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by The Khalifat Islamiya Syurawia of Paganan. . 7 reads.

Random issue draft :p

[description]A Giant and Massive expressway is about to be built on the spot of a religious and cultural site of @@FAITH@@, connection two Major cities in @@NAME@@, Multiple people has agreed and disagreed with those plans.

[option]"WHAT!?" says @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, as he Walks out from his place of Worship, "Are you even joking me!? This is a very important site to our religion! and it Cannot be demolished at all costs, I demand you, O' my beloved @@LEADER@@ STOP the Expressway, NOW!!"
[fallout] cancelled expressway's abandoned construction site has became a tourism spot that proves that @@FAITH@@ always wins
[effect] increases religiousness, decreases secularism, decreases economy, strongly decreases economic freedom, increases public transport, slightly decreases human development index, increases public transport

[option]"No, this is a very good
[fallout] for companies, one step forward is two steps back
[effect] increases health, decreases economic freedom, decreases corruption

[option] "We can get a middle ground here." — states your Minister of Compromises and Agreements, @@RANDOMNAME_3@@. — "You should just tell Nutslé to tighten health controls and fine them just a little bit so they won't do that again. Sounds good to me. Deal?"
[fallout] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ way is a warning and a fine
[effect] mildly increases health

[option] A known ultra-nationalist, @@RANDOMNAME_4@@, loudly shouts from the street: "Sue Kawandaland! Yeah! They are the ones who contaminated the ice cream, they're the ones who should be sued! Besides, they are so poor they have nothing to lose! Haha!"
[fallout] shipments to @@NAME@@ often get checked three times
[effect] strongly increases health, sometimes increases patriotimsm, strongly decreases foreign aid

The Khalifat Islamiya Syurawia of Paganan

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