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by The Federal Republic of Marlducro. . 26 reads.

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Renzio Cociarelli and his running mate Calogero Napolitani of the Liberal-Democratic Coalition, have been elected President and Vice President, respectively. Cociarelli got 67% of the vote, a landslide. In a speech, President Cociarelli said "Thank you for trusting me with this job of leading the nation. I will deliver on my promises and campaigns. Again, I thank you all for trusting me."

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Today, Marlducro celebrates 53 years of undisturbed democracy and freedom. After countless dictatorships, decades of oppression, rebellion and chaos, Marlducro has reached stability and is now a free and democratic country. President Fabian McGee said in a press conference “Let this day be a day of happiness, joy, and satisfaction as we are a free country after decades of oppression.”

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Today, Former President Russell Becker, aged 89, has died to Lung Cancer. President Fabian McGee has declared a 10-day mourning period for the entire nation. Every single national flag from government agencies and buildings, including the Senate, Parliament, and Presidential Office, shall be raised at half-mast. His last words were believed to be “I am glad to have served my country. Thank you all for making my life worth living.”

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President Fabian McGee has authorized the construction of a Particle Accelerator. He says it is “to improve our nation’s understanding of science and propel Marlducro’s development”. Some have protested against this, saying that “we have strayed from God’s grace! We must return to him, and ban all technology!” Despite all the protests, President Fabian McGee, with support from the majority, approved the project.

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Today, Marlducro sold 2,312 crates of tea to Hanasina. In return, Hanasina gave Marlducro 1,534 crates of spices and 8 crates of gold bars. After assurance from the Hanasinan Imperial Government that they were made from voluntary labour, President Fabian McGee approved the trade deal.

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Today, Marlducro and Hanasina went
To War over western Malaysia. The outcome is devastating. Cities destroyed, people killed, and families torn apart. Marlducro won by sending 50 nukes at Hanasina. Marlducro is now rebuilding the damages it caused.

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Today, Marlducro officially joins The Unity Pact.
This is a big step for international cooperation. Marlducroan membership was proposed by Senator Hadwin Manning whilst debating international cooperation. President Fabian McGee later approved this proposal and sent Ambassador Benedict Conner to deliver said proposal. It was a success. Marlducro is now a member.

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Today, Marlducro purchased 500 of Ardenswije’s most advanced tanks for $1,210,000,000. General Lincoln Stone said “This is a huge step forward for the Armed Forces of Marlducro’s modernization program.” Marlducro also purchased 337 tanks from New Plant for $1,357,436,000. General Lincoln Stone said “Considering our enormous budget, this is barely even 1% of our goals for 2023.”

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