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by The Clean and Green Corponation of Kursibar. . 88 reads.

Kursibar for MoFA

Wow, it's me, Kursibar. Let's cut to the chase: I want your vote so I can be Minister of Foreign Affairs for Conch Kingdom in the next election.

Now, I can hear you asking me, "Who is this guy, who he is?" The answer is simple. I am Kursibar. The name of the nation is right up there, near the top of the dispatch. But also, I am current diplomat to the regions of Lily (they are ebil r*iders, but they have good memes) and St. Abbadon (which is a production of the Ridgefield guy, Nobel Titanium). They seem to tolerate my presence, so no problems there.

I'm not planning on anything fancy, should I be elected. Just positive representation of CK on the global stage. Sometimes, you don't need fancy goals, but a strong foundation.

What I'm trying to say here, folks, is that voting for me is a step in the right direction (not that Azell wasn't, mind). It's literally my nation's motto: For a Better Tomorrow.

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