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by The People's Republic of Noristoniaka. . 47 reads.

DaNyek - DaNëk - ДаНек | Shop | Work In Progress

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[background-block=white][color=white]ОшО[/color][center][color=black][size=200]D ᴀ N ʏ ᴇ ᴋ[/size][/color]
[color=grey]ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ sʜᴏᴘ[/color][/center]
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[url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#edi][color=white]Edibles[/color][/url] [color=white]|[/color] [url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#tec][color=white]Tech[/color][/url] [color=white]|[/color] [url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#fas][color=white]Clothing[/color][/url] [color=white]|[/color] [url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#oth][color=white]Other[/color][/url][/size]
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[background-block=black][color=black]Привет![/color][/background-block]

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[size=110][u]3[/u] Coupons Found!

[url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#coup1][color=#ff7614]Йаna 1[/color][/url]
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#coup2][color=#ff7614]Red & White Sweater[/color][/url]
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#coup3][color=#ff7614]Водка[/color][/url]
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[center][color=black][anchor=edi][size=150]Edibles[/size][/anchor][/color]
[color=grey]Food & Drink[/color][/center]

[table][tr][td]Food[/td][td]Description[/td][td]Price [N₽][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Fish & Chips[/td][td]A British favourite.[/td][td]125₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Kettle Chips | Original Flavour[/td][td]Why would you put potatoes in a kettle?[/td][td]25₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Kettle Chips | Salt & Vinagar Flavour[/td][td]It hurts your lips.[/td][td]25₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Ice Cream | Vanilla Flavour[/td][td]Simple and delicious, everyone can agree on that.[/td][td]150₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Ice Cream | Coffee Flavour[/td][td]Coffee, my favourite![/td][td]150₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Gor Kebab[/td][td][i]You want a piece of me?![/i][/td][td]210₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Kebab[/td][td]Please note that you may not have Kebab[i]norsk.[/i][/td][td]75₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Mini Cereal Box | Hay Flavour[/td][td]There's a surprise toy inside![/td][td]150₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Dango[/td][td]美味しい![/td][td]50₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Chick-Fil-A Tenders[/td][td]I beg you, [i]please[/i] don't buy from them![/td][td]130₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Wonton Soup To-Go[/td][td]Some nice soup from [i]P.F. Chang's.[/i][/td][td]150₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Utz Pub Mix[/td][td]You're nUtz![/td][td]100₽[/td][/tr][/table]

[table][tr][td]Drink[/td][td]Description[/td][td]Price [N₽][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Chai Tea[/td][td]A tea from India.[/td][td]125₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Iced Chai Latte[/td][td]My personal favourite.[/td][td]100₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Milkshake | Vanilla Flavour[/td][td][i]My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like-[/i][/td][td]120₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Milkshake | Chocolate Flavour[/td][td]Not recommended in Winter or Autumn.[/td][td]120₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Chicken Broth[/td][td]What? We [i]all[/i] do it![/td][td]175₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Blended Gjetost[/td][td][i]'Laget i Norge'[/i][/td][td]160₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Milk Tea[/td][td]With cheese and salt![/td][td]165₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Water[/td][td][i]Mm, yes boring-[/i] Moving on.[/td][td]10₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Milk[/td][td]Straight from the Milkman.[/td][td]75₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Liquid Nitrogen[/td][td]There's a guy who makes ice cream with this.[/td][td]250₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Bathwater[/td][td]Tastes just like Aunt Susan![/td][td]185₽[/td][/tr][/table]

[background-block=black][color=black]Здравствуйте, это Нори![/color][/background-block]

[center][color=black][anchor=tec][size=150]Technology[/size][/anchor][/color]
[color=grey]Cellphones, Computers, Etc.[/color][/center]

[table][tr][td]Drink[/td][td]Description[/td][td]Price [N₽][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Google Pixel 5[/td][td]Is this the name?[/td][td]25,900₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Chromebook[/td][td]I wanted a book made of chrome, but okay.[/td][td]36,240₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Radio[/td][td]Hey, I learned that in Russian; 'Радио'[/td][td]300₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Йana 1[/td][td]It's a beta test of a phone from Иyuvo.[/td][td][color=#ff7614][anchor=coup1]Coupon Found![/anchor][/color] | [color=grey][strike]570₽[/strike][/color] [color=#ff7614]120₽[/color][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Z7ee Toy Dispenser[/td][td]I like that game.[/td][td]0₽[/td][/tr][/table]

