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Finland's Infinite Justice Abridged

Finland's INFINITE JUSTICE ABRIDGED

Original RP here

SEASON 1

Episode 1: Hangover at Kree's

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Kilian Roth: [wakes up, sees himself in a prison] Mrmgh... What happened yesterday?
Nikun: HELP! GET US OUT!
Katsuo: [slaps Nikun] Shut up.
Kilian: [phases through the wall] Who are you people?
Nikun: OH NO! IT'S AN ENEMY! [fires an energy blast]
Anthony: [hit by the blast] Ow-ow! You dick-dick!
Kilian: Seriously, guys, there's too many of you here. My brain can't comprehend-
Dallen: Hello, humans!
Katsuo: Hey! I have little to no relevance to the plot!
Nicholas: Wait, what about me?
Daud Andreas: I'll meet you in a minute...
The Saoshyant: Hey, what about me!
Kyoten: And me!
Kilian: I already know I'm going to hate this.

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Kilian: Anyway, the Kree captured us to serve as lab rats.
Katsuo: My database doesn't know how can you know this information, but hey, let's roll with it.
Anthony: Hey guys! The life way is that way-way!
Daud: No, that is the death way. [alarm goes off] Have fun.
Kilian: But-

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Lord Frieza: Deleted
Kilian: Deleted who? [gets hit in the face]
Dallen: For Asgard! [attacks]
Kilian: That's Thor's line.
Dallen: No sh*t, nerd.
[Fighting]

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Kilian: 3-2-1 and done. Please no more newcomers.
Morgana: [comes in] You suck. There's much more to do than just beat up guards senselessly - we need to find out what do they want from us, are there any more prisoners, we need to steer the ship back to Earth-
Katsuo: Can I punch her?
Kilian: I'd be pleased.
Ronan: Allow me to take care of the job.

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The Captain: So, little kid, what's your name?
Daud: SHORYUKEN! [Shoryuken]

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Kilian: Oh yeah, that guy. Watch out for his hammer.
Morgana: I'm out of here. [leaves]
Nicholas: Well, if you don't mind, I'll finally do something relevant to the plot. [throws metal]
Ronan: [blocks the metal] And... irrelevant.
Kilian: TO YOU! [attacks Ronan]
Anthony: I'm here to help-help! [attacks with electricity]
Kilian: Keep doing it! We have it by the Gluteus Maximus!
Anthony: [electricity weakens]
Kilian: Why do I trust on strangers too much... [gets hit]

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Ronan: Well, it was good, kid. But even with your new friends, there is nobody strong enough to challenge THE MIGHTY RONAN!
Kyoten: [blasts through a wall] Apologies, but you seem to have missed me.
[short pause]
Ronan: As I said, there is nobody strong enough to-
Kyoten: You're dead meat, alien pie! [charges towards Ronan]
The Saoshyant: No! You need to calm your tits off!
Kyoten: AS IF I EVEN HAVE THOSE!

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Saoshyant: Stop it, Ronan!
Ronan: I'd rather die than let you escape!
Anthony: As you wish. [zaps Ronan]
Ronan: [lying on the ground] Oh no. I have been defeated!
[All team members gain 55 EXP]
Kilian: LEVEL UP! YEAH!

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Ronan: Ha! You have defeated me, but now you do not know what to do with me!
Kilian: Fine. We'll just lock you up.
Ronan: But... BUT YOU SHOULD BE THE ONES LOCKED UP!
Daniel Carter: I agree with Kilian. As it is my responsibility to lead this group, I command you to go to the cell.
Kilian: Oh god, more of you... Who made you the leader anyway?
Daniel: I was sent here to save you from the Kree.
Kyoten: Well, you were unnecessary.
Kilian: Yeah, and so what?
Daniel: I'm from the Justice League-
Kilian: Okay, you're leader.

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[END OF EPISODE 1]

Episode 2: Showoff

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Kilian: Anyway, Space Skype.
Daniel: Space Skype?
Captain Marvel: Space Skype on!
Katsuo: I'm on it.
Kilian: But what about me?

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Morgana: ...so, I need to get home to study, so I don't get bad grades and-
Kyoten: Brb, going to the Time Chamber. Super Saiyan here we come!
Daniel: Hey, wait up! [leaves Morgana]
Morgana: Hey, I wasn't finished!
Daniel: Sorry, I'm more interested in alien fairytales than women ranting.

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Kyoten: Check this out! [pushes a button]
[The Time Chamber explodes]
Daniel: ...Right.

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Katsuo: Here you go. [JLA and Avengers on-screen]
Kilian: How do you know so much about electronics?
Katsuo: Sometimes, to know electronics, you have to become electronics.
Batman: [from the monitor] ...I hope this is not Hulk's Sandwitches again, or else I'll-
Kilian: Hey, Bruce! We need help!
Batman: How do you know?
Kilian: I've read your comic books.
Batman: ...Nerd.
Kilian: Yeah, yeah, and Katsuo's from the future!
Katsuo: Actually...
Thor: So you are the children who took over this ship?
Kilian: Yeah, but we already have you on the team.
Dallen: Hey!
Anthony: Yeah, right. Guys, just arrest me. I'm a psychopath.
Kyoten: Sod off, sunshine.

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[In the Time Chamber]
Kyoten: Anyway, blondie, come fight me a little.
Thor: You know I could just slam you with my black hole dino-slaying hammer and turn you into dust for that?
Kyoten: You mean the hammer that only weighs 42 pounds? Try me.
Kilian: Ha! Burned.
Kyoten: ANYWAY... Let's go up to 300 times. [starts sweating] How does it feel, god of breaking tableware?
Thor: Turn it higher.
Kyoten: WHAT? But I can already feel it!
Thor: [yawns]
Kyoten: ...Whatever then. [turns to 1500x, then Super Saiyan]
Thor: Is that it? I thought a Super Saiyan would be more than capable of besting me!
Kyoten: F*ck you, fence-mender.

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Daud: Hey, you should stop trying to learn how to fly this ship and relax.
Kilian: I feel like it should be my top priority, considering there is a literal god and a Super Saiyan next door. And you're annoying.
Daud: [angry] Well, f*ck you too then.
Kilian: Alright then. See ya later, best buddy!

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Kyoten: Anyway, Thor, you should acknowledge me as the most powerful Saiyan ever, right? I could withstand the equivalent of the mass of 5 suns.
Saikyo: Well, that's quite arrogant.
[Kyoten turns to Saikyo, short pause]
Kyoten: I don't know why, but I know I won't like you.

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[END OF EPISODE 2]

Episode 3: Impatience

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Saikyo: ...Right. I guess I'll just-
Kyoten: Fight me. NOW.

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Solar Girl: So, dad, can I join this group of young superheroes?
Superman: Why, of course. But why?
Solar Girl: I sort of think being in a group of young superheroes reduces the chances of death by energy beams impaling your chest.
Superman: Really?
Solar Girl: Fifty-fifty.

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Technician: So, you are leaving Infinite Justice?
Daud: What the hell is Infinite Justice?
Technician: Oh, sorry, I mean... the League.
Daud: Yes.
Technician: Will you return?
Daud: Yes, in around 30 pages, give or take 10.
Technician: So it means you won't return?
Daud: ...Yes.

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Saikyo: Oh, it's on.
Kyoten: And there is nobody who will stop us from fighting!
Solar Girl: Hey, boys!
Kyoten: [sighs] I stand corrected. What do you want?
Goguta: Hello, people!
Kyoten: Anyway, let's just go to the training room.

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Daniel: Sorry, occupied.
Kyoten: Occupied? Then leave and let us fight.
Solar Girl: I know a place where you can go.
Kyoten: Oh yeah? What could a girl think of as a fighting place?

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[In Siberia]
Kyoten: Huh. It's actually not half bad.
Saikyo: Can we just fight?
Kyoten: I was waiting for you to say that.
Saikyo:?
Kyoten: YOU STARTED IT!
[Kyoten and Saikyo fight]
Cyborg: Nope. [teleports the Saiyans back to the Watchtower]

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Solar Girl: What are we doing again?
Rory: Are you a Kryptonian?
Solar Girl: Yes.
Rory: Related to Superman?
Solar Girl: Yes.
Rory: So Supe's Super Wang got to work after all...
Solar Girl: I'm adopted.
Rory: Oh...

