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by The Dominion of Chacapoya. . 5 reads.

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COUNCILLOR OF OPERATIONS: N-DAY AWARDS

The distinctive clicking whir of a fax machine emanates from your computer, a cloud of dust heralding a paper covered in a frankly irresponsible amount of purple ink and exclamation points. Okay, now you're certain. You didn't install that attachment.

URGENT. FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SHADOW COUNCIL.

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Well, that took a minute, huh? N-Day has ended, and so too finally has the dedicated work of the number crunchers imprisoned within the offices of the Shadow Council, resulting in some lovely stats surrounding our performance in the annual nuclear Armageddon.
How Did We Do?


Incredibly well! We placed fifth in the world, even with the concentrated fire of the top two factions attempting to push us from our perch. With tremendous assistance from Anime Nations Against Liberals and their allies in JEFF we kept fighting until the end. And of course, the amazing work by every member of our faction, whether on the Refugia RMB or in our discord, you did an incredible job. I am so proud of this community for everything you did!

But What About Those Goodies?


As promised, we have some prizes to deliver to some very deserving nations!
All active nations in the faction during N-Day were entered into a Raffle, and I am happy to announce the winners!

Almander has been awarded a S3 Kandarin!
Liphia has won a S3 Santheres!
Aephony earned a S3 Trotterdam!

Superlatives!



Some nations went above and beyond, earning some very special prizes for their achievements!

The Shield Of Refugia
Morrigan intercepted 63676(!!!!!) inbound nuclear missiles, over a third of our faction's total intercepts! For this incredible accomplishment, they have earned a s3 Candlewhisper Archive.

Flit-Cola's Chosen
With over 59000 strikes, Catiania dealt almost half(!!!?!?!) of the damage of our faction single-pawedly, earning a Ballotonia of their own, as well as a lifetime supply of FlitCola Zero™.

Refugia's Heart
An truly positive force in the Refugia Discord, Hasunosora and their Crystal Idols kept morale high, constantly on alert while active for massive stretches of time, more than earning a gift befitting the best of us, a S3 Refuge Isle.

The Cursed Isle's Ire
The smoking crater that is The Star Enpire was struck by over 350 nuclear missiles in rapid succession, and has been presented with a S3 Sylh Alanor in the hopes that it can ease some of the hurt.



Thank you all for participating, and I hope to see you all again next N-Day! For the Starlight Brigade! For Refugia!

This message will self destruct at your leisure.

As you finish reading the printout, you carefully drop the paper into a fireproof receptacle, cautiously waiting for it to catch fire. It takes a second, a brilliant purple flame flaring for a moment before reducing the paper to nothing, ash and embers scattering onto the floor. Good thing you hadn't swept yet.

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