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by The United States of ButWhyTho. . 7 reads.

M E L O N

We melonians believe that the almighty M E L O N is our saviour, but there have been some issues surrounding the illegal melon trade. Melons that have not been grown in this nation's soil are impure and cannot be used for worship. Melon smuggling is a serious punishable offence, and will not be taken lightly. Along with melon smuggling, there have also been some issues with tourists eating the melons we planned to use for worship. They have been pardoned for their ignorance of our culture, but the consuming or purposeful damaging of any vegetable from the melon family is punishable by prison time.

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