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by The Mighty Union of Rasutafia. . 2 reads.

Bafillian Labs Rasutafia


Who Are We
We are a Rasutafian government owned lab that makes medicine, researches different science projects, etc. Our mission is to discover the world and make scientific advancements to improve the world. We believe in a world where life is easier through our innovations. We are one of the biggest and only active labs in Rasutafia granting us absolute monopoly. Created by the mind of Raskill Maskill our lab was one of the turning points in the Rasutafian science industry after Sarskia came to be absolute ruler for life

Some Of Our Innovations
Hydrozendamine
A compliance drug made from various herbs meant to deteriorate subject health until they willingly comply with government policy. The drug can cause symptoms such as rash, fever, runny nose, sneezing, coughing, itchy eyes and vomiting. It comes in a liquid or pill form and is added regularly to the country's drinking water. The drug though controversial overseas has proven to be a big success in the land.

Benzomantapine
A medicine invented to treat the various illnesses in the land. This includes Rasutafian Pox, Klutooden Cold, Pax 13, Nitro Flu, Flu, Common Cold, Sisdoian Vomiting Sickness and Covid 19. This all natural medichine consist of mostly herbs with little to no chemical makeup no weird science mumble to be heard just all natural herbs with various benefits.

The Geocater
The Geocater is a large telescopic gps that can ping abnormalities anywhere in the world. On the day of testing we discoverd strange phenomenon that no one has ever recorded that being the legendary Klutos whistle. The Klutos whistle is a strange event in which the sky whistles every 3 months for an unexplained reason these rumors started when Klutos president Mina was elected. Rumor has it that heavy industrialization of the nation is to blame but that has not been proven others think some sort of strange energy is creating the high pitched unsettling sound the gps audio recorders recorded the sound as 90 decibels overall.

Our Lab Policies And Practices
By law we have to be transparent in our practices so here is some of our policy

  1. We must employ children 12 years or younger in compliance with law but like all workers the kiddos do get a 20 minute government mandated break
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  2. We are required also to use a prisoner labor force for bigger projects these people are basically working for no pay and get no required breaks if they attempt to leave they will be executed. The lab believes in forced labor as a way of expressing the way of science to work so these Laborersslaves are the future.
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  3. Any and all accidents that result in a fatality are reported to government officials right away so that the deceased can be collected and harvested in a proper medical facility. The family will not be told about the death and the subject will be buried in our secure cemetery that is closed to all citizens his/her information is to be erased and family will be bribed into forgetting their existence.
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  4. Our AI workers are to comply with all human orders or face instant disassembly by order of law. As much as our robotic friends matter we still need to keep humans in mind so all AI workers will be assigned one human partner on all projects.
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  5. All projects are to be kept a secret unless otherwise stated. The law requires us to keep all projects such as compliance related products a secret from all citizens the government will send us 4 days notice if a project is to be revealed to the public this includes any and all beneficial products to the nation not relating to the regime or its people
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  6. The lab is to cover any trace of evidence of an accident to continue to uphold safety as a priority if we fail a worker will be executed and a sizeable portion of our stock will be seized.
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  7. Our lab is to report any and all corrupt behavior such as acceptance of a bribe to officials. The offending employee will disappear and all information will be erased
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  8. We are to sell our product only to allies overseas never to anyone who is an enemy of the country. Failure to do so will result in seizure of property.

    So that concludes the basics of our lab hope this was educational to you and to your people for Rasutafia a nation of great influence

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