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The Constantinople Chronicles vol. 1 no. 2


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A PORTUGUESE
PASTIME



On Saturday July 24 the
Sûreté Nationale of Morocco
reported that three Portuguese
citizens have gone missing,
a pair of twins from Lisbon who
were backpacking through the
Atlas mountains and an
operative working for the PoAF,
the Portuguese air force
or as it known localy, FAP,
Força Aérea Portuguesa who
was stationed in the Moroccan
city of El-Jadida. Local Police have
found no trace of the three but
they suspect that their
disappearances are connected.
Conspiracy theorists gave gone wild
claiming that the Moroccan government
is trying to discourage the Portuguese
government from claiming water
right off the Moroccan coast, both
sides have neglected to speak
on the matter.

Author - Victricia Quieta




THREE WAYS TO MAKE YOUR SUMMER EXTRA ROYAL
AN EXCLUSIVE GLIMPSE OF THE SUMMER LIVES OF THE ROYALS


Every year the Imperatrix and her family travel to the elegant Golestan Palace in Tehran, but just what are they up to?
Our scouts have done some heavy reconnaissance to finally answer our questions but beware, this is going to be wild!

Picnics! Athanasia was spotted eating ICE CREAM and MEZE! Some staple summertime foods enjoyed by the Imperatrix herself and even better, Crown Prince Adrian too while sitting next to an unknown lady! The young bachelor just broke the hearts of millions of young women all across the country! So for all of you bored summertime fans, if picnics are good enough for the royals, they're most definitely this summer's big trend! To go with your picnic both Athanasia and us here at The Constantinople Chronicles recommend a fresh Tabouleh or a fragrant Fattoush, both salads are extremely delicious and incredibly easy to make. To go with the salad of your choice try out some freshly grilled Halloumi, this greek cheese is tasty on its own but as both you the reader and the chefs of the royal household agree on, it is way better when grilled! So bust out that grill you've stored in your shed and get on cooking.

After all of that food you might feel bloated so don't forget to do some post-picnic swimming in your nearest pool, lake, river or ocean. The Imperatrix seems a bit too scared to swim but do not fear! The incredibly handsome husband of hers went all out, swimming in the manmade lake on the palace grounds together with Adrian and this mysterious woman. The younger prince however was more comfortable tanning in the sun while seemingly listening to some music, we have not yet identified the songs but in the next volume you'll be able to read all about this delinquent prince's music tastes! Even Athanasia herself was seen in the sun the desk on her private apartment's balcony doing some paperwork, a bit boring if you ask us but heavy is the head after all.

According to Adrian the perfect activity to do when the heat is on max is to go shopping! He was spotted in the Sasanian Mall of central Tehran buying various clothing items like swimming shorts and a fresh pair of diamond ear piercings! We do not yet know if they are for himself or his lady friend but to all the guys out there not knowing what to buy their girlriends Adrian here has got the solution! Diamonds are a girl's best friend and after the long lock-down aren't you just itching to spend some money, I know we are.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Athanasia during her latest photoshoot

Go buy your next edition of The Oriental Chronicles to see some exclusive shots of Georgios shirtless! Ciao Ciao for now!


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