/nation] uses her to patch bugs in NS++
Yo mama so fat... Not even [nation=short]Tsunamy[/nation] can sweep her away
Yo mama so fat... All she has to do to crash forums is sign up
Yo mama so fat... She was founded in ALL FIVE FEEDERS
Yo mama so fat... Zetaboards uses her as free Cloudflare
Yo mama so fat... Not even Reppy can move her threads
Yo mama so fat... She borked the Infinite Scroll RMB
Yo mama so fat... She ate [nation=short]McMasterdonia[/nation]
Yo mama so fat... She ate [nation=short]Fudgetopia[/nation]
Yo mama so fat... She sank the Sinkers
Yo mama so fat... She drank Milograd
Yo mama so fat... She ate [region]Nugut[/region]

[center][size=150]OLD[/size][/center]

Yo mama so old... She was a founding member of The New Pacific Disorder
Yo mama so old... She knew Max Barry's closet... when it was still a tree
Yo mama so old... She knew [nation=short]Crazy_Girl[/nation]... when she was still sane
Yo mama so old... She knew Max Barry... when he still had an afro
Yo mama so old... She knew the whole world... when it was DOS
Yo mama so old... She knew [region=Balder]... when it still had hair
Yo mama so old... She used to babysit Max Barry

[center][size=150]POOR[/size][/center]

Yo mama so poor... Raiders break into her region and leave endorsements
Yo mama so poor... [nation=short]Marselesk[/nation] breaks into her house and leaves Kebabs
Yo mama so poor... Hackers break into her account and leave passwords
Yo mama so poor... She wears [nation=short]Unibot_III[/nation]'s old clothes to church
Yo mama so poor... She can't even afford to feed trolls
Yo mama so poor... Trolls feed her

[center][size=150]STUPID[/size][/center]

Yo mama so stupid... She jumped off [region]The Apartment Block[/region] because she wanted to join [region]The Eternal Realm[/region]
Yo mama so stupid... She thought TITO was another name for The [nation=short]Xoriet[/nation] Union
Yo mama so stupid... She thought [nation=short]Hired_Contractor[/nation] was a mercenary
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to take a bath with [nation=short]Bhang_Bhang_Duc[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to download [nation=short]The_Most_Glorious_Hack[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She went to [nation=short]McMasterdonia[/nation]... for a Big Mac
Yo mama so stupid... She distributed condoms to [region]The Black Riders[/region]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to take an [nation=short]Eluvatar[/nation]... to [region=Hell]
Yo mama so stupid... She did [nation=short]Dalimbar[/nation]... and hit her head!
Yo mama so stupid... She bought tickets to see [nation=short]Festavo2[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to buy [region]The Apartment Block[/region]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to dance to [nation=short]Funkadelia[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to deport [nation=short]Baghdad_Bob[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to drive [nation=short]Todd_McCloud[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She took a telescope to FRAVision
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to throw [nation=short]Frisbeeteria[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to raid [region]The Black Riders[/region]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to defuse [nation=short]Lord_Nuke[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to take an [nation=short]Eluvatar[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She hosted her forums with Jolt
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to kick [nation=short]Ballotonia[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to surf [nation=short]Tsunamy[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to eat [nation=short]Applebania[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to coup [region]The Pacific[/region]
Yo mama so stupid... She voted for [nation=short]Tony_Abott[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She misspelled [nation=short]Rirersyl[/nation]
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to subtract NS++
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to water [violet]

[center][size=150]UGLY[/size][/center]

Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason why [nation=short]Ever-Wandering_Souls[/nation] ever wandered in the first place
Yo mama so ugly... Her NationStates Welcome Telegram contained an apology letter from [violet]
Yo mama so ugly... She is forbidden to experience Orphaned Raider Groups And Similar Militaries
Yo mama so ugly... When she made a NationStates account... everyone switched to MyMiniCity
Yo mama so ugly... When she relocated to [region=Zombieland]... she departed with a job application
Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason why [nation=short]Drop_Your_Pants[/nation] dropped his pants
Yo mama so ugly... Max Barry moved the Zombie Apocalypse to her birthday
Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason why [nation=short]Zaolat[/nation] has [url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=21573885#p21573885]no Regional Pride[/url]
Yo mama so ugly... Not even [nation=short]Pollaetorian[/nation] can raise her popularity levels
Yo mama so ugly... She made [nation=short]McMasterdonia[/nation]'s little vegemite cry
Yo mama so ugly... She makes Tubgirl look like Jennifer Lawrence
Yo mama so ugly... She got rejected from [region]The Rejected Realms[/region]
Yo mama so ugly... Not even [nation=short]Gradea[/nation] wants her in his region
Yo mama so ugly... She gives [nation=short]Mallorea_and_Riva[/nation] nightmares
Yo mama so ugly... She lost a beauty contest to [nation=short]Mr_Zombie[/nation]
Yo mama so ugly... The Mods use her face to scare away Frak
Yo mama so ugly... The Rejected Times is named after her
Yo mama so ugly... [nation=short]Frisbeeteria[/nation] never came back to her
Yo mama so ugly... She scared the hair off Max Barry
Yo mama so ugly... She made [nation=short]Solorni[/nation] go [region=Balder]
Yo mama so ugly... She got rejected on Rejectmas
Yo mama so ugly... Pornspammers spam her face
Yo mama so ugly... She scared the hair off [region=Balder]
Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason [nation=short]Valrifell[/nation]
Yo mama so ugly... She made Frak [nation=short]Koth_II[/nation]
Yo mama so ugly... She made [nation=short]Valrifall[/nation]
Yo mama so ugly... She made Frak cry
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