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by The Don't Trust Anyone of Laizenstire. . 15 reads.

Disaster Leader Vlog 12

Anonymous: I am.
Tizen machine: TIZEN OFF!
Anonymous: Ahem, I am GOD!!!
*Anonymous's cloak falls revealing a black haired man with a scar over his left eye, and tattered clothing*
Vance: I thought God had grey or brown hair.
Anonymous: Do you want to anger me?!
Vance: Put 'em up.
Anonymous: Okay.
*Anonymous puts up his hands only to knock over Vance's house into an arena with lava and a random man on the street gets mauled by Anonymous's tiger*
Vance: Why don't you just (___) die?
Anonymous: Because I am more than just a mystery to you I am a glitch gone undetected by NationStates aka the existence of your universe and I see more then just you, I see the players who play your universe.
Vance: So, what you're saying is my existence, my family, my allies are fake!
Anonymous: Yeah, basically.
Vance: Then, so what does that affect my dreams because if I'm fake then I don't really care.
Me: What is going on?
Vance: Who are you?
Anonymous: He's a player.
Me: How is this happening?
Anonymous: You won't be a player for long.
Me: Anonymous, do I have to delete you?
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