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Batman: So, basically, it's a city simulation. You can increase gravity, but only if there are no people who cannot withstand it. The city goes on forever, so-
Kyoten: Are you Morgana?
Morgana: I'm right f*cking here, you know.
Kyoten: Can we just fight?

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[END OF EPISODE 3]

Episode 4: Strafing

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Solar Girl: At last, I get to post first!
Gravity: If only your writer would make shorter posts...
Solar Girl: "Writer"?
Venom: Unfortunately, your talking has attracted me.
Carnage: And as you can see, we want you dead. Really, really dead.
Venom: Cadavarifficly dead.
Solar Girl: [screams]

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Kilian: I LOVE running so fast!
Kyoten: Yes, you do. [senses Solar Girl in danger] Oh no! My Saiyan Sense is tingling!
Saikyo: "Saiyan Sense"?
Kyoten: Hold on, girlie, I'mma coming!

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Solar Girl: [throws Carnage to a wall] Finally, I got rid of him.
Kyoten: [arrives] Hold on, Sora! I'll save you!
Solar Girl: No! Save yourself instead!
[Symbiote crawling on Kyoten]
Kyoten: Oh no... He's taking over me... You may have taken over my mind and my body, but there's one thing a Saiyan always keeps... HIS WRITER'S LAZINESS!
[Symbiote leaves]
Kyoten: See? Simple as that.

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Daniel: INFINITE JUSTICE!
Kilian: I wonder if it has anything to do with the name...
Daniel: It is the name.
Kilian: Yeah, I know.

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Solar Girl: Wait, what about Gravity and Venom?
Gravity: [lying on the ground] I'm okay... mostly...
Solar Girl: Oh my... Did you win?
Gravity: Kyoten... Senzu Bean...
Kyoten: F*ck off. I'm going to finish what I wanted to do for a long time.

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Thor: Those teenagers are awesome! They will be the newest Power Rangers or Teen Titans!
Batman: They are dangerous thick-skulled idiots with no sense of orderly fighting!
Superman: I think we should let them make their team.
Batman: You're saying that just because your daughter's in there.
Superman: And you are against them because you are a grumpy old man.
Batman: Well played, Clark.

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Kyoten: Saikyo! Come out, you fool!
Cargot: Hello there, Super Saiyan.
Kyoten: Sod off, Captain Slugman. I'm looking for a real challenge, not a twig.
Saikyo: I thought you already wussed out?
Kyoten: Kiss my ass, wannabe Kakarot.
Saikyo: You're quite grumpy today.
Kyoten: Have you ever seen what a Super Saiyan diet does to a man?
Saikyo: [poker face] This is getting awkward. Can we fight now?
Daniel: Nope. It's Infinite Justice time.
Kyoten: The hell is Infinite Justice?
Daniel: A team. All of us in. I'm the leader.
Kilian: Hey! We should put up a vote on who is the leader.
Daniel: Come on. You all know you will vote for me only.
[a moment of silence]
Dallen: True.

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Daniel: Anyway, I have a plan for out training lesson.
Kilian: When did you get to set that up?
Daniel: [ignores Kilian] So, basically, we need to practice. We will have robberies and you will stop them. No killing. Oh, and there is an attack on a high-tech building with lots of weapon tech. Ready? Go!
Kilian: But-
Daniel: RIGHT NOW!

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[END OF EPISODE 4]

Episode 5: Too Fast

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Daniel: The first thing to do in any situation is to locate where we need to go. It could be anywhere-
Kilian: [dashing around the city] I found it!
Daniel: I guess that works...
Kyoten: Well, whaddya know. We'll finish this sh*t in 10 seconds. Who's ready to kick ass?
Soilar Girl: Sign me up.
Dallen: I'm on it.
Daniel: How about-
Kyoten: Let's just go. [Kyoten, Solar Girl and Dallen leave]
Daniel: People, stop interrupting me-
Saikyo: Hey, wait up!

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[the city skyline]
Kilian: I got the thugs!
Kyoten: I got the STAR stuff!
Morgana & Gravity: We got the other thugs!
Daniel: WHY IS THIS SO EASY?!

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Katsuo: Are you okay?
Daniel: Yes... just a wound in my liver.
Katsuo: We need to get you to the hospital!
Daniel: I said I AM OKAY!
[short pause]
Katsuo: Where's the nearest hospital?
Daniel: [gruntles] At least we won.
Morgana: Wrong again, you know. If this was real world and not a simulation, then all of us would be lying on the ground crying in pain. Katsuo's right - in real life we would need to get you to the hospital.
Katsuo: How can you be friends with her?
Daniel: We're not friends.
Katsuo: But you... Oh, wait... Forgot I am from the future for a moment...
Daniel: -_-

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Daniel: [sighs] Everyone, you may think you did a good job, but there is one thing I want you to do - don't go so fast. We need this to be fun, not quick. My writer does very long posts, you know.
IJ: Wait, what?
Daniel: Oh, wait. Deathstroke's here. [leaves]
Kilian: Well, anyway, I'll go and continue my unhealthy lifestyle of stuffing myself with everything on sight.
Kyoten: I'll just go training.
Kilian: Hey, me, maybe you should ask Batman to make me some ration packs? Shut up, the only way to solve it is by eating less. Well, how are you going to run while in a famine. The Great Food Famine.
Saikyo: Why are you talking to yourself?
Kilian: I am not talking to myself! Well, you are talking to me.
[Time Chamber randomly explodes]
Solar Girl: Oh no! Kyoten!
Dallen: Well, someone will have to fix that, I guess I will- [sees poptarts, pupils turn to heart shape]
Kilian: Well, this is creepy...
Dallen: [In The Barber of Seville style]
POPTARTS!
POPTARTS!
PO-PO-POPTARTS!

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[In Sora-El's room]
Solar Girl: [cleaning Kyoten] You need to stop training for a while! Look at your clothes! They're dirty from all the ashes and sweat!
Kyoten: That's the least of my concern.
Solar Girl: Anyway, it looks like you will be stuck here for a while.
Kyoten: Wait! I think there is a way for me to heal quickly.
Solar Girl: I'd be pleased to help.
Kyoten: Get over here! [drags her into the bed]
Morgana: [from behind the door] Caroline! We have news!
Kyoten: That naggy b*tch again...
Solar Girl: Sod off, Morgana! Nobody likes you!
Morgana: It's about Daniel!
Solar Girl: [opens the door in underwear] I am listening.

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[END OF EPISODE 5]

Episode 6: Try Again

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Solar Girl: If Daniel is in trouble, I'll go save him. Kyoten, stay here. You are too hurt to fight or train.
Kyoten: [waits until Sora leaves] Is she gone?
Cyborg: Yup.
Kyoten: I'm going to train.

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Daniel: [lying on the ground defeated] You may have defeated me... but the team will never forget it... they will hunt you down!
Deathstroke: I know. The challenge excites me.
Daniel: You should run while you can!
Deathstroke: [films himself] Listen, you twerking little kids at Infinite Justice. I have defeated your leader, and if you continue your heroism, the same fate will happen to you. I am already opening the gates of Arkham. Good night. [leaves]

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[Solar Girl sees Crusader in a pool of blood]
Solar Girl: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Daniel: It's a stupid question and you know it...
Katsuo: Sora, get him to Stark's. Cyborg will teleport the others.
Solar Girl: How did you know we were here?
Katsuo: Being from the future has it's perks.
Solar Girl: Will I live a nice and lovely life?
Katsuo: ...No.

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Sunny: Get off my balcony.
Kilian: Well, that is not nice.
Sunny: Get off my balcony, dammit!
Kilian: Okay, okay...
Sunny: But I'll join your organization first.

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Dallen: Since Daniel is incapable of moving, I am the leader until he recovers.
Solar Girl: Who made you the second to Daniel?
Dallen: Morgana, heal Daniel, then inform Batman. Me and Caroline, we go find anyone daniel has any relation to. I assume nobody, but that's just a guess.
Morgana: You got it, second fiddle! Though, honestly, I would send Caroline to send Daniel to the Watchtower, where there are many magic healers. I could go help you - my spirits would-
Dallen: Just go.

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Batman: I knew it. Those kids already f*cked up. And how much time has passed? 3 hours?
Kyoten: I'm on it!
Cyborg: But you are hurt!
Saikyo: Well, he doesn't care.
Kyoten: At least we agree on one thing.

