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by Furbish islands. . 79 reads.

Furby for President February 2021

Welcome! I am once again running for president, somehow, so here is why you should vote for me, in Q&A form.

Why are you, a liberal, running for president of a conservative region?
Good question. I never planned on running but I was nominated so I thought sure why not.

Do you have any experience?
I've held many positions in this region's predecessor, the FCN, in the past, which are, in order: senator, deputy secretary of war, chief justice, head of the anti-anime association, secretary of war, secretary of internal affairs, president, university headmaster, vice president, and secretary of internal affairs again. I did many things, some of which are listed in my 2019 campaign dispatch, but looking back there is a lot more I wish I had done. I later killed the FCN by breaking its law and joining the LCN, livestreamed the senate debate to the LCN over a VC, then spammed #freesci(San carlos islands was an FCN member banned for joining the LCN, which is why I joined them in the first place) in the FCN server, then the FCN's founder left after I did and the FCN was killed off by its senate.

Why should I vote for you if you killed the FCN?
The RCN would not have been created if the FCN didn't die. I am also publicly stating what others may hide, so my opponents can't dig this up and use it against me.

What do you stand for?
Good public transportation, regional trains, intercity trains, high speed trains, and densely populated cities with no freeways anywhere near downtown.

What do you stand against?
Cars, planes, airports, freeways, wide roads, large parking lots, suburbs, suburban sprawl, and sparsely populated cities. In other words, terrible urban planning. Or in other words, America. Except New England. They're cool.

What are your plans for when you take office?
I will ban cars from the RCN and establish a regional high speed rail network. Also maybe get a map for the roleplay. Maybe. And some other stuff to make the RCN better I don't know yet.

Why else should I vote for you?
Because if you don't, you will regret it.

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