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The story of our national animal

One day about 7 years before the great Emperor Monke I created the empire, there was a bear named bob. This bear had found a human with a bag. He ate the human and he tore the bag open. to find many kilos of cocaine. He ate all of this cocaine and he started attacking people and he ran into a battle. He started tearing through soldiers in the battle and then he stumbled upon another soldier about to kill someone. So bob ate that person saving the other soldier, that other soldier was our great Emperor Monke I. They created a lifelong friendship and brotherhood and they fought to create the empire of Terrorist Monkey States together.

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