hell makes cookies

region: Hell
challenge: to make cookies
Ingredients: Flour, Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Uranium 235, arsenic, Americium, Ayahuasca herbal tea, LSD, Peyote Cactus psychoactive buds, buds of Cannabis (Indica), salt, baking soda, eggs, butter, milk, Chernobyl elephant’s foot, 15000 livers from the pacific ocean, cheese from The Moon, and nuclear bomb.

Main Page wrote:

Step I: Put ingredients in the bowl, and begin stirring the mix with your left hand, counterclockwise, at 392,832,846,382 Nm torque, while reading an excerpt from the United Racist Ducks book of capitalism, and using your right hand to add in uranium 235.

South Austral wrote:

step II: add arsenic + Americium and it will givi you those chocy chips

Baldwin park wrote:

Step III: Add 1 pint of Ayahuasca herbal tea, a tea spoon of LSD and 3 buds of Peyote Cactus psychoactive buds and 8 buds of Cannabis (Indica) all ground into a fine paste of solid consistency. Add a pinch of salt and some baking soda. Blend mixture and add eggs and butter. *Chef's 💋 kiss*

South Austral wrote:

Step IV: Now add 1 gallon of the Elephants foot from Chernobyl, then ground up 15,000 livers from the Pacific Ocean for some Protein, Then add some salt for a kick of spice

Main Page wrote:

Step V: Add milk that has been sitting in the sun for 2 hours

South Austral wrote:

Step VI: get some cheese off the moon and wait till its moldy

Main Page wrote:

step VII: Preheat oven to 4000 Degrees Fahrenheit. Put cookies on tray and shape until the radius of the cookies is EXACTLY 3.5π inches

South Austral wrote:

STEP VIII: before u put the cookies in, throw them into a cryofreezer to them the cool down, and now throw them on the floor,

Main Page wrote:

Step IX: Increase oven heat to 4,000,000 Degrees Fahrenheit and wait for it to heat up. While waiting, prepare your toppings such as sprinkles, frosting, and candy.

South Austral wrote:

step x: shove it in the oven, now chop up a nuclear bomb for some flavor when the cookies come out.

Thermopylae wrote:

Step XI: Snap your fingers and command a helot to serve it...

...WITHOUT ANY MITTS!