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Nicholas: I know that I will be relevant. Eventually.
Kilian: Doubt it. There's hundreds of people here who want to kill us.
Nicholas: Well, this will be a massacre.
Kilian: No killing.
Kyoten: [holding Bane's body] Who made that stupid rule?
Kilian: Is he alive?
Kyoten: 50-50.
Subject Alpha: FREEZE!
Mr. Freeze: You damn right.

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[END OF EPISODE 6]

Episode 7: Kilian and the Super Friends

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Kilian: Mr. Freeze. He's one of Batman's most well known villains. He can freeze you.
Kyoten: No sh*t, nerd.
Kilian: Why do people call me a nerd?
Mr. Freeze: You missed something, speedy boy. [starts releasing gas]
Kilian: ...Oh.
Kyoten: This gas affects me weirdly. I keep thinking about Sora. I should pork her.
Katsuo: No worries! I don't need to breathe!
Kilian: Save us! I'm famished!
Katsuo: But he uses cold... maybe not.
Dallen: Leave it to me.
Katsuo: But you need to breathe!

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Solar Girl: KYOTEN! Come out! I know you are thinking about doing me!
Kyoten: [from far away] No I'm not!
Solar Girl: Oh, yes you are then.
Solomon Grundy: Not yet.
Solar Girl: [screams]
Cargot: I'll save you! [charges in]

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Kilian: If any more villains come out, I will-
Clayface: Sorry for ruining your day.
Kilian: -punch Clayface in the clay.
Clayface: Oh. [gets sucked in a vortex]
Kilian: [falls on the ground from lack of oxygen] Note to self: Don't do maximalist goals.

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Kyoten: [on Killer Croc's body] Freeze, Croc. Going by the formula of possibilities, the next one should be...
Scarecrow: Good night, chubby. [throws dart]
Kyoten: Of course... Scarecr...

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[Kyoten's dream]
Kyoten: Where the hell am I? Where did you teleport me now, Cyborg?
Frieza: Welcome to Frieza's Sandwitches. Today we serve frosted Beath Deams.
Kyoten: Beath Deams? Sounds like an English dish. Give me one.
[Frieza shoots Sora]
Kyoten: Oh, you meant Death Beams... Now it makes sense...

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[Kyoten wakes up, sees knocked out Scarecrow]
Kyoten: Well, that was convenient.

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Guard: Thanks, Flash. You saved us a lot of bullets and water.
Kilian: I'm not Flash. I am Speed Demon.
Guard: ...Whatever you say, Flash.

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Deadshot: Die, Asgardian!
Dallen: [knocks away the gun] Not today.

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Solar Girl: Thanks, green guy. We should get moving.
Killer Frost: Not today.
Dallen: Hold on, I have a plan.
Kyoten: Who cares. Just pound the b*tch. [Supernova Blast]
Saikyo: I agree. [attacks Killer Frost]
Solar Girl: At least this one time I agree with the thick-heads. [Heat Vision]

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Firefly: Your days are over, Flash! I'll destroy you and Arkham!
Katsuo: [blasts Firefly] He's not Flash. He's weaker.
Kilian: Hey!

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[END OF EPISODE 7]

Episode 8: Alien 9

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Katsuo: Relax. At least we beat Firefly.
Kilian: We need backup.
Katsuo: For the Joker?
Kilian: You are a clever bastard.

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Morgana: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SURVIVE. HOLD MY HAND.
Daniel: You're creepy.
Morgana: [passes out]
Daniel: Oh sh*t. Sentinel to the rescue!

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Kilian: Anyway-
The Joker: Get some gas up! [releases gas]
Katsuo: Leave it to me! I don't need to breathe!

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Solar Girl: Die, evil monster!
Kyoten: But it's me, Kyoten!
Solar Girl: Die, evil Kyoten! [heat vision]
Kyoten: ...Okay, you got me there. [falls on the ground]
Saikyo: [screams]

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Augustus: We need to so something!
Alpha: What can we do? We are so irrelevant we are not even affected by the gas!

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Kilian: We are fighting Joker! I am a real superhero!
[opens a door, sees explosives]
Kilian: Being a superhero means more explosions to the face.
[BOOM!]
Katsuo: Kilian, wake up! The Joker is up there!
[Kilian is unconscious]
Augustus: MY ARM!
Alpha: Relax.

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Frieza: Soon...

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Batman: Oh holy sh*tpickle.
Cargot: Oh holy sh*tpickle.
Batman: Forget Arkham, Infinite Justice. You will be fighting... pirates next.

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[END OF EPISODE 8]

Episode 9: Super Sentai

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[New Namek, a ship lands]
Mayla Tatzar: Finally. My time has come.

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[Back in the Watchtower]
Cargot: Kilian, can you prove your name?
Kilian: What's the deal?
Cargot: Oh, nothing, just Frieza himself in my home. Again.
Kilian: Basically what now?
Cargot: Frieza is an intergalactic space conqueror who busts planets for fun.
Gravity: Sounds like fun.
Cargot: You'll think otherwise when we come there. Anyway, Frieza wants Dragon Balls.
Gravity: That's gross. Are you sure he is not g-
Cargot: The Dragon Balls are legendary artifacts that can grant you any three wishes you want.
Gravity: Oh... That probably makes more sense.
Katsuo: All aboard to New Namek!

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[At fake Namek]
Katsuo: Is that Namek?
Cargot: Stop messing with us. I know where it is.
Katsuo: Oh, fine. You ruined the joke.
[To Namek]

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Frieza: It appears that there are many power levels coming to New Namek. I know that my minions would probably deal with them easier, but we want to do this quick, so I am sending you, the Ginyu Force, to investigate.
Ginyu: Question.
Frieza: Yes?
Ginyu: How are we alive?
Frieza: Uhh... You're right. How ARE we alive?
Ginyu Force: MOVE OUT!

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Cargot: I sense, outside Frieza, four more large powers on the planet. And some weak one.
Kilian: Is that them? [points at Ginyu Force]
Cargot: Yup. Didn't think we would fight the most gay special force in the universe.
[The ship lands]
Kilian: Okay, you five. I want you to die. Will save us time.
Ginyu: At least let us introduce ourselves!
Kilian: I'm not really that interested-
[LinkMusic playing]

Recoome: My name is Recoome
I've got the strongest power
I'll take your lives (Touh!!)
With my Ultra Fighting Miracle Bomber
I'll sweep all the scum away

Burter: I'm Burter
The Blue Hurricane. Wow,
My speed is unmatched

Both: Yes we are!!
We've just arrived!! The most elite warriors in the universe
We even shut up whining kids
We're the Ginyu Special Squad
Yes we are!!
We'll show you our Special Fighting Pose
You better kneel before it's beauty (Special Squad x4)

Jeice: I'm Jeice
Call me "The Red Magma"
I'm the Special Squad's No.2 man
Shall I pet you with my Crusher Ball?
And by "pet" I don't mean a pat on the head

Guldo: Guldo, that's me
I'll stop time! Wow,
I'm a real psychic

Both: Yes we are!!
We've just arrived!! The most elite warriors in the universe
We're the best in the world, The Ginyu Special Squad
Yes we are!!
We've decided on chocolate parfait as our afternoon snack
And we won't share any with you (Special Squad x4)

Ginyu: I'm Ginyu
The one called captain
You'd better show me all of your power
I'll fight for the sake of Lord Frieza
I don't care who you are,
I'll defeat you (CHANGE!!)

You should be honored
How about now I show you
My dance of joy?

All: Yes we are!!
We've just arrived!! The most elite warriors in the universe
I hate frogs though I don't know why
Yes we are!!
We decide which order we go with Rock-Paper-Scissors,
Since that's nice and fair
Warriors are fair
You'd better remember that (Special Squad x4)

Yes we are!!
We've just arrived!! The most elite warriors in the universe
We even shut up whining kids
We're the Ginyu Special Squad
Yes we are!!
We'll show you our Special Fighting Pose
You better kneel before it's beauty (Special Squad x4)

Kilian: Well, that was four minutes of my life wasted.
Nicholas: Who is playing the music?
Cargot: I'll just leave you handle this. [leaves]
Burter: So, who is the fastest of your group? Let's see if you can reach a thousandth of my speed!
Kilian: Try me.

