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Chicken Overlords Roleplay

Welcome to the first edition of Chicken Overlords Official Roleplay! Long awaited and long planned, is is finally time to begin our region’s official roleplay program.

This roleplay program is, for now, in its early stages and may be subject to change and review, so feel free to critique it and suggest improvements as you see fit.

The setting: The setting of our roleplay is on an alternative, technologically advancedEarth located in a busy and full universe of civilisations. The universe is under the control of a single government, that of the Womble Jerusalem, who rules with a firm, but fair, hand. The Universe is comprised of many billions of civilisations, all of whom get along quite well, but still have their differences. The current state of affairs is a very new one. Jerusalem first took over Earth two years ago and many of these civilisations only joined the Universal Government in the last year or so. Before that, they were either separate from the government but still in this universe, located in an entirely different universe, past civilisations that had gone extinct and now have been revived, civilisations from “theoretical” universes, which didn’t exist for our universe or even newly generated civilisations which were only created last year, but now perceive themselves to have a rich history.

The Differences: This Earth is very different to our own reality. Firstly, the technology available far exceeds our own. Important technology includes teleportation, time travel (though only the government can actually change the past), rejuvenation, resurrection, space travel, reconstruction (a form of technology that is used of criminals to reform them so they no longer wish to commit crimes), brain scanning technology, avatars (copies of a certain individual which mean that one individual can quite literally be in many places at the same time) and finally, Professor Inking’s Universal Map. An interactive map of the universe, which can show anyone exactly how the universe is now and has been in the past, down to an atomic level. Other significant differences include that fact that all animal species are sapient and equal citizens, that almost all previous individuals have been resurrected and that money has been abolished, as all citizens can acquire any object they desire for free, due to matter replicators. Crime, though not completely eradicated, is very low, due to the various ways of surveillance employed by the government and their ability to quickly respond. Violent crimes and also unheard of, due to each citizen possessing a personal forcefield.

History: The peaceful and stable world of Jerusalem is a relatively new development. Just two years ago, the world was a very different place. Even Jerusalem’s reign started off far more bloodthirsty. Before the invention of reconstruction, the government executed criminals regularly and was involved in several wars with various enemies. Before Jerusalem, things were even worse, with a strong of unsuitable despots punctuated with the occasional flawed leader. Violence, instability and wars were commonplace. Now, with the world in safer hands, has everyone fully moved on from the past?

Important Characters:

Name: Jerusalem

Species: Womble

Age: 233:

The leader of Earth and the Universe. Since coming to office on the 15th March 2021, Jerusalem has been the universe’s most successful leader, transforming Earth from an unstable planet to the centre of the universe. His achievements have allowed almost everyone to live a good life, but Jerusalem has had to be form to achieve his aims.

Name: Tel Aviv

Species: Womble

Age: 183:

Jerusalem’s right hand Womble and head of the military. In the early days of Jerusalem’s rule, Tel Aviv was very busy. He was involved in four wars where he personally led the fight, killing scores of enemies. He is also the head of the Anti-Crime Taskforce, killing and being involved in the killing of many criminals. Later, after the invention of reconstruction, Tel Aviv has been far more peaceful, yet he is still determined to serve the government.

Palestine and Gaza: Two more wombles and the Government’s head of administration and infrastructure respectively. Along with Jerusalem and Tel Aviv, they make up the cabinet.

Name: The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster

Species: Time Hamster

Age: Infinity

The most powerful being in existence, The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster is a cosmic being, that, when in the presence of Earth residents, takes the form of a hamster. He has existed eternally and previously been quite involved in Earth. He is a supporter of Jerusalem and now only usually becomes involved in Earth when someone visits him. He is prone to anger and is known to punish those who insult with death and torture. His wife, Mrs Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster, is far more compassionate and encores her husband to be lenient.

The Frog Family:

A famous and influential family of frogs. The frog family were previously the premier business family on Earth and even became world leaders briefly, but those times are long past. Though not what they once were, the family is still hugely influential, with their involvement in education and entertainment across the universe. Notable members include Susan, a renown business frog and former assassin who for more than seventy years was a kind-hearted business owner, before she turned evil and began to kill and enslave her workers. She has since been reconstructed and returned to a quieter life. Jefferson, Susan’s son who followed in his mother’s footsteps, Morgan, Jefferson’s son, who joined the family firms and Maxwell, Jefferson’s younger son who is renowned as a troublemaker. He has been married four times, famously beheading his second wife. He also served as world leader briefly, committed multiple other murders including more beheadings and served as a police officer and special forces member, which saw him kill a number of pirates who were robbing and ship. Later, he founded Maxwell World, once the Universe’s favourite entertainment planet, before his popularity fell. Now Maxwell has become a rep artist and has had 1000 children with his fourth wife.

Thank you for reading and don’t hesitate to get in touch if you have any questions or suggestions . Remember, this is just a draft and will likely be changed.

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