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by The Reborn Empire of Titanistan. . 5 reads.

The Popped Bloons

This account was personally written by his benevolency, God-Emperor Percival the Second,

With the third reemergence of Titanistan comes a heavy price... the loss of the Isles of Jackei Sradika to NATO and the Jewish Fighting Organization, for one. Although as we and our fellow once-dormant islanders prepare to retake the Isles, I cannot help but look back a year ago, when my father last reigned at his prime. Before the Dissolution.

Long was he a rival to that despicable Cyber Quincy, the leader of his nation of Bloon monkeys. I never managed to discern why the two hated each other so much exactly. Frankly, it doesn't matter. All I knew was their aggression and attempts to bring war to our beautiful empire. They never succeeded. In fact, now that the ashes are gone, I can't help but laugh - here we stand, yet they are gone. The Bloon menace has been extinguished, never to return.

If only my father could've seen it. Alas.

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