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by The Democratic Khanate of Rei Khan. . 134 reads.

Good Hope Dispatch VIII


Introduction
Welcome back to the Cape's Dispatch, folks! Many of you probably know me, but for those who don't, I'm Rei Khan. I oversee the embassies in the region, maintain our record/Q&A dispatches, and write these fun little tidbits
Memorable Member Quotations
North South North West Kansas wrote:CHRISTMAS!!!!
*the pie explodes into silver bells, reindeer, carolers, stars, snow, Christmas trees, tinsel, Santa, presents, several strings of Christmas lights, ornaments, and an obscene amount of glitter*

Roxium wrote:RAFDS (Roxium Administration of Food and Drug Safety) would like a word with you.

Asereia wrote:Darn im Hungry *tries to eat pie*
Wha-
AHHHH
*blow glitter out of his mouth*
“A wegwet dat Wewy wuch

Oateria wrote:This sounds like a very serious safety hazard in the event someone tried to eat this pie.


Song Rankings
These are the top ten songs as of today!
1. Flowers, Miley Cyrus
2. Kill Bill, SZA
3. Last Night, Morgan Wallen
4. Unholy, Sam Smith and Kim Petras
5. Creepin’, Metro Boomin, The Weeknd, 21 Savage
6. Cuff It, Beyonce
7. Anti-Hero, Taylor Swift
8. Die For You, The Weeknd
9. I’m Good (Blue), David Guetta, Bebe Rexha
10. As It Was, Harry Styles

Song of the Week
Song: Alone, Nico Collins
Year: 2021
Awards: None
A great song, a bit depressing but I find it kinda relatable.

Artist of the Week
Name: Luke Bryan
Genre: Country-Rock
Became Popular: 2007
Most Popular Song: Country Girl (2011)

RP News
Signings of Treaties! Oateria, Rei Khan, Gondor, and Aerlanica now are all part of an alliance. Plus, the Queynan Alliance between Gondor, Oateria, and Rei Khan has been formed. We also are doing a WWI RP!

AA News
-The AA has officially joined Anime Nations Against Liberals faction for N-Day. Timiskrane and I are both commanders.
-Bonnie Blue Republics Birthday is today!
-Birthdays for LE and CK will be held on discord, in a separate server
-Gondors back!
Closing Statements
Alright, thanks y’all! See you next time I have enough to write one of these!

Editor/Author/Researcher
Rei Khan

Last Edition

Introduction
Welcome back to the Cape's Dispatch, folks! Many of you probably know me, but for those who don't, I'm Rei Khan. I oversee the embassies in the region, and now will oversee this! Today I’m joined by Kansas, our favorite breakfast person!
Memorable Member Quotations
Catsbury wrote:i dont like coughing but i know i can win at those because i can do what few others can do: cough up hairballs buahahaha~!

Aerlanica wrote:Sorry for the late RP's! I was dying of heatstroke in a freezer in the middle of the sahara desert during a blizzard.

In short, I have no excuse haha. Sorry ;-;

Super Duper Nice People wrote:I LOVE IT
CHRISTMASSSSS
THE SNOWS FALLIN DOWN
CHRISTMASSSSS
IM WATCHING IT FALL
(no I'm not I live in the desert)
THE COLORS
THE BEAUTY
IT POPS
MAKE ME A CHRISTMAS FLAG YOU ARTISTIC GENIUS
(Lowkey I was thinking of adding a Christmas hat to my cat but I don't have the picture anymore)

North South North West Kansas wrote:

Tiny Kansas will feed cereal to Sir Kittybombs III and it will be beautiful

Song Rankings
These are the top ten songs as of today!
1. Anti-Hero, Taylor Swift
2. All I Want For Christmas Is You, Mariah Carrey
3. Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree, Brenda Lee
4. Unholy, Sam Smith and Kim Petras
5. Jingle Bell Rock, Bobby Helms
6. A Holly Jolly Christmas, Burl Ives
7. Rich Flex, Drake and 21 Savage
8. Bad Habit, Steve Lacey
9. Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Andy Williams
10. Last Christmas, Wham!

Song of the Week
Song: Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano
Year: 2014
Awards: Legend Award (2022)
A great song, fun melody and great to sing…even if you’re tone deaf and don’t know Spanish

Artist of the Week
Name: Marriah Carrey
Became Popular: 1990
Most Popular Song: All I Want For Christmas is You (1994)

RP News
The Mongolyn and Banderviss are attacking Aerlanic and Oatseria, Kansas has disappeared, forming the Wafflepocalypseverse, John Doig is alive again,SPECTER was created as an answer to COURIER, Roxium is putting us all in our place with their RP posts, SPencer is having an identity crisis.

Closing Statements
Alright, thanks y’all, and especially thanks Kansas for helping! Alright, see y'all next week, and stay frosty!

Editor/Author/Researcher
Rei Khan

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