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RSNN Issue 1.0.0
[img]https://imgbb.com/]Local Man Flies Flag Overseas Gets Arrested And Sent Home
Starting off our news today is a local man to Hamava was arrested today overseas and sent back to Rasutafia. He said he wanted to show his national pride but Sarskia has been long seen as an [Redacted for safety purposes]. The man was sent back to his home town and collected by state authority. The man will not receive any punishment since the crimes he was arrested for were not on Rasutafian soil. He instead was instantly sent back into society.'
Rasutafia Increases Border Security In Wake Of Mass Defection
Our government has once again shown its stance on defecting from the country by increasing measures at the walls of the border. The government has added features to protect citizens from the outside influences of the enemy. [This Entire Statement Has Been Redacted For Security Purposes]. The nation has said and will continue to push anti emigration to encourage its citizens to look at what they have and the beauty that surrounds our wonderful paradise. The Government has also funded a new project called the I Gave You Paradise I Gave You Life project which seeks to fund more education in schools to teach our children the beauty of Sarksia's creations and achievements as well as continue to ban outside influences in schools to create pure blooded Rasutafians.
Rasutafia Approves New State Owned Auto Company
Our glorious government has approved of the new company Motin this new state funded and managed company will focus on making cheap economically friendly cars. The cars will cost less than 200Ds to purchase and build. This approval comes as part of an ongoing campaign to expand the nation and build an excellent form of transpiration for everyone. Our government believes in improvement and will continue to push[Redacted For Security Purposes] as the best way of employment.
And That's The Local News Goodnight And Long Live Our Beautiful Nation