It is illegal to posses a pair of white pants if you are not a licensed parent

You cannot eat pizza or any foreign dishes on a Saturday

You must own a picture of sarskia in your home

wearing a vest will get you classified as a terrorist even if its a sweater vest

Kids must sing the anthem in school or be forced to work

You must announce your birthday 3 days before

Subjects with mental health issues will be deemed as non citizens

Subjects who travel may not carry luggage that is a red in color unless they have exclusive government permission

It is illegal to Yell within 5 feet of a government building

It is illegal to own a green house in the cities of Vopomana and Ruskoy

It is illegal to wear skinny jeans within 50 feet of a public park after 6pm

Unattended children in a public place are legally allowed to be sold to the highest bidder

Alcohol may not be sold in a hotel without a vip license

It is illegal to sleep on a park bench if there is more then 15 people within eyes view

It is illegal to pretend to sleep