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Military Organisation

Earexplodian Armed Forces Joint Public Relations Department
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Disclaimer: The below information is to give readers a good idea of the current state of EE9000. Everything here is obviously fictitious in nature.

Army Corps

Ø. Imperial Guard
Imperator Joe Average XVIII

The Army Corps of Earexplodian Imperial Guard attached to Army of Cacophonia

I. Army of Cacophonia
Marechall DeGenius

Earexplodian i corps
Earexplodian ii corps
Earexplodian iii corps
Earexplodian iv corps
Earexplodian v corps

II. Army of Kohlsberg
Marechal Marshall

Earexplodian vi corps
Earexplodian vii corps
Earexplodian viii corps
Earexplodian ix corps
Earexplodian x corps
Earexplodian xi corps

III. Army of Avonford
Marechal D'Nephew

Earexplodian xii corps
Earexplodian XIII Corps †
Earexplodian xiv corps
Earexplodian xv corps

IV. Land Reserve
Marechal Maxwell l'Chat

Earexplodian xvi corps
Earexplodian xvii corps
Earexplodian xviii corps
Earexplodian xix corps
Earexplodian xx corps

Volunteer

Earexplodian I Volunteer Corps attached to Army of Avonford
Earexplodian II Volunteer Corps ‡
Earexplodian iii volunteer corps attached to Army of Avonford
Earexplodian iv volunteer corps attached to Land Reserve
Earexplodian v volunteer corps attached to Land Reserve

Specialised

Earexplodian i engineer corps attached to Army of Cacophonia
Earexplodian ii engineer corps attached to Army of Kohlsberg
Earexplodian expeditionary corps attached to Festian Ducal Corps (abroad)
Earexplodian logistical corps

†Formally disbanded by Imper. Juan I after the formation of a real union with the Guests at the behest of Guestian nobility due to reputation of looting Guestian burgs
‡Formally disbanded and exonerated after near-complete destruction following a heroic rearguard action to cover retreat from the fifth Battle of New Cacophonia

Airforce Strike Groups

Earexplodian Guard Airwing
Earexplodian first airwing
Earexplodian second airwing
Earexplodian third airwing
Earexplodian fourth airwing
Earexplodian fifth airwing
Earexplodian sixth airwing
Earexplodian seventh airwing
Earexplodian eighth airwing
Earexplodian ninth airwing
Earexplodian tenth airwing

Naval Task Forces

Carrier Fleets

Earexplodian 1st naval task force
Earexplodian 2nd naval task force

Submarine Fleets

Earexplodian 3rd naval task force

Note that only bluewater formations are given the title of Task Force; brownwater formations of similar size are designated Littoral Force


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