[background-block=black][color=black]Бля-[/color][/background-block]

[center][color=black][anchor=fas][size=150]Clothing[/size][/anchor][/color]
[color=grey]Clothing & Accessories[/color][/center]

[center][size=150][url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=noristoniaka/detail=factbook/id=1593300#autsal][font=helvetica][color=#ba6020]🍁 𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓶𝓷 𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓮* 🍂[/font][/color][/url][/size][/center]

[table][tr][td]Clothing (Top)[/td][td]Description[/td][td]Price [N₽][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Cotton T-Shirt[/td][td]A simple short-sleeve shirt. Great for hot days[/td][td]1,560₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Fur Coat[/td][td]A fur coat for the cold months. Comes in different colours.[/td][td]N/A ₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Long-Sleeve Shirt[/td][td]A long sleeve shirt for when it's a bit cold out.[/td][td]N/A ₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Rubber Raincoat[/td][td]A rubber raincoat made to protect against the rain. Comes in different colours[/td][td]N/A ₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Satanic Robe[/td][td]A robe worn when preforming satanic rituals. Comes in different colors.[/td][td]N/A ₽[/td][/tr][/table]

[table][tr][td]Clothing (Bottom)[/td][td]Description[/td][td]Price [N₽][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Blue Jeans[/td][td]Modern wear.[/td][td]1,670₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Yoga Pants[/td][td]Strechy trousers used for yoga.[/td][td]1,340₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Short Shorts[/td][td]A based pair of shorts. Comes in different colours[/td][td]2,560₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Human Trousers[/td][td]A pair of trousers made from human flesh. Comes with pockets[/td][td]20₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Bell Bottoms[/td][td]“Why do we still sell these?” -The Management[/td][td]N/A ₽[/td][/tr][/table]

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[center][size=200][anchor=autsal][color=#ba6020]🍁 𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓶𝓷 𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓮 🍂[/color][/anchor][/size][/center]

[table][tr][td][color=#ba6020]Clothing Set[/color][/td][td][color=#ba6020]Description[/color][/td][td][color=#ba6020]Price [N₽][/color][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Orange Autumn Cap[/td][td]A cap for the cold.[/td][td]1,050₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Red & White Sweater[/td][td]A confortable red and white sweater.[/td][td][color=#ff7614][anchor=coup2]Coupon Found![/anchor][/color] | [color=grey][strike]1,420₽[/strike][/color] [color=#ff7614]670₽[/color][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Black Trousers[/td][td]The title says it all.[/td][td]2,120₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Colourful Socks[/td][td]Colourful socks for a colourful personality.[/td][td]820₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Leather Boots[/td][td]Fashionable boots of leather.[/td][td]1,680₽[/td][/tr][/table]

[background-block=black][color=black]Да![/color][/background-block]

[center][color=black][anchor=oth][size=150]Other[/size][/anchor][/color]
[color=grey]Miscellanious[/color][/center]

[table][tr][td]Item[/td][td]Description[/td][td]Price [N₽][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]AK-47[/td][td]A Russian gun made in 1947, probably.[/td][td]1,300₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Dunce Cap[/td][td][strike]This will look great on you![/strike][/td][td]890₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Cow Painting[/td][td]Cow.[/td][td]1,500₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Miniature Shopping Cart[/td][td]It's a widdle shopping cart![/td][td]670₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Topographic Globe[/td][td][i]I'm on- top of the world lookin' down on creation-[/i][/td][td]2,925₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]kh[/td][td]The sequal to [i]h[/i][/td][td]∞₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Helles Märzenbier[/td][td]Ja, Oktoberfest![/td][td]460₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Mulch[/td][td]Don't eat this.[/td][td]1,200₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Водка[/td][td]ммм...[/td][td][color=#ff7614][anchor=coup3]Coupon Found![/anchor][/color] | [color=grey][strike]350₽[/strike][/color] [color=#ff7614]25₽[/color][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Liquid Oxygen[/td][td][i]Brrrr,[/i] it's very cold![/td][td]250₽[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Blood[/td][td][i]I've cursed the rains down in Africa~[/i][/td][td]185₽[/td][/tr][/table]

[background-block=black][color=black]Пока![/color][/background-block]

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