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by Kemintiri of kemet. . 390 reads.

Yo NationStates So Mama

DISCLAIMER: All references to players (and regions) are in a light-hearted and positive aspect all for the purposes of humour. There is absolutely NO intention whatsoever to attack or defame them. The composer apologises deeply for any sorrow or hurt caused should the event arise.

FAT

Yo mama so fat... When she walked past my computer screen... I missed the refounding of Christmas
Yo mama so fat... When she made a NationStates account... The entire SERVER crashed
Yo mama so fat... When she walked past my window... she created The Eternal Knights
Yo mama so fat... When she joined the World Assembly... She got ejected for multi-ing
Yo mama so fat... When she was founded... she gave The Pacific stretch marks
Yo mama so fat... When she was founded... she gave the feeders DIABETES
Yo mama so fat... *whispers* We have to hide our Easter Eggs from her
Yo mama so fat... She was founded with a silver feeder in her mouth
Yo mama so fat... Crazy girl locked her thread... and got DIABETES
Yo mama so fat... Mr Zombie ate her brains... and got DIABETES
Yo mama so fat... She got deleted for carrying ten pounds of FRAK
Yo mama so fat... Eluvatar uses her to patch bugs in NS++
Yo mama so fat... Not even Tsunamy can sweep her away
Yo mama so fat... All she has to do to crash forums is sign up
Yo mama so fat... She was founded in ALL FIVE FEEDERS
Yo mama so fat... Zetaboards uses her as free Cloudflare
Yo mama so fat... Not even Reppy can move her threads
Yo mama so fat... She borked the Infinite Scroll RMB
Yo mama so fat... She ate McMasterdonia
Yo mama so fat... She ate Fudgetopia
Yo mama so fat... She sank the Sinkers
Yo mama so fat... She drank Milograd
Yo mama so fat... She ate Nugut

OLD

Yo mama so old... She was a founding member of The New Pacific Disorder
Yo mama so old... She knew Max Barry's closet... when it was still a tree
Yo mama so old... She knew Crazy girl... when she was still sane
Yo mama so old... She knew Max Barry... when he still had an afro
Yo mama so old... She knew the whole world... when it was DOS
Yo mama so old... She knew Balder... when it still had hair
Yo mama so old... She used to babysit Max Barry

POOR

Yo mama so poor... Raiders break into her region and leave endorsements
Yo mama so poor... Marselesk breaks into her house and leaves Kebabs
Yo mama so poor... Hackers break into her account and leave passwords
Yo mama so poor... She wears Unibot III's old clothes to church
Yo mama so poor... She can't even afford to feed trolls
Yo mama so poor... Trolls feed her

STUPID

Yo mama so stupid... She jumped off The Apartment Block because she wanted to join The Eternal Realm
Yo mama so stupid... She thought TITO was another name for The Xoriet Union
Yo mama so stupid... She thought Hired contractor was a mercenary
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to take a bath with Bhang Bhang Duc
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to download The most glorious hack
Yo mama so stupid... She went to McMasterdonia... for a Big Mac
Yo mama so stupid... She distributed condoms to The Black Riders
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to take an Eluvatar... to Hell
Yo mama so stupid... She did Dalimbar... and hit her head!
Yo mama so stupid... She bought tickets to see Festavo2
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to buy The Apartment Block
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to dance to Funkadelia
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to deport Baghdad bob
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to drive Todd McCloud
Yo mama so stupid... She took a telescope to FRAVision
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to throw Frisbeeteria
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to raid The Black Riders
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to defuse Lord nuke
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to take an Eluvatar
Yo mama so stupid... She hosted her forums with Jolt
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to kick Ballotonia
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to surf Tsunamy
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to eat Applebania
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to coup The Pacific
Yo mama so stupid... She voted for Tony abott
Yo mama so stupid... She misspelled Rirersyl
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to subtract NS++
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to water [violet]

UGLY

Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason why Ever-Wandering Souls ever wandered in the first place
Yo mama so ugly... Her NationStates Welcome Telegram contained an apology letter from [violet]
Yo mama so ugly... She is forbidden to experience Orphaned Raider Groups And Similar Militaries
Yo mama so ugly... When she made a NationStates account... everyone switched to MyMiniCity
Yo mama so ugly... When she relocated to Zombieland... she departed with a job application
Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason why Drop Your Pants dropped his pants
Yo mama so ugly... Max Barry moved the Zombie Apocalypse to her birthday
Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason why Zaolat has no Regional Pride
Yo mama so ugly... Not even Pollaetorian can raise her popularity levels
Yo mama so ugly... She made McMasterdonia's little vegemite cry
Yo mama so ugly... She makes Tubgirl look like Jennifer Lawrence
Yo mama so ugly... She got rejected from The Rejected Realms
Yo mama so ugly... Not even Gradea wants her in his region
Yo mama so ugly... She gives Mallorea and Riva nightmares
Yo mama so ugly... She lost a beauty contest to Mr Zombie
Yo mama so ugly... The Mods use her face to scare away Frak
Yo mama so ugly... The Rejected Times is named after her
Yo mama so ugly... Frisbeeteria never came back to her
Yo mama so ugly... She scared the hair off Max Barry
Yo mama so ugly... She made Solorni go Balder
Yo mama so ugly... She got rejected on Rejectmas
Yo mama so ugly... Pornspammers spam her face
Yo mama so ugly... She scared the hair off Balder
Yo mama so ugly... She is the reason Valrifell
Yo mama so ugly... She made Frak Koth ii
Yo mama so ugly... She made Valrifall
Yo mama so ugly... She made Frak cry

Kemintiri of kemet

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