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by The Kingdom of Blarnea. . 57 reads.

The Blarnearian Times: King Fummulus l Dead

The Blarnearian Times
King Fummulus I Dead

Today at 7:35 AM, our glorious king has passed away. His doctors say he died “to a blood clot in his left atrium that dislodged and followed oxygen filled blood to the left ventricle. Getting sent straight to a major artery in his brain and rupturing it.” He has ruled the thrown for 50 years and it is now being passed to Duke Fummulus ll of the Duchy of Inima who will be replaced by Sir Fummulus lll. The new king’s coronation won’t take place till tomorrow. For now King Fummulus ll will make decisions as he is officially coronated to await the actual tradional coronation ceremony.

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