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Summary:

In Repeal: “World Assembly Headquarters”, the author is attempting to dismantle one of the oldest still-existing GA resolutions, GAR#8. They state that in modern times, there is no need for a building specifically intended to contain the WA delegations of every World Assembly nation. It would be better for the environment to have the World Assembly delegations meet from home over Zoom, and instead use the space for other “social goods”, including but not limited to social housing, many pubs, and the world’s largest brothel.

Opinion:

This is being taken by the international community to be a joke proposal, but I think it is a great and terrible and very real threat to society. If we don't maintain extreme vigilance, the red army will close in on our democratic institutions to tear them down and instead install tankie literature presses. I simply cannot deal with having to read over Capital, Volume 2 again, especially if it means I can no longer attend brunch. To engage with it more seriously, I find GA delegations rping being in the same building as one another entertaining and I would really hate for someone to repeal that so that we’d all have to pretend we’re over Zoom. I hate Zoom enough in real life, I don’t need it here.

Here are some statements from our sponsors:

Lac Champlain imparted the following wisdom:

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The continued childishness and whining from this particular crowd of individuals leaves me with little to say other than (a) pound sand and find something better to do with your time (b) touch grass and (c) seek out the affection of another human being.

Honeydewistania called in to say:

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Its an ok joke proposal i just dislike the intent and dont intend to entertain these petulant sulky children
you may put that down

Finally, Refuge Isle sent the following by way of drunken carrier pigeon:

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October 33rd, 2085.

Every building in our nation is composed entirely of heaps of rubble. It makes of the most sense for all nations to build similarly to our nation which has been trained for thousand of years . . . . . the greatest style of construction is to use what you have around your environment . . . . . . the delegation wishes to compose the world assembly headquarter from now to a state that resembles this for the longterm comitment to longlasting . . . . . . . . . .

Pres. Bram W. Smirnoff

Recommendation:

Attempting to connect to the rest of the world through her university-allocated Zoom profile, the Refugia Councillor of World Assembly Affairs has lodged a recommendation to vote against Repeal “World Assembly Headquarters”.