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[END OF EPISODE 9]

Episode 10: Quick Burter Meal

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Burter: [laughs] Oh really? I wonder if you can keep up with Guldo over there? [tries to punch Kilian]
Kilian: [on a rock] Wanna race?
Burter: Bitchin'

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Nail: I won't lose again! [karate chop]
Frieza: Same here. [rips off arm]

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[race ends]
Commentator: And the victor is...
Jeice: Please be Burter... please be Burter...
Commentator: SPEED DEMON!
Burter: Congrats! Want to receive your prize?
Kilian: Okay...
Burter: SUCKER PUNCH! [Sucker Punch]

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Cargot: Oh god, Nail. You tried fighting him again?
Nail: Uh-huh...
Cargot: Why? Just why?
Nail: FUSING!

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Jeice: Oh, mate... That bastard is one tough guy... But he's still going to die!
Katsuo: Good luck with that. [blaster shot]
Burter: Jeice! NO!
Mayla: YES JUICE! [kicks Burter, no damage]
Jeice: I'm okay!
Burter: Wait what?
Kilian: Your face. [cannonball]
Burter: Stop! STOP BEATING ME! I don't want to go back to those German guys!
Kilian: Don't worry, I'll replace you.
Katsuo: Are you sure you will?
Kilian: HELL NO! I'm not g-
Mayla: Yes we will! No fear! The Great Super Saiya will beat you u-[falls out of balance]
Kilian: [sigh] Even our team is not safe. [zips around]

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Daniel: Excuse me, lady, but you should go to the ship.
Mayla: Oh excuse me, prince, but I'm not going anywhere. I'm a fighter.
Daniel: But there you will be safe.
Mayla: Stop talking so much.
Daniel: ...Damn you, Morgana. You affect me too much.
Solar Girl: Hey! I found this purple horny guy trying to pound me to the ground!
Daniel: [poker face]

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[Kilian standing on unconscious Burter]
Kilian: So, anyone interested in snake burgers?
Frieza: Give me a few.
Kilian: ...Oh.

[END OF EPISODE 10]

Episode 11: Freezy Pop

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Frieza: Good try, but it looks like you will have to ragequit.
Kilian: You'll think otherwise when we beat your sorry ass to the ground.
Frieza: You shouldn't make promises you can't keep.
Gravity: [charges at Frieza] Why should we? Those are the best kind!
Frieza: It's Ginyu's turn. [punches to the crotch]
Kilian: Why is it Ginyu's turn? They already got their own episode!
Frieza: You're annoying.
Kilian: Heard it before. [reverse vortex]
Frieza: [yawns] It's warm already.
Kilian: What do you mean by that-
Frieza: [transforms into Second Form]
Kilian: ...God damn it.

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Cargot: I should go now. It's my turn to fight.
Nail: Oh come on, that's the same thing that Piccolo did.

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Cargot: [arrives] Frieza. It's been long enough. You are fighting me.
Frieza: Come on, there is no Namek that can challenge my second form! [gets punched]
Cargot: Serves you right.
Frieza: [explodes, Final Form]
Kilian: HOLD IT! Go back!

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[Kilian dashes around and reverses time]
Frieza: [yawns] It's warm already.
Kilian: What do you- [gets pulled behind a rock] What the hell?
Future Kilian: Make sure that Cargot doesn't come. It will be hell if he does.
[from far away]
Cargot: I should go now. It's my turn to fight.
Future Kilian: NEVER!

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Kilian: Ooh, you are tall now. Napoleon syndrome reverted? [gets slammed to the ground]
Frieza: So, who's losing now?
Kilian: Y-you are... [Frieza kicks Kilian]
Gravity: He's right! [hits with city punches]
Frieza: [grinning, no damage] You'll need to back up your claims.
Gravity: Oh, please no. This was supposed to be a fun trip!
Morgana: [grabs Gravity] Oh no, he's not dying today. In fact, it is very plausible that the next character in this series to meet his fate would most probably be-
Frieza: [Death Beams Rory's chest]
Gravity: [on the ground, dying] Too many words, too little actions... F*ck you, Morgana. [dies]

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[END OF EPISODE 11]

Episode 12: Shouting

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Frieza: Well, that guy's dead.
Sunny: Rory! NO! My best friend!
Daniel: You just met him!
Solar Girl: DIE! FRIEZA!!
Daniel: I'll join you! [cuts tail]
Frieza: My tail! My precious little-
Solar Girl: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! [charges at Frieza]
Frieza: [yawns] You're no fun.

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Kilian: [catches some orb] Ooh, glowy...

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Frieza: [Third Form] Now who's pummeling me? It is a fact that I have completely overpowered all of-
Kilian: OBJECTION! [attacks Frieza]
Frieza: [stands up] As I said, I have completely ovep-
Kilian: STOP IGNORING ME! [keeps attacking]
Frieza: My god, you monkeys shout a lot.
Kilian: AAH! [full rampage]
Frieza: STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME NOTICE YOU! [Death Ball]
Kilian: Oh...

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Kyoten: Oh crap. Bats, Namek, NOW!
Batman: Who do you think I am, an errand?
Kyoten: JUST GET ME TO F*CKING FRIEZA!

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Kilian: [makes some vortex or some sh*t] Ha! I made the ball...
Frieza: Disappear?
Kilian: [fake French accent] Disappear!
Frieza: I'll just make an another one then.
Kilian: Well, then-
Daniel: Hold it. I'll take care of this.
Kilian: You HAVE to be joking.
Daniel: You cannot do magic tricks forever. I will instead make him disappear.
Frieza: Yes, let me kill him. You will have 10 microseconds to run.
Kilian: Actually-
Daniel: FRIEZA! You disgusting creature! I am going to crush you, then throw you into the wind!
Frieza: Please no ripping off Majin Vegeta here.
Daniel: BOOM! [explodes]
[Smoke clears out, Frieza in Final Form]
Frieza: ...Shaka Laka. [Death Beams the ship]
Kilian: HEY! What did the ship ever do to you?
Frieza: [Death Beams Kilian's leg]

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Frieza: Even you can't run without legs, right?
Kilian: Ehh...
Saikyo: I don't know. But I know you can't.
Frieza: Jokes on you, I can fly.
[short pause]
Saikyo: HAA! [charges at Frieza]
Kyoten: HOLD IT!
Saikyo, Frieza and Kilian: WHAT?
Solar Girl: I'm back. [charges at Frieza]
Kilian: If only someone gave me a Senzu...
Cargot: [throws a Senzu] I'm back.
Kilian: Where's the "SENZU BEAN!" part?
Cargot: Shut up, Kilian.

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[END OF EPISODE 12]

Episode 13: Fall of a Tyrant

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Kilian: You're no fun.
Cargot: We should start the episode now.
Kilian: Have you watched TFS?
Cargot: ...Any minute now...
Kilian: ...We need a ship.
Cargot: There we go.
Mayla: HOLD IT!
Kilian: You again? But you're so-
Mayla: I have the Dragon Radar!
Kilian: ...I changed my mind. Welcome to Infinite Justice.
Mayla: Is it just because I have-
Kilian: Yup.
Mayla: -_-

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Kyoten: [punches Frieza]
Frieza: Congrats, you are the first.
Kyoten: On what?
Kilian: [from very far] Hey, Frieza! We're stealing your wish!
Frieza: What did he just say?
Kyoten: He's... uhh...
Solar Girl: KILLING YOU! [attacks Frieza, no damage]
Frieza: OH TO HELL WITH YOU! [Death Beams Solar Girl]
Solar Girl: Damn you... superhero manual... lying about deaths by energy beams... [dies]
Frieza: Wow. You had such an influence on me I started shouting like you.
Kyoten: [gruntles]
Frieza: But too bad, turns you you won't get to blow through her.
Kyoten: [angry]
Frieza: Don't worry though. When you die next, remember, the piercest guys win the girls. In Hell, at least.
Kyoten: [hair starting to glow]
Frieza: I guess you can say you had too little- What, what's with you ha-
Kyoten: [Super Saiyan]
Frieza: -a-a-a-a-AAAAAAAA!!! [Death Ball]

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Kilian: There should be nothing in Frieza's ship. It will be easy-
Ginyu Force: Do you want to hear our song again?
Cargot: No. [blasts the radio, then chops Ginyu and blasts Recoome]
Burter: Holy sh*t. Well, at least we have me!
Kilian: Hey, Burter!
Burter: What?
Kilian: Wanna see my new move?
Burter: I'm not really that-
Kilian: SHUN GOKU SATSU!
[Screen fades to black for a second, then Burter is on the ground and Kilian is in Linkthis pose]

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Mayla: Stop it with your fighting game ripoffs and come here!
Cargot: What is it?
Mayla: First, Super Saiyan, next, go for it.
Cargot: Alright... In votis est, mendacium est!
Kilian: I think that's Latin-
[Porunga rises from the Dragon Balls]
Cargot: Quam audiam, et vivificet eos, stolidi, qui iustus plurēs.
[Porunga revives Gravity, Daniel and Solar Girl]

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Frieza: [heavy breathing] Yes, you are strong, but there is one thing I should show you.
Kyoten: You give up? Because the planet is doomed anyway.
Frieza: Nope.avi. [100 percent]
Kyoten: Meh.
Frieza: We'll see about that. [attacks Kyoten]

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Gravity: I'm alive? I'm alive!
[looks around, planet exploding]
Gravity: And I'm f*cked...

