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by The Auphelia Loving Kleptocracy of Volaworand. . 41 reads.

Volaworand's Penguin Loan Program - Get adorable penguins for your zoo!

Want a brood of penguins for a zoo in your nation?
    Telegram Volaworand the name of your zoo, and ideally the city it's in, and we will ship a playful and adorable flock of penguins sure to excite and delight your visitors!

Volaworand's Penguin Diplomacy

    Volaworand loans chinstrap, gentoo, and emperor penguins to zoo's around The South Pacific and the world. Penguins are rented from the Volaworand government for 10 years and the contract stipulates that zoos pay £600,000 a year per breeding pair. After three years, any chick that is born must be returned to Volaworand, or transferred to another zoo's breeding program to ensure genetic diversity in the captive population. Should a penguin die from preventable causes the zoo must pay £300,000 compensation.

    Volaworand sometimes gifts penguin loans or exchanges animals with foreign nations as a sign of diplomatic friendship, however the most recent gifted penguin loans are linked to trade deals.

    The default flock size is three breeding pairs.

Telegram Volaworand the your zoo name and city today.

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