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Hresvelg's Ultimate Guide to the Galaxy
The Infinitely Funny Conclusion to a series of memes.
Cast:
Ebony Maw - Sorianora
Heimdall - Furghas
Corvus Glaive - Sans the Epic
Cull Obsidian - Proxy of Baloo Kingdom
Thanos - Baloo Kingdom
Loki - Tweeby land ii
Thor - Barrow Cove
Hulk - The dream of kirby
Promixa Midnight - New ori
Dr. Strange - Dominioan
Wong - Wabobania
Iron Man - Plus Nova Imperii
Pepper Potts - Polutha
Vision - "Ink Pink"
Captain America - Haruhi Japan
Spider-Man - Caesar Von Bingen
Ned Leeds - United martians
Stan Lee - "Max Barry"
Peter Quill (Star Lord) - Imperial hresvelg
Drax - The Mongo Empire
Gamora - Spanglisha
Rocket Racoon - Callmedaddystratton
Groot - Bod-chen-po
Mantis - Cocrati
Eitri - A Priest
Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) - Arizeen
Falcon - Raahys
Black Widow - T-34s
The Collector - "9003"
War Machine - Bio spark tribe
Secretary Ross - Red flame nation
Hawkeye - Republic of Terra Nova
Ant-Man - Mathuvan union
Black Panther - Haroldiaistan
Okoye - Koishi Komeiji
Bucky (Winter Soldier) - Free eve vod bey
M'Baku - Ektanet
Nebula - Osernan
Fruitkeeper/Red Skull - Lake of fur
Shuri - Diplomatic india
Nick Fury - Bruxxa
Maria Hill - Picklelands
Captain Marvel - Roxie Island
Joe Russo - The Gold Mines
Jim Starling - Wardrop
Peggy Carter - The Strangers Club
The Wasp - Dollystana
Valkyrie - Boris Cult
Korg - Barlyy
Miek - Yes humans are recyclable
The Ancient One - Vando0sa
Ronan - Wooloos
Rumlow - "Depackya"
Sitwell - "Valerox"
Alexander Pierce - "ShrewLlamaLand"
Odin - "Odin"
Happy Hogan - Briteannia
Figure 1 - Yes humans are recyclable
Figure 2 - Ethics committee of the scpf
Figure 3 - Unified Democratic Europe
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Groovy songs are danced to by one awesome guy.😎
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This proves that Haruhi should be worshiped.🤗
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"Oh, we're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Spider Bingen, then."🤔
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"I am Bod-chen-po," yes you are buddy.😉
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Bum-Bum-Buhhhhh😮
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I might have wanted to rethink my action.😞
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"You should have... you... You should have gone for the head."👋
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😧😭🤒*Falls down and dies...*
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Barrow Cove went for the head.
Plus is a bad dad.
Noobmaster6: *Head. Fat Barrow Cove: 🤬
In which, lots of Japs die... Violently.
MU: So your saying Back to the Future is BS? Me in theater: YES!!!!
HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!!! JK, dont.
Idiot? No. A failure? Absolutely. 😳 Ouch...
In which Plus Nova gets a second chance.
Me to future sis: What happens? Sis: I kill you. Me: I will trust you!!!
"It's Been a Long, Long Time"
A New Joke. Hopefully a Good One.
Uncle Owen: Republic of Terra Nova
Darth Vader: Plus Nova Imperii
Greedo: Cerata
Emperor Palpatine: Sorianora
General Tagge: Caesar Von Bingen
Admiral Motti: The Remnants of xeno23
Imperial Officer Cass: Saye amyra
Commander 1: Barrow Cove
Admiral Ackbar: Yes humans are recyclable
Princess Leia: The Gold Mines
Han Solo: Barlyy
C-3PO: North American Imperial State
R2D2: Kingdom Of Englands
Biggs Darklighter: The Mongo Empire
Wedge Antilles: Ethics committee of the scpf
Red Team: Baloo Puppets
Gold Tem: Noooo Puppets
Jedi: Baloominati
Republic: Bluecrown Keep
Empire: Callista
Sith: Tsarists
Future Cast
General Grevious: Bruxxa
Jango Fett: Alexander the magnus
CIS Members: Members of IWK Trade Federation
Viceroy of the Federation: The H Corporation
Count Dooku: Haruhi Japan
Credit to Plus Nova Imperii for the original idea
"Help me, Kirby. You’re my only hope."
People: Baloo can't do a spin-off of Star Wars. Me: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Mods: Let me see your WA account. "This is not the account you are looking for."
Barlyy: *Is cool* Everyone else: *Is bad*
Wait, it is not a moon? 🔫 It never was.
A tremor in the force. Or perhaps, Baloos tummy? 🤔
In which Kirby dies a sad death. *Beats chest* Respect.
That shot is impossible! Baloo: Oh yeah?
Gud ppl: Pew pew pew. Bad ppl: More pew pew pew.
"This is it!"
Darn it! He missed!
*Eats popcorn* *Gulag explodes* *Little brother in background cheers*