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Kyoten: [being choked]
Frieza: Well, the tide has turned.
Kyoten: ...Not today. [blows up]
[smoke clears, Frieza still alive]
Frieza: My god, you monkeys have a tendency for blowing up...
Saikyo: [Super Saiyan, behind Frieza] Hello there.
Frieza: [heavily breathing] Oh, and that...

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[END OF EPISODE 13]

Episode 14: Daudantai

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Frieza: So, hotshot, you want to die at the hands of a space tyrant? I already killed one of you, a-
Saikyo: [punches Frieza in the groin]
Frieza: a-a-a-a-[vomits a little] How?
Saikyo: I'm stronger than Kyoten.
Frieza: Well, no f*cking sh*t, but how?
Saikyo: [shrugs]
Frieza: Clever girl... [Death Ball]
Saikyo: [deflects it]
Frieza: Oh.

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Kilian: We should start the ship.
Katsuo: I'm on it.

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Frieza: Aargh. I am defeated!
Saikyo: Sucks to be you. You will die by your own attack.
Frieza: But... can you at least give me some energy to escape the blast?
[short pause]
Frieza: AAAAAAA!!!! [vaporized]
Saikyo: Here you go.

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[ship starting to fly]
Kilian: Hey, what about those who are still here?
[Katsuo stops the ship]
Gravity: Hey guys... I made it...
Kilian: Now the othe-
[ship leaves Namek as it explodes]
Kilian: God dammit, Katsuo.
Katsuo: We can't save everyone.
Kilian: So who did we save?
Katsuo: We've exchanged the Saiyans for a 16 year old girl. Not that there's anything bad with that...
Mayla: Hey!
Kyoten: [from King Kai's planet] Guys, you'll need to wish us back.
Kilian: That's way too much wishing for this series.

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Daud: God dammit, you idiots blew it up.
Kilian: Hey, Daud! Where have you been for these eight hours?
Daud: Eight hours? I thought it has been 8 days!
Kilian: Wait, you're Sinestro?
Daud: We can't talk right now, you know.
Kilian: Meh. I'll use some of my Deus Ex Machina energy to chat.
[Daud enters the ship]
Daud: Found a hole in your ship.
Kilian: What hole?
Daud: Well, how did you enter the ship?
Cargot: Just assume it's not there.

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Daniel: How am I back home?

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Morgana: As always, your team has yet again shown that you are incapable of solving even the smallest problems. We have lost two Saiyans and gained almost nothing in exchange. Also, we lost the planet that we were supposed to save. As such, I will confirm that I, for now, will-
Gravity: [slaps Morgana] That's for not saving me.
Morgana: [disappears]

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Kilian: So you're not Sinestro?
Daud: More or less.
Cargot: Nail, shut up.
Daud: I'm not Nail.
Cargot: Oh yes you- oh, wait. Sorry.

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King Cold: So we're gonna revive Frieza again?
Henchman: Probably not.
King Cold: It's not like we will do any better than last time.

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[END OF EPISODE 14]

Episode 15: And Now... We Wait

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Kilian: Here we are, the Watchtower.
Cargot: Great. We should go gather-
Kilian: All the food. [starts eating]
Nail: Just roll with it.

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Mayla: [watches Kilian eating] So, that's how superheroes live, huh?
Augustus: Actually-
Kilian: [with a full mouth] That's aww-right!
Mayla: Can you train me to become like you?
Kilian: Alright. I want you to clean out this table with food in 10 seconds!
Mayla: [blows up the table]
Kilian: [covered in ashes, poker face] Welcome to Infinite Justice!
Kyoten: [in Kilian's mind] I hate to interrupt you trying to get yourself a girl, but-
Kilian: WHAT THE HELL, KYOTEN! She's a minor!
Mayla: -_-
Kyoten: Just gather the f*cking Dragon Balls.
Cargot: [leaving] I'm on it!

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Gangster: Hey, Speedy Cry-Baby! Why are you he-
Kilian: [holds him above a 50-story fall]
Gangster: Oh... You are going to drop me, aren't you?
Kilian: Yup. [drops him]

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Solar Girl: [lying on the ground, injured] That was mean, dad...
Superman: Yeah, but I brought you a new uniform! [throws it next to Solar Girl]
Solar Girl: It does not help.

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Cargot: Shenron, dim ond yn dymuno dychwelyd rhai a fydd yn cicio ass.
Shenron: Nu, bone. Nur ĉi tiu tempo. [wishes back Kyoten, Saikyo and the Nameks]
Dende: Why are you talking in random languages?
Cargot: Why not?

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[Fortress of Solitude]
Kyoten: The Great Saiyan is back, b*tches!
Solar Girl: Great. But how dare you...
Wonder Girl: ...call us...
Starfire: ...that?
Kyoten: Oh. Well, I'm-
Miss Martian: Welcome to die.
Kyoten: [cracks knuckles] I accept your challenge, ladies.

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Kilian: [catches the falling gangster] You're saved, gangsta.
Brooke Eobard: Hey, Kilian Roth, was it?
Kilian: What do you want?
Brooke: Technically, your death, but-
Kilian: 'Kay, bye. [leaves]

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Gravity: Oh sh*t.

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[fighting ends]
Kyoten: Did I win?
Solar Girl: That's right. Come and receive your reward.

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Katsuo: I'll help you, Kilian!
Kilian: [500 miles away] Too slow!
Brooke: Hold it, speedy guy! [following Kilian]

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Daud: My posts are too long. The writer does not know what is happening.
Nicholas: -_-

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[in an uninhabited island]
[various loud grunts, noises. You know what is happening]
Solar Girl: But what if-
Kyoten: Relax. We are of completely different species. It would be impossible.
Kilian: [peeking though the window] Save me...
Kyoten: YOU! [blows up the hut]
Brooke: Hold it!
Tanin the Liberator: NEVER! [gravity increase]
Kilian: I don't feel anything.
Brooke: Right, the force I want to understand.
Solar Girl: SOD OFF! [fires heat vision] This was supposed to be a fun experience!
Kyoten: Oh great! Now you ruined the island!
Solar Girl: My island, my rules!
Kilian: Sora, Kyoten, you two aren't even married yet, and you are already-
Kyoten & Solar Girl: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Kilian: Oh, fine-
Kyoten: Please don't tell Superman.

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[END OF EPISODE 15]

Episode 16: Short

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Kilian: [snickers] Why not?
Kyoten: Because... we need to get rid of this Leeroy Speedster here.
Kilian: It's a girl.
Kyoten: Allow me to blow her. Up. Not job.
Solar Girl: No. You already destroyed the hut.
Kyoten: As if I did the most damage here...
[short pause]
Tanin: I think that-
Dallen: Tanin? What are you doing here?
Kilian: M'kay, bye. [grabs Brooke]
Tanin: Nope.
Kilian: Pardon?
Tanin: No, Heimdall.

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Guy: Congrats, you finished the boot camp.
Daud: What boot camp? What are you talking about?
Guy: You...
Daud: I'm going back to Earth, yes.

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Heimdall: Did someone call me?
Kilian: Holy sh*t. When could passers-by suddenly call upon gods?
Heimdall: That's not all! [TPs to Asgard]
Odin: [wakes up] What the hell? Who woke me up?
Tanin: W-We did...
Odin: Blah, just tell me what do you want.
Kilian: Take this girl. We don't need it. [throws Brooke]
Odin: Can I take her as a concubine?
Kilian: Sure, whatever. Just make sure she does not come back.

