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Привет!

Edibles
Food & Drink

Food

Description

Price [N₽]

Fish & Chips

A British favourite.

125₽

Kettle Chips | Original Flavour

Why would you put potatoes in a kettle?

25₽

Kettle Chips | Salt & Vinagar Flavour

It hurts your lips.

25₽

Ice Cream | Vanilla Flavour

Simple and delicious, everyone can agree on that.

150₽

Ice Cream | Coffee Flavour

Coffee, my favourite!

150₽

Gor Kebab

You want a piece of me?!

210₽

Kebab

Please note that you may not have Kebabnorsk.

75₽

Mini Cereal Box | Hay Flavour

There's a surprise toy inside!

150₽

Dango

美味しい!

50₽

Chick-Fil-A Tenders

I beg you, please don't buy from them!

130₽

Wonton Soup To-Go

Some nice soup from P.F. Chang's.

150₽

Utz Pub Mix

You're nUtz!

100₽

Drink

Description

Price [N₽]

Chai Tea

A tea from India.

125₽

Iced Chai Latte

My personal favourite.

100₽

Milkshake | Vanilla Flavour

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like-

120₽

Milkshake | Chocolate Flavour

Not recommended in Winter or Autumn.

120₽

Chicken Broth

What? We all do it!

175₽

Blended Gjetost

'Laget i Norge'

160₽

Milk Tea

With cheese and salt!

165₽

Water

Mm, yes boring- Moving on.

10₽

Milk

Straight from the Milkman.

75₽

Liquid Nitrogen

There's a guy who makes ice cream with this.

250₽

Bathwater

Tastes just like Aunt Susan!

185₽

Здравствуйте, это Нори!

Technology
Cellphones, Computers, Etc.

Drink

Description

Price [N₽]

Google Pixel 5

Is this the name?

25,900₽

Chromebook

I wanted a book made of chrome, but okay.

36,240₽

Radio

Hey, I learned that in Russian; 'Радио'

300₽

Йana 1

It's a beta test of a phone from Иyuvo.

Coupon Found! | 570₽ 120₽

Z7ee Toy Dispenser

I like that game.

0₽

Бля-

Clothing
Clothing & Accessories

Clothing (Top)

Description

Price [N₽]

Cotton T-Shirt

A simple short-sleeve shirt. Great for hot days

1,560₽

Fur Coat

A fur coat for the cold months. Comes in different colours.

N/A ₽

Long-Sleeve Shirt

A long sleeve shirt for when it's a bit cold out.

N/A ₽

Rubber Raincoat

A rubber raincoat made to protect against the rain. Comes in different colours

N/A ₽

Satanic Robe

A robe worn when preforming satanic rituals. Comes in different colors.

N/A ₽

Clothing (Bottom)

Description

Price [N₽]

Blue Jeans

Modern wear.

1,670₽

Yoga Pants

Strechy trousers used for yoga.

1,340₽

Short Shorts

A based pair of shorts. Comes in different colours

2,560₽

Human Trousers

A pair of trousers made from human flesh. Comes with pockets

20₽

Bell Bottoms

“Why do we still sell these?” -The Management

N/A ₽


Clothing Set

Description

Price [N₽]

Orange Autumn Cap

A cap for the cold.

1,050₽

Red & White Sweater

A confortable red and white sweater.

Coupon Found! | 1,420₽ 670₽

Black Trousers

The title says it all.

2,120₽

Colourful Socks

Colourful socks for a colourful personality.

820₽

Leather Boots

Fashionable boots of leather.

1,680₽

Да!

Other
Miscellanious

Item

Description

Price [N₽]

AK-47

A Russian gun made in 1947, probably.

1,300₽

Dunce Cap

This will look great on you!

890₽

Cow Painting

Cow.

1,500₽

Miniature Shopping Cart

It's a widdle shopping cart!

670₽

Topographic Globe

I'm on- top of the world lookin' down on creation-

2,925₽

kh

The sequal to h

∞₽

Helles Märzenbier

Ja, Oktoberfest!

460₽

Mulch

Don't eat this.

1,200₽

Водка

ммм...

Coupon Found! | 350₽ 25₽

Liquid Oxygen

Brrrr, it's very cold!

250₽

Blood

I've cursed the rains down in Africa~

185₽

Пока!

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