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by The Commonwealth of Hintuwan. . 170 reads.

The ballot I submitted during the 2022 Philippine National Elections

Title says it all. 

[spoiler= Open me ][box][b]PRESIDENT[/b]
5. LACSON, PING (IND)

[b]VICE PRESIDENT[/b]
2. BELLO, WALDEN (PLM)

[b]SENATORS[/b]
12. CABONEGRO, ROY (PLM)
14. CAYETANO, ALAN PETER (IND)
17. D'ANGELO, DAVID (PLM)
21. DIOKNO, CHEL (KANP)
23. ELEAZAR, GEN. GUILLERMO (PDR)
26. ESPIRITU, LUKE (PLM)
31. GORDON, WOW DICK (BVNP)
48. PADILLA, DRA. MINGUITA (PDR)
50. PANELO, SAL PANALO (PDPLBN)
52. PIŅOL, MANNY (NPC)
57. TEODORO, GIBO (PRP)
59. TULFO, IDOL RAFFY (IND)

[b]PARTY-LIST[/b]
54. P3PWD[/box][/spoiler]

Idk what else to say so here's a short FAQ:

[b]What does any of this mean? Who are these people?[/b]
haha silly westerner

[b]Why are you posting this?[/b]
Most of my relatives will never accept the fact that I have voted for some pretty wacky and outlandish people this election. Anyway most of them didn't win and I'm pretty angry about it. I need some place to vent.

[b]Wh- Why the f-ck would you vote for these people?[/b]
I voted according to my principles. No these people do not embody my political views 100%, but I'll take what I can get. Do with that as you will.

[b]LACSON-BELLO!?!?[/b]
Nazbol gang arise.

[b]TULFO!?!?[/b]
Look, I know labor sector candidates always have a very slim chance of winning these things but Tulfo might have a chance and he at least doesn't advocate for f-cking over the workers. Yes, he's a TV personality and yes he's a bit of a d*ck according to some accounts but I knew he'd have the best chance of getting into the "Magic 12" among all my labor sector senatorial candidates so... yeah. I voted for him. And I was right, he came in third.

[b]Wtf is P3PWD?[/b]
Rowena Guanzon bardugalan.

[b]You didn't vote for Leni Robredo and now the country is going to hell.[/b]
Even if you combined all the votes of Ping, Isko, Mangondato, Ka Leody, etc. she still couldn't have beaten Marcos. I'm not voting for a neoliberal feminist. Go cry about it.

[b]I would like to shout at you.[/b]
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compose_telegram?tgto=Hintuwan]Be my guest.[/url]

The Commonwealth of Hintuwan

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