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[Atlanta]
Mayla: Hello? [flips a coin] No answer.
Daniel: SAVE ME!!! [chased by hyenas]
[The Joker shoots the hyenas]
Daniel: Jeez, thanks, man-
[Harley Quinn takes out a bazooka]
Daniel: ...Sh*t just got real.
Mayla: HOLD IT!
Harley: I am holding it.
Mayla: No, I meant-
Joker: HOW ABOUT SOME LAUGHS?! [Joker Gas]
Mayla: STOP SCREAMING! [slaps Joker]
Harley: STOP TRYING TO STOP US SCREAMING! [fires a bazooka]
Mayla: STOP TRYING TO STOP ME STOPPING YOU SCREAMING! [deflects the bazooka]
Joker: STOP SCREAMING, DAMMIT! Oh, and I have the antidote. It's in my ja-
Mayla: [pulls off his jacket, takes the antidote]
Joker: [shocked] Now that's just not fair!
Daniel: [healed] Jeez, thanks, girl! If you were a little older, I could exchange you for Mo-
Batman: [jumps in, punches Joker]
Cargot: [appears] And I'm back.

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Odin: What were we doing here? Oh, right, taking that girl.
Kilian: I'm leaving then.
Tanin: Don't forget me!
Kilian: I will forget you.
Tanin: What?
Kilian: Everyone will.

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[END OF EPISODE 16]

Episode 17: Wow, We Went So Far

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Gravity: Just minding my own business...
[Omega Cell falls in front of him]
Gravity: What the heck?

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Cargot: We'll get to the watchtower soon-
[Omega Cell falls in front of him]
Cargot: Or not.
Mayla: But what about my wound?
Cargot: [follows Omega Cell]

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Kilian: Check out these ships.
Tanin: Wow, they are cool.
Kilian: Actually, they're my least favourite.
Tanin: Oh, yeah, they just suck.

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Cargot: Please don't be what I think you are...
Omega Cell: [suddenly stands up]
[short pause]
Cargot: What's your name?
Omega Cell: .
Cargot: Say something!
Omega Cell: !
OC's Inner Voice: Don't even try.
Omega Cell: !!!
Kilian: [arrives in a ship] What the hell is going on here?
Omega Cell: ...
Cargot: He can't speak.
Tanin: By Odin, you Midgardians are weird.
Omega Cell: F-F-F-fff-
Kilian: Hold it! Let him try!
Omega Cell: F-f-f*ck you. Car-Car-car-got.
Kilian: Congrats. You want to go to a hospital?
Omega Cell: F*ck you, Cargot... F*ck you, Cargot...
Kilian: Here. Eat a Senzu. You become a real d*ck when you're hungry.
Omega Cell: [eats the Senzu]
Kilian: Better?
Omega Cell: Much better.

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Daud: What are we on about? Something about willpower or something...
Guy: You know, this will really piss off your creator.

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Cargot: So what's your name?
Kilian: That's my line.
Omega: I am Omega Ce-e-e-e-
Cargot: Don't say what I don't want you to say.
Omega: Fine. It's Omega.

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Deathstroke: So you are Daniel?
Killswitch: Nope. Yet again. I am a clone.
Deathstroke: Ri-ight...

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Odin: Do whatever I say and you will be strong.
Dallen: Ri-ight...
Odin: And you'll get poptarts.
Dallen: Alright, what's the mission?

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Kilian: Guys, to the Watchtower!
Tanin: Who made you the leader?
Kilian: RIGHT NOW!
[At the Watchtower]
John Stewart: People, you will have to pay for your mistakes on Namek.
Kilian: With what?
John Stewart: Public works. Helping the Green Lanterns.
Daniel: That's not too bad...
Daud: I'm a Lantern. You losers work for me now.
Daniel: Why didn't you help us on Namek?
Daud: Why should I have?
Daniel: Want to play a game?
Daud: What game?
Daniel: It's called "Who Has The Most F*cked Up Origins?"
Daud: Bitchin'
J. Stewart: There is no time. We also need heavy hitters.
Kilian: Hey, there's one right here!
J. Stewart: [looks at Kilian] Where?
Kilian: Yours truly.
J. Stewart: [bursts out laughing]
[The entire team starts laughing]
Kilian: [crying] I'll get my revenge, you meanies!

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[END OF EPISODE 17]

Episode 18: Lantern Sentai

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Augustus: What we were talking about again? Something about Atrocitus or something...
Kilian: [sheds tears] Who's that?
Kyoten: [jumps in] I'm back!
Daniel: Let's just go...
[Everyone goes to the ship]

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The Guardians: So these are the children that defeated Frieza? Something seems fishy here...
Augustus: Where are all the heavy hitters? Something seems fishy here...
Kilian: Why is everyone smelling fish?
Daud: [drops a bag of cooked fish] Don't notice me.

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Saikyo: So you are telling me everyone left?
Batman: Yeah.
Saikyo: And did not wait for me?
Batman: You were dead, Saikyo.

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[Something burrowing in the ground near Omega's landing site]
???: Don't notice me...

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Daud: [waiting] Phew. And I thought that-
The Guardians: You will go fight some baddies in a sec, but Daud - why do you have so many rings?
Daud: It's a long story. Like literally, so long it would take at least 10 long posts. And nobody gives a sh*t about those.
Kyoten: Can we just fight?
The Guardians: Just leave.
Kyoten: Yay! [leaving]
Kilian: Don't get too full of yourself. Do you know how to fight a Lantern?
Kyoten: Just punch it.
Kilian: Would that work?
Kyoten: Eventually.
Daud: If you can avoid their constructs.
Kilian: Sh*t , they have constructs? I wish I could do the same.
Kyoten: How about we make the yellows and the reds fight each other?
Kilian: That sounds like something a non-Saiyan would say.
Kyoten: What do you mean?
Kilian: Do you want a challenge?
Kyoten: Yeah?
Kilian: Then let's just kill 'em.
Daud: I agree. It's such a stupid rule.
Kyoten: I killed people before. I will continue.
Daniel: [arrives] Oh hell no.
Kyoten: Pardon?
Daniel: Listen, people. No killing. If you kill, then sod off and join Sinestro. They are warriors. We are heroes. A lot of us killed in the past, but the past is not today! Today we fight as heroes! Tomorrow we shower in glory! Alright?
Kyoten, Kilian & Daud: No.
Daniel: Why are you still here then, dammit?
Kilian: You have food. They don't.
Daniel: -_-
Kyoten: Whatever. I'll just pull a transformation from my ass. [Ascended Super Saiyan]
Daniel: Let's just go... [enters the battlefield, everyone follows]

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Daud: Alright, Recon Team, they should be somewhere here...
Atrocitus: Mmm... Fresh Green Lantern...
Kyoten: Yeah, right.
Saikyo: [IT] Hey, guys!
Kyoten: You're alive? How?
Saikyo: Same way as you.
Solar Girl: [attacked by Laira] HELP!

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Augustus: WHY DO I ALWAYS KILL!
Daniel: Simple. Don't.
Kilian: [leg sliced] How many times has it happened by now?
Yellow Lantern: Got you, you little-
Kilian: [puts on yellow ring]
Lantern: Oh... Sh*t.

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Daud: We are doing fine! Just don't fe-
Atrocitus: Hey there, Lantern! Are you dead?
Daud: N-no...
Atrocitus: Then you will be by the end of this fight.

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[END OF EPISODE 18]

Episode 19: 3 Fights in 1

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Daud: Oh yeah? Recon Team! Atta-
[Daud gets blasted and leaves the area]
Kyoten: Saikyo! Use a Spirit Bomb!
Saikyo: How do you know?

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Kilian: This ring is awesome!
Sinestro: [slices Kilian's leg] Indeed.
Kilian: What's with everyone targeting my leg?
Sinestro: I hit your leg so you would join my forces!
Kilian: How does that make any sense?

