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by The Kinda Libertarian Monarchy of Parsininsa. . 26 reads.

Why Potatopelago Is Evil! Trust Me Bro!

I would have never expected this from whom I thought was not evil at all what-so-ever, Potatopelago. I am truly disgusted with his actions he has dome against me.

In a recent RMB post, he claimed that I wasn't allowed to make my own lore for my death chart. This truly sickens me, as this downright says that one cannot make lore about their death chart, which actively discourages creativity in the NationStates community. Also, it implies that I am unable to create lore due to my... uh... love of sour cream on potatoes...

Verdict: GUILTY
Charges: Being Evil...
Punishment:

Ingredients:
- 1 whole Potatopelago
- Bacon Bits
- Cheese
- Sour Cream (optional for those with terrible taste)

Step 1: Put the Potatopelago in the oven on 800ºF for 1 minute. After, take the Potatopelago out of the oven.
Step 2: Melt the cheese by any means.
Step 3: Cut the Potatopelago open.
Step 4: Pour in the melted cheese, bacon bits, and put sour cream on top, in that exact order.

Achievement Unlocked:

CaseOh Moment
- Eat an entire nation.

Legendary!
- 0.02% of nations have this achievement.

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