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by The Eldritch Delivery Service of Wormfodder Delivery. . 461 reads.

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G̻̻̻͇͙͚r̰̟̗̯̳͓̠ͅe̝̤̝͓̩̭e̗͎͕͓t͇̠i̞̙̹̰n̖̭̼̥̼̥g͈̥͓s͉̭͎̩̰͉.̙͎͚͙ ͙͔͍̺̹̘̘O͉͚̮̯̮̮̪u̙̫̙̺̪r̲̲̳͚͔̺ ̩̳͖͉͓̣ͅW̠͔e̩b̩̤̼̫̪̰̻m͙̠̝̺ͅa͙̘̟͚͓̝͎̤s̪̲͓̜ͅt͚̦̥̝̻̱͖e̹͈̩͈̻̪̖̹͚ṛ͕ ͙̭͎̫h͙̞̥̹̟͉̤a̞̦̼̮̬s̟̣͇̻̹̼ ͖̹̫̮̞̬̰f̘̬̲̳̜͇ͅi̠̱̮̲n̻̱̟͕a͖̜̠̞̺̳l̤̠̣̱͉̭͉̭̣l̼̱̰̬̤̰y̤ͅ ̩̠͍̺̱̟m̖͇͓͇̼̬͖͕a͎̞̗̮̯̱ͅd͔̣̞͚̭ḛ̯͇̪̥͇̝ ̪̻͕͈̖̲̲t̠̻̥h͈̞ͅe̼̜̼̪̝͈̖ ̩̫̼͍̰̱̺W̰͖͉̦̥̞̯̣Ḏ̯͎Ṣ̪N̗̱N̯̗̭̦,̹͓̫̼ ̤͈̥̹̫̺̖t̲̬̥h̗e̻̱̼ ̥̟̦W͍͓̟ͅọ̣͙r͕̙̲̰͎͓m͉͖͙̞̣̝̖f̮̞̮o͕͈͙̳d̫̥̤̘̖ḍ̹̰̦e̗̼r͔͓̮̞ͅͅ ̲̘̻̹̬͈D̼̗e̜͍l̗̥̗̠ͅi͕̹͍̰̤̤̜v̗͔̻̲͎̹̼͓e̞̬̮͚̜̮r̖̣̗͈̫͖̜̞̫y͚̼̼ ͕͕̬̗̞S̺̟̯̹e̜̦̝̣̹̝̣r̗͍̬̹͙̬v̗̤͚i̤̹̲͉c̬̯͚͍e̳͚͖͔͉͚͔̲ ̺̱͎̰̬ͅN͔̟̲̜͖ẹ̺̗̤̙͚̗w͇̼͍s̗͇̼̪ ͕͍N̥̳͈̝̹̲̖̟e͚͉͙̻͙̣͈͇̲t̘͚̘͙̹w̠̫͕͇͓̲ͅo͎͈̖r̺͈ͅḳ̫ͅ,̖̺͙̤͕̮ ͇̟̣̱̖w̻͖̫̳̩̪͍͍h̝̦̮̩͉̩ͅi̳̯̲͉̬̺̣c̤̻͓̯̫h͔̙̖̩̬ͅ ̭̺̟s͍̰͕͖̪ͅh͉͉̹̙͍͕̣̜a̻̲̞̤l̝̲̥̻̩̬̥͎l̮ ̲̘̘̮̗̗b̯͓ͅe̲͕̳͎̣ ̱͈̹̖̙̪͈̣̪t͎h̦͔̬͔̩͖̫e̫ ̜̦͙̬̟̣̪n̪̗̹̠̯e̠͇̲̘͙w̦͚̜̺̩̹̝ ̥̗f͖̙̰̮̫̥̞͚̘o̳͈ṟ̱m̲͇ ̣͔̰̟̹̪̖̥o̥̪f̩̝̲̜̱ͅ ̥̥h̫̹o̫̱̯w̺͔̲͖ ͔̲͚͙͓͍n̩̲̝e̜͉̥̦̦̱̙w̝̹s̭͔͇̻ ͓̟̳̼͉̗̱ͅa̪̗͖̥r̥͉̻͍̥͖e̻͍ ͕͔̪̥t̙̺̼̼̱̰̜̭r͙̫̥ͅa͕n̠̜͕̟̘̭s̺̙m̞i̳̖̠̩̲t̮t̮̻e̖̗͕d͍̩̪͔͓̘̪.̠̩͖͎̜̻̥̭͙ ̖͈̲̙̰̦͇͖I͖̖ ̬̼̬̞̥̮ͅa͓̼͉̩̳̙ͅn̝̺̜͔d͔͎̜̙̫̤̘̦̼ ̣̬̞̰̖͚̠ͅͅt̰̺̫̟̫͓h̫̜͚̳͎͇̙̙̹e̖͎̖̠̯̭̳̘ ̻W̜̮̞o̝̠͓̘ͅr͚̰̥̤̩͕͈m̦͙f̳̤̯̖̙͚o̠͚͉͎̻͓̼d͉͚̺ḓ̖e͖̮̮̼̼̤͔̤r̝͚̺ͅ ͇̳̺̝̣̰̯D͖̤̗̞̬e̠͓͇͉͍̱̗̙l̪̪̤i̫v͕̭̬̫̞͙̯ͅe͈͕̰̤̯̻̖̻̲r̳̹͍̲̻y̠̦ ̰̻͎̼̭͉̠̱Ș̳͓̝̙e̘̻̳͍r͙̯̥̥̦ͅv̤i͉̦̘̹̖̥̩̻c̻̩̙̦̭̘e̖̬̤̲ ͇̙͍̖̜̪̼h̦͚̣̝͉͍͈̗o͓p̣̠̝͓̖͇̻̠̩e̘͔͇ ̰̼͓͕͍͇y̟͚̟͔̹o͖̯̱u̮̪͚̻̳̗̥̪ ̪͔w͙̗͔̗͚̙̖ͅi̲l̤̘̯̫͈l̝̺ ̱̖̭͙̩̯͖h̯͉̝a͙͖̲̤͉̥̭ͅv̝͈̣ͅe̜̱͕̘̹̮̬ ̰̠͎̬̫̜a̗͉̻ ͙̮̬̙͉͇g̬̘o̬o̬̯ͅd̯͈͙̮͍̳̩͚ͅ ̱̪t͙̪̰̞̠i̘̬͇̯m̭̘͔̤̼̣̙e̻̭̬̼̟̜ ̰̼͔̯̼͔͖͈l͇̩̝͉͉̱̻i̜͇s̪̟̱̹t̠̤̬̟̤̥̼̖̝e̮̜͚̜͓̜͓̟n̹̪i͓n͚̯g͖̱͈̻̭̰̯͎̜ ̜͙̩̲͇̪̦̻t͈̮̱o̘̮̦̠͍ͅ ̩͕̺͓̞o̱u̦̯̱̫̮̝̬̟̮r͍̥̖̞ ̦̤s̯̰̗̬̭̹̭̖e̖̮r̟̪͖v͉̼͕̜i͙̙͈̳̞ͅc̞̺e̦͚.̜̣̬̜͖̞̙͎͍ ͈̥I̗̘̼̤͈̱̟̙̜ ͇̗a̹͇͖̦͔̪ͅm̠͖ ̻̗̗͚c͚a̠̠̦l̗̹̖͔̝̝̹l͍͔̹͇e̦͍̩̩d̦̼͔ ̙t̟̜̩̗͎̜̫̻h͉͓͚͔̪̜̫̖e͖͎̱͖ͅͅ ͈̭̬̙̰̥͖̝C̼̳̭̖̗̥ọ̯̮͈̼̖͔m̱͔͖̗͔̙̲͉̬p͇̗a͈̼̝̺n͙͚͉͙̮̠y̱̳̖̜̯̥̗̯̖ ͉̻͙̝S̥̻̠͙̙̣̫p̖̮̭͖̮̰o͉̭̮͉k͖̳̭͚̺͉̹͖e̠̙̜̟̬͕̺̩s̱̰͖̜̮̲w̦̟̖͓̬͔o͈ṛ̪̤͕̬͈ͅm̯͉̺͖̗̩ ̹̮̯̻̞̲̮a̟̤͉͚n͙͚d̙̮ ͓̟͖̣̼̱̭̘I͇̤̘̪͉̯ͅ ͚̳̹̞̝͙̼s̖̟͓̘̩̪h̫͙̲͍a͖̖̬̲̬͖l̳̯̞̫͎l̩͙͓̹ ̰̹̖͓͔̪̗b̥̜͙͇͓̹e͉̲̳͔ ̱͚͍̥̲̱͍͍̰y̠̟͎̦͉͎̺͉̦o͚͈̙̞̦̜u̞̜̗̙̝̹r͈̖ ͓͖h̳̝̥̝o̯s͙͈̳t̰̯̬ ̹̼̳̬͖̻ͅt̫̼͚̥͚̟̘͉o̻͕͉n͎̻i̗̳͖͉̬̲͇̭g̮̭̦͓͔̹h̰t͈͍͎.