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Daud: [slowly stands up] Mrmgh... What is this madness?
Cyborg Superman: Cyborg Superman.
Daud: ...Majin Kyoten?
Cyber Supes: CYBORG SUPERMAN! [punches Daud]

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Kilian: [in pain] Aah... It hurts...
Daniel: Take off the ring!
Kilian: IT WON'T HELP!
Daniel: Fine. I'll help someone else.
Gravity: I'LL SAVE YOU! [punches Sinestro]

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Mayla: HELP! [being attacked]
Daniel: I'll save you, future exchange for Morgana! [strikes the Lantern down]
Mayla: Thanks. We've paid off each other's debts now.
Daniel: No matter. You're too young. Take this sword instead. [gives sword]

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Sinestro: Not bad. You are maybe a 1/100 of my strength.
Gravity: And that means?
Sinestro: SELFDESTRUCT! [sets all Yellow Rings to explode]
Kilian: You're crazy and you know it. [running around, throwing rings away]
Gravity: [dodges attacks] And now-
Sinestro: Bye-bye. [leaves]
Kilian: You can destroy his testicles later. We need to counter the Red Lanterns.

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Kyoten: HELP ME SAIKYO!
Saikyo: You know, I could charge it a bit more...
Kyoten: He's pushing my beam back...
Saikyo: Counteract your anger powering him up. We have to count in everything.
Kyoten: GOD DAMMIT JUST-
Saikyo: I only have one shot...
Kyoten: THROW THE THING!
Saikyo: Oh fine. [throws the Spirit Bomb]
[Spirit Bomb explodes]
Atrocitus: [almost dead] Kay then. Bye. [leaves]
Kyoten: See ya. [zips to Kilian]
Kilian: Don't get too full of yourself. Larfreeze is next.
Larfreeze: Damn right.

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Daud: Oh...
Cyborg Superman: Bye. [knocks Daud out]

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Gravity: Sh*t. But I can make black holes now.
Daniel: [arrives] Finally caught up. We should-
Kyoten: KILL THEM! UNTIL THEY'RE DEAD! [charges at Larfreeze]
Daniel: [sighs] Fine, but not literally.
Kyoten: YES, LITERALLY!
Solar Girl: No! Kyoten! If you are angry, then you won't get your present for Christmas!
Kyoten: [calms down] But it's spring right n- [punched by Larfreeze] Okay, this is it! I will show you power only rivaled by Gods themselves!
Larfreeze: You can't. You are not Gogi-
Kyoten: [Ultra Super Saiyan]
Larfreeze: [laughs]
Kilian: Hey Larf-Barf! [throws a rock]
Larfreeze: People, this is too-
Kyoten: [attacks at full power]
Kilian: [grabs Kyoten] NO!

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Daud: [stands up] I should help my friends...
[Sees Kilian running with Kyoten]
Daud: This is worse than I anticipated.

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Kyoten: Kilian, leave me, I have cool words to say.
Kilian: [drops Kyoten] Fine, just once.
Daud: Nope. [rips off Larfreeze's finger]
Kilian: Hah. He can't flip birds anymore.
Larfreeze: ...Thanks. It was ruining my life.
Kilian: I don't know how having a middle finger is bad.
Sinestro: [from a distance] Hey guys! Let's kill the Guardians!
Kyoten: F*ck off.
Sinestro: They could kill Frieza, but they didn't.
Kyoten: THEY COULD WHAT?!

[END OF EPISODE 19]

Episode 20: End of Season 1

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Sinestro: Kill Frieza. But they didn't, because they are assholes. Join me and we will kill them together.
Kilian: Don't trust him-
Kyoten: I'm listening.
Sinestro: Here's my plan. We-
Kyoten: F*ck it. To the Watchtower.
Daniel: Yes,. And leave Larfreeze and that damned ring to the Guardians.
Kilian: No.
Daniel: Excuse me?
Kilian: Sinestro has a point. The Guardians are assholes.
Daniel: You're an asshole.

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Dallen: FINALLY!

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Daud: Hey, girl. You know, I just defeated Cyborg Superman...
Caraline: So what?
Daniel: [gives the ring to the Guardians] That's what.
Kilian: You're an idiot.
Daniel: You're a bigger idiot.
Kilian: Do you have any arguments?
Daniel: The Guardians sent us to this mission. It is theirs.
Kilian: Oh yeah? Did they help us defeat those Lanterns? How can you trust them?
Daniel: If it turns out badly, I will stop it myself.
Kilian: [bursts out laughing]
Kyoten: WHAT ABOUT FRIEZA?
Daniel: Dude, you blew up with him.
Kyoten: But they could stop Frieza! And now there's no more female Saiyans left for me!
Kilian: You have Solar Girl.
Kyoten: Shut up. We can't have children anyway.
Daniel: Do you think they care about your planet, dammit?
Daud: [jumps in] ULTRA CORPS!
Daniel, Kyoten & Kilian: What the hell is that?
Daud: Oh, just a superhero team where you can kill. Interested?
Kilian: Bitchin'
Kyoten: I'm for it.
Solar Girl: [coughs] I'm staying with Daniel.
Kyoten: [mood changes to sad] Fine. I'm unaligned then.
Daniel: You will pay for this madness, Daud.
Daud: Oh, please. You are just a human.

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[END OF EPISODE 20]

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR FOLLOWING SEASON 1!

Is this the end, though?
Nah.

Cell: Mwahahaha...

SEASON 2

Episode 21: A New Cell-inning

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[Four years have passed since Episode 20]
[The Guiness World Records office]
Secretary: So you are telling me that you wrote an amendment to the US constitution in less than 2 minutes?
Kilian: [puts Amendment 52 on the table] 1 minute, 57 seconds and 11 miliseconds, to be exact. I counted. All possible thanks to my speed superpowers!
Secretary: That's cheating.

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[Dende's Lookout]
Dende: Cargot, we have news. Something is happening in Ginger Town.
Cargot: ...Ginger Town?
Dende: The entire populace is gone! Only clothes remain!
Cargot: Don't you dare...
Dende: And whatever is that thing... it has cells of all of-
Cargot: NO! [stands up]
Dende: Excuse me?
Cargot: It is NOT Cell! I want this world to stay where it is!
Dende: Who is Cell?
Cargot: ...I'll check it. [leaves]

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[Daniel writing his diary]
Daniel: Dear Diary, today I tried asking Harley about the Joker. She spat on my face. After that... she called me again... Morgana tried to invite me to a date... How many times do I have to-
Mayla: [blows up the Gravity Chamber] Sorry, Daniel... [lights go out]
Daniel: ...Goodbye. [leaves]
Katsuo: [sighs] I'm on it.

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Cargot: [in Ginger Town] I swear to god, if you are Cell, I will-
Imperfect Cell: [comes out of the shadows] Hello, Cargot. But you can call me brother. Let me introduce myself - I am Cell, the Bio-An-
Cargot: NOOOOOO! [falls on the ground]
Cell: Err-what are you doing?
Cargot: [stands up] Oh, wait... There are no androids for you to absorb! Ha! Everything's not lost!
Cell: ...
Cargot: You... you can continue.
Cell: KAMEHAMEHA! [Cell's Kamehameha]
Cargot: Hm...

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Morgana: [shopping with Solar Girl] OMG, Sora, did you know what Daniel's been doing? All the time he says he's training or doing things or meeting up with his students! I have never even seen his family yet! If this continues for longer, I will grab him and-
Solar Girl: [annoyed] I'm leaving.

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Cargot: [dodges the Kamehameha] What the hell was that?
Cell: You know me, even though I am from the future, yet you don't know my attack?
Cargot: Why should I?
Cell: ...'Kay, bye. [leaves]

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[Cado and Kyoten training in the Time Chamber]
Cado: Hey, dad?
Kyoten: What is it, son?
Cado: You are a Saiyan, right?
Kyoten: Yeah, I am.
Cado: And my mother's a Kryptonian, is it right?
Kyoten: Yes. A beautiful one, if fact.
Cado: Then how could I be born? You are of two completely distinct alien races which developed in completely different planets!
Kyoten: [sighs] You think too much.
Cado: I'm serious. Also, I was born four years ago, but I'm now 8! How does that work!
Solar Girl: [enters the room] It's because of your father's stupidity, that's what, Hal!
Kyoten: Oh please, just not in front of Cado, Sora...
Cado: Why does Mom call me Hal?
Cargot: [through telepathy] Guys, Lookout, NOW!
Kyoten: Alright, end of discussion, we're leaving.
Solar Girl: No, not yet! Hal, stay here. Don't do stupid things. Like come after us. Or train. God knows how dangerous that it.

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Gravity: Mind if I join in- Cargot?
Killswitch: Hello, Gravity. Hello, Mayla. Welcome to Oblivion.
Mayla: See ya.

