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Progressive-LDP Coalition in the Works
After both the centre-left Joint Progressive Party List (JPPL) and the centre-right Liberal Democratic Party over-performed in last week’s election, a coalition of what will be the Coordinating Council’s two largest parties appears poised to take power. “We have been in serious talks with the Liberals, and we can confirm that a coalition is a possibility,” confirmed Ekabhi Prayam, the JPPL’s Deputy Leader. The possibility of a coalition between the two ideologically disparate parties was first broached when LDP Vyaparam Vedan unexpectedly toned down his free-market rhetoric before the original Autumnal Equinox Election.
Good governance for the people
The Mel-akkan Coalition of Independents works tirelessly for the common man, ensuring your safety and prosperity. We are nonpartisan, ideologically balanced, and experts in the field of public administration – so a vote for the Coalition is a vote for competence.
Our Promises:
100,000bng average income
A strong social welfare and social safety net system
Competent governance by experienced administrators
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Progressives Push for More Executive Posts
Nirtyam Am’mayi, leader of the centre-left Joint Progressive Party List, announced today that an expected Progressive minority or coalition government would likely include more more posts beyond the usual five (Leader, Deputy Leader, Economic, Home, and Foreign Affairs). “Many key policy areas do not fall under this limited list of competencies,” asserted Am’mayi, listing environmental protection, education, healthcare, and culture as possible new departments. All four areas currently fall under the purview of the Home Affairs Rapporteur.
Free market, free country, free people
Socialism isn’t the only way! As Mel-akkam’s first opposition party, the Liberal Democrats have delivered free market governance with the goal of building a prosperous nation of free, independent people. As they say, a rising tide floats all boats – and we will rise the tide more than anyone.
Our Promises:
Increasing our GDP by 50% in 5 years
The privatisation of the economy, providing ample funding for social programmes and investments
Less crime through more police and slum clearance
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Kathinists Protest Election Results
Members of the far-right Kathinist Progressive Party (KPP) staged a raucous protest against the results of last week’s election, claiming that they “won by a landslide, but the liberal establishment cheated [them] of a victory.” The official election results showed the party with less than 2% of the vote in each of the three constituencies they contested.
For peace and progress!
The Mel-akkan Progressive Party has always fought for freedom, social justice, and inclusion. Like we freed our nation from the British, so too will we free all citizens from poverty, discrimination, and inequality. A vote for us is a vote for freedom, socialism, and most importantly, progress.
Our Promises:
Low inequality, and a 90% income tax on the ultra-wealthy
The nationalisation of all industries, spreading the nation’s wealth among the people
Equal rights for all Mel-akkans, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation
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