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by The Guardia Civil de Protección of Russian-American Continental Alliance. . 71 reads.

Seriously, stop.

Do you have any idea about how much effort I put into this nation, only to get replies such as "Russia-America scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111" on Forum 7? Do any of these people know how HARD it is to tell that there are MUCH MORE scary things about the nation OTHER than "oh no two sworn enemies unite aaa", HAVE YOU READ THE DAMN HISTORY FACTBOOKS?! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THERE'S THE GLOBAL WAR ON TERROR! IT'S NOT HARD TO CLICK THE DISPATCHES BECAUSE I CRAM OTHER STUFF THERE, FOR GOD'S DAMN SAKE, READ THE OTHER STUFF I'VE WRITTEN!

I just...I have my limits, I may be an easygoing and casual guy, but seeing SO MANY PEOPLE write about how "russia America scary aaaa run" is just genuinely irritating, that doesn't scratch the surface of how bananas this universe is, seriously, LOOK AT THE SH*TSTICK WARS! IT'S A NON-NUCLEAR SOVIET-AMERICAN CONFLICT, AND YET PEOPLE IGNORE THAT IN FAVOR OF "RUSSIA AMERICA SCARY RUN RUN RUN" OR SOME STUFF LIKE THAT?! CHRIST ON A DAMN BICYCLE, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEN THERE'S PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THIS IS BASED OFF REAL LIFE, THOSE DAMN FOOLS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS ACTUALLY IS!

IF YOU GENUINELY READ THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS NATION, IT'S BASED OFF OF COMMAND AND CONQUER GENERALS ZERO HOUR, I HAVE NO WORDS TO PUT HOW ANGRY AND DAMN IRRITATED I GET WHENEVER I SEE "RUSSIA AMERICA BAD RUSSIA AMERICA BAD", OR STUFF LIKE "EU-AMERICA WAR! YAAAY! CAPITALISM DIE DIE!!!!!" WHICH ONE OF THOSE DAMN """"""POSADIST"""""" NATIONS SCREAM! DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THAT SIMPLY TAKING A LOOK AT THE OTHER FACTBOOKS AND OTHER PIECES OF HISTORY IS A HARD THING?! WHAT'D YOU LEARN DURING READING THE STUFF?! NOTHING?!

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO WRITE. THERE ARE 38,744 MILLION WORDS OF TYPED WORDS IN MY FACTBOOKS AND DISPATCHES THAT DETAIL MY NATION. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH CHARACTER OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF WORDS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR SUMMERPOSTERS AT THIS MICROINSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

ALL I ASK IS FOR PEOPLE TO READ, READ! IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL! RACA HAS MUCH MORE UNTOLD STORIES IN THE FORM OF THE DISPATCHES, AND EVEN THE SIDESTORIES! YET, YOU...YOU PEOPLE REFUSE TO READ AND SIMPLY SKIM OVER IT JUST SO THAT YOU CAN PUBLISH A LOW-EFFORT SENTENCE COMPRISED OF TWENTY-TWO WORDS, WHICH BOIL DOWN TO "RUSSIA-AMERICA SCARY. CHINA CANT TAKE ON THEM".

IT'S...IT'S ALL JUST HATE THAT I'M FEELING, I WOULD NORMALLY BE A FUN AND EASYGOING GUY WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT I'M JUST...ANGRY. JUST ANGRY.

I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO READ, AND THIS IS ALL I GET?

WELL THEN, I GUESS PEOPLE WANT ME TO BE MAD!

GOOD FOR YOU!

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