̬̘̹̪̱̗͖͎ͅ ̠͇̩͕O͚̙̖͎͉̳̱͚r͓͎ ̗͖͙T͔̲̼o͚̳̝̦̤d͔͓̮̝͈̳a̪̮͇̻̺̮̖ͅy̘̗̻̘̻̫͔ͅ,̖̟̰̭ ̗̣̲̬͈d̻̜̜̱͈ͅḛ̼̦̱͇̲p̮̼̘̭̬̼ͅẹn̩d̦̮i̦̖̺n͇͙͈͙̱̜̭g̝̤̥̩̙͓̯̖ ̮o̲͖̤̮̖̲n̘̯̻͕ ͓̟͉y̙̥͉̺o̲͚u͙͎̜̙r͕ ͈̖̹̳͖̤ḽ̥o̲͉̹̥c͕͔̠͍͎̫̻a̪̝̩̞̫͕l̰͎̲ ̥t̝̦i̻̥͔̹̲̯̻̜̘m̩̯eͅ.̠̝̦

Greetings. Our Webmaster has finally made the WDSNN, the Wormfodder Delivery Service News Network, which shall be the new form of how news are transmitted. I and the Wormfodder Delivery Service hope you will have a good time listening to our service. I am called the Company Spokesworm and I shall be your host tonight. Or Today, depending on your local time.

Bird hinders settlement of the south

Our recent attempts at settling the south are hindered by the appearance of a bird in the area. Worms are advised to not go out unless having an anti-air weapon and Warworms have been dispatched to take that winged doodoo down, more news will follow.
New Flag Made

Our Designerworms have worked hard in order to give the Wormfodder Delivery Service a new Flag, so we can up our marketing game.
New Caps are expected to be distributed in the next few days, so look forward to it!
We have no idea what the boss is doing there.

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Slavery and Slave Trade completely abolished

Due to the upper board noticing that slavery was a highly unpopular matter that actually impacted sales negatively instead of being an additional trade form, they, after long debates, have decided to ban slave trade and make slavery illegal in their territories.
They hope that this will positively impact sales in the future and open more business opportunities.

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