Uh oh! It's nearing a week! You know what time it is? That's right! Time for the Fourth North Pacific Hunger Games! There's really no need to explain, as you have probably seen this type of factbook on the Dispatches. Hell, the second edition, which was the first one turned into a factbook, was 2nd place once! Alright, alright, you're waiting for an introduction to the tributes? Here they are!
MYTH OF SAINTS
NORWEGIAN FOREST CAT
PLANETARY SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS
Alright then! All the tributes have been introduced! It is time to begin!
Gojira and Lionsroar fight for a bag. Gojira gives up and retreats.
Scoblic runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ethnon runs away from the Cornucopia.
Myth of Saints runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sawenia runs away from the Cornucopia.
Unmet Player snatches a pair of sais.
Germanic Cat grabs a sword.
Norwegian Forest Cat grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Ropanama runs away from the Cornucopia.
Laforeia grabs a backpack and retreats.
Aerilia runs away from the Cornucopia.
Czechosaxony kills YugoKosovo with a sickle.
Oskland runs away from the Cornucopia.
Birkaal decapitates PSSR with a sword.
Vieinia runs away from the Cornucopia.
Reichtangle snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Cleopatra VII runs away from the Cornucopia.
Satreburg runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Petronellania takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Franconativa runs away from the Cornucopia. [color=fb8202]Alogiada
[color=fb8202]Alogiadaruns away from the Cornucopia.
Petronellania attacks Myth of Saints, but she manages to escape.
Lionsroar makes a slingshot.
Satreburg picks flowers.
Birkaal searches for firewood.
Czechosaxony receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Cleopatra VII questions her sanity.
Franconativa makes a wooden spear.
Norwegian Forest Cat defeats Germanic Cat in a fight, but spares her life.
Scoblic explores the arena.
Oskland diverts Gojira's attention and runs away.
Laforeia goes hunting.
Aerilia spears Alogiada in the abdomen.
Unmet Player, Reichtangle, Ropanama, and Ethnon hunt for other tributes.
Sawenia receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Petronellania looks at the night sky.
Ethnon and Vieinia talk about the tributes still alive.
Cleopatra VII loses sight of where she is.
Birkaal stays awake all night.
Ropanama stays awake all night.
Scoblic receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Myth of Saints cries herself to sleep.
Germanic Cat climbs a tree to rest.
Oskland sets up camp for the night.
Norwegian Forest Cat looks at the night sky.
Satreburg climbs a tree to rest.
Unmet Player attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Franconativa receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Czechosaxony spears Laforeia in the abdomen.
Ropanama injures himself.
Gojira searches for firewood.
Unmet Player tends to Reichtangle's wounds.
Satreburg chases Petronellania.
Cleopatra VII receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Scoblic receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Oskland searches for a water source.
Lionsroar tends to Czechosaxony's wounds.
Norwegian Forest Cat sets an explosive off, killing Sawenia, Franconativa, Aerilia and Myth of Saints.
Birkaal receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Ethnon makes a slingshot.
Unmet Player stabs Norwegian Forest Cat, then pushes her close enough to the hurricane to suck her in.
Birkaal tries to save Petronellania from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well.
Ropanama is incapacitated by flying debris and dies.
Gojira is incapacitated by flying debris and dies.
Cleopatra VII tries to save Czechosaxony from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well.
Myth of Saints
Norwegian Forest Cat
Scoblic destroys Reichtangle's supplies while he is asleep.
Lionsroar goes to sleep.
Unmet Player convinces Oskland to snuggle with him.
Satreburg is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Vieinia receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Lionsroar decides not to go to The Feast.
Satreburg decides not to go to The Feast.
Reichtangle bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Vieinia decides not to go to The Feast.
Ethnon decides not to go to The Feast.
Oskland severely injures Scoblic, but puts her out of her misery.
Unmet Player decides not to go to The Feast.
Satreburg steals from Oskland while she isn't looking.
Unmet Player receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Lionsroar practices his archery.
Ethnon travels to higher ground.
Satreburg convinces Vieinia to snuggle with him.
Lionsroar defeats Oskland in a fight, but spares her life.
Unmet Player dies from thirst.
Satreburg receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Lionsroar chases Oskland.
Ethnon begs for Oskland to kill him. She refuses, keeping Ethnon alive.
Satreburg quietly hums.
Ethnon defeats Oskland in a fight, but spares her life.
Ethnon knocks Oskland out and leaves her for the wolf mutts.
Satreburg is eaten by wolf mutts.
hey, he won it again! congratulations to out two-time champion!