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Wyatt: Finally. It's time for me to exist. Hey, Cell!
Cell: Hey, Wyatt. Want to play a game?
Wyatt: Okay... Please not Saw, please not Saw, please not Saw...
Cell: ...Dying Today.
Wyatt: Oh, oh! I move first! [Heat Vision]

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Katsuo: Oh, crud. It's not Daniel!
Gravity: What is happening right now?
Killswitch: I keep attacking people who are not here!

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Cell: Good effort - but-
Kyoten: [punches Cell] I fill in the 3rd player slot.
Cell: At least let me to dig a hole!
Wyatt: Yogscast? Is that you? [sees Cell dig a hole] HOLD IT! [ice breath]

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Dallen: I will help you!
Killswitch: Nope. [Assault Rifle]
Dallen: How could that even hurt me?

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Wyatt: [sees Cell broken up to parts] F*CK YEA! [dials 055-555-FASTSEX]
Kilian: Hello? Who is it?
Wyatt: It's me, Wyatt! We both went to Taco Bell last Thursday.
Kilian: Oh, that guy. Big wallet, small muscles.
Wyatt: Shut up. I killed Cell. Let me join UC.
[talking in the background]
Cell: [regenerates] Hey, Omega!
Omega Cell: ?
Cell: You stole my surname. [starts absorbing]
Wyatt: ...hey, he's in at least 10 bits right now!
Kyoten: Kryptonian dude, do something!
[Cell becomes Semi-Perfect]
Wyatt: ...f*ck yeah. I'll be in the auditions tomorrow. [ends call] Who the hell is that guy? Did Cell fuse with Mike Tyson or something?
Semi-Perfect Cell: So, what do you think of my new form?
Kilian: [zips in with the teleporter] Meh. Just go to Perfect, nobody cares.

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[END OF EPISODE 21]

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Finland: Merry Christmas!

Episode 22: All I Want for Christmas is Cell

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Mayla: DANIEL! Stop this madness!
Killswitch: I'm not- Well, technically I am, but...
Mayla: [kicks Killswitch]
Killswitch: I am still alive!
Mayla: But I can bust planets!
Killswitch: [releases locked up villains]

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Cell: What confidence! Are you sure you can even touch me?
Kilian: I don't need to. [zipping around, making cyclones]
Cargot: That's right, because you can't.
Cell: [suddenly blows up, regenerates]
Kilian: F*ck it, we're leaving.

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Mayla: [walking through dark corridors]
Killswitch: Aha! Now you are dead! [tries to impale heart]
Mayla: [catches the blade] Not today.
Killswitch: Join me!
Mayla: NEVER!

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Anthony: EXTREME INJUSTICE!
Lex Luthor: ?

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Cell: Okay then, bye. [IT to Gero's lab]
Doctor Gero: What the hell? How am I alive?
Cell: I dunno. [kills Gero] I am here for your 17.
[10 seconds later]
Perfect Cell: Whoa. So quick?

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Kyoten: Dammit, Cell is even stronger.
Solar Girl: Why do I feel an ominous sense of deja vu?
Kyoten: ...Avoid any narrow energy beans.
Kilian: You two have a child?
Kyoten: Yeah?
Kilian: Great. Just searching for hope.

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Killswitch: Deadpool. Finally you are free.
Deadpool: Talk more.
Killswitch: What? Why?
Deadpool: Piss off the writers. "This is Abridged for a reason!" Bullcrap.
Killswitch: ...
Deadpool: Neros did not know that. And have you seen Daud anywhere? Yeah.
Killswitch: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT!?

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Kilian: So, Cell, how about a little practice?
Cell: Sure.
Kilian: OF DEATH!
Kyoten: JERONIMO! [kicks Cell, no damage]
Cell: Krillin reincarnate, get away! [slaps Kyoten away]
Wyatt: AAAAAA! [attacks]
Cell: Stop screaming.
Wyatt: AAAAAAAAA!
Cell: [slaps him]
Wyatt: What was that for?

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Deadpool: You see, the nature of fourth wall breaking is simple -
Killswitch: Go on. Give an example.
Deadpool: I... I can't. Neros does not want to.
Killswitch: Who is Neros?
Deadpool: He is-
Killswitch: [hits in the back] You weren't ready.
Deadpool: [retaliates] But I was!

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Wyatt: [Heat-Cold Combo]
Cell: How is that a thing?
Kyoten: HEY CELL!
Cell: [frustrated] WHAT?
Kyoten: Catch! [Supernova Blast]
[Explosion, Cell still there]
Cell: Oh well, may as well host a tournament.
Kilian: [laughing] Again? Watch out for children! They are REALLY dangerous!
Cell: Shut up. I give you two weeks.
Kilian: Bitch please. May as well give me 30 years, wouldn't make a difference.
Cell: You are an idiot. What made you so cocky?
Wyatt: Insanity from power?

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[END OF EPISODE 22]

Episode 23: Intermission... Again

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Cell: ...Alright then. [leaves]
Wyatt: Sh*t! How are we going to beat Cell?
Asumar Masaki: [arrives] You need someone with experience.
Wyatt: You mean murderers? No please.
Asumar: [starts taking out his weapon]
Wyatt: I said "no please"! [Ice Breath]
Solar Girl: Hey!
Wyatt: WHAT?
Kilian: We're here.

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Cell: So this is what they call "Fox News"?
Woman: Don't increase our quality please.

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Killswitch: Enough of your blatant nonsense, Deadpool! This is no RP!
Mayla: [jumps in] He's right, you know.
Dallen: :O

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Kilian: You took too long. [leaves for Sinestro Corps]
Wyatt: But it has been 5 seconds!
Temojouin: My name is lame.
Asumar: Temojouin! You finally came!
Wyatt: Is he your friend?
Asumar: He is my biggest enemy! Get out of my way, unless you want to die.
Wyatt: [bursts out laughing]

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Deathstroke: Lady Death... Are you ready to-
Morgana: [summons Bruce Lee]
Deathstroke: Clever girl...

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Dallen: I saved you, red man!
Deadpool: Well, you see, that is not the truth. I saved myself, you just came in and said "Hi!".
Dallen: Shut up! I want to be important!

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Wyatt: Come here, you walking hair gel commercial!
Asumar: NEVER! [running]

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Killswitch: So, how about we play a game?
Mayla: No, how about let's kill you first?
Killswitch: That's what I was talking about.
Mayla: Well, then let's play!
Killswitch: ...You're no fun.

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Temojouin: He wants to invade Earth!
Wyatt: As if I care.
Temojouin: He has an army!
Wyatt: We fight space armies on every Thursday. Does he want to reserve a spot?
Temojouin: Why are you underestimating him?
Wyatt: We have a being 10 times stronger to fight in 2 weeks. He's not really at the top list of my worries.

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Solar Girl: We should not train him!
Kyoten: Yes, we should!
Solar Girl: Fine, we will.
Wyatt: Hey, guys!
Kyoten: You, Kryptonian! Fight my son!
Wyatt: Bitchin'

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Mayla: Good night! [puts Killswitch on a bed]
Killswitch: When I said "fight", I didn't mean-
Mayla: [shocks him with electricity]

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Kilian: [comes back] Asumar!
Asumar: I'm participating in the Cell Games.
Kilian: Watching in the sidelines?

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Caroline: Hey, who are you texting?
Daud: Nothing, sweetheart. [texting Squirrel Girl]

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Kilian: Hey, guys!
Wyatt: [being punched by Kyoten] Hey, Kilian...
Roshi: [on the ground] Can you help me..?
Kilian: Only if you get our team to do one thing.
Roshi: Okay...

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[2 WEEKS LATER, Cell Games]
Cell: [waiting on the arena] Will those losers ever come...
[sudden burst of light, 5 figures appear]
Cell: [sighs] You guys...
Roshi: ROSHI!
Asumar: ASUMAR!
Cargot: CARGOT!
Kilian: KILIAN!
Kyoten: KYOTEN!
Roshi, Asumar, Cargot, Kilian and Kyoten: And we are... THE JUSTICE FORCE! [Ginyu Force pose]
Cado: [facepalm]
Solar Girl: Did you guys seriously do this?
Cell: This tournament just got 10 times dumber.
Kyoten: Justice Force! [points at Cell] Here's our target! Fight in turns! And- [grinning, can't hold the laugh] -achieve victory... [laughing] I can't hold it!
Kilian: Dude, this is serious.

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[END OF EPISODE 23]

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