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Froggy Daily News: Government Statisticians Say "97% of Feyris Population Sexually Attractive"


Government Statisticians Say "100% of Feyris Population Sexually Attractive"
Kiara Aenara
May 13, 2022

In a continuation of government-employed technocrats doing things that no one tells them to do, the eggheaded intellectuals at the Hall of Demographic Statistics had made a report that allegedly tabulates that 100% of the Feyris population are sexually attractive.

They also added in however that the real number could be 94-97%, and that perhaps close to 100% of the Feyris population is sexually fertile and "breedable".

They also added in, that the margin of error is however close to 5%.

Chief Hall Girl of the Hall of Demographic Statistics, Sheimie Towbas however, was tired of this nonsense and ordered the statisticians to explain their report.

After the reprimand, they corrected their figures and reported that the actual number is only close to perhaps, 94-97% of sexually attractive population, and "breedable" population to 89-90%.

A more serious part is the statisticians of the Hall trying to count the percentage of revolutionary proletarian Communists who are sexually attractive.

High Princess Reissechi Yuri, following Mao Zedong's dictum "Who are our enemies, and who are our friends" has ordered statisticians and data gatherers to find out how many percentage of the Feyris population are Communists, in broad terms.

Perhaps the statisticians misinterpret it and added in the "percentage of teenagers who are sexually attractive and also revolutionary Communists"!

Being careful with numbers this time, they were able to compute that the "percentage of teenagers and young adults who are sexually attractive and revolutionary Communists is 85%!"

All of this hocus pocus has yet to reach High Princess Reissechi Yuri however.


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