San Pedroan Protestors protesting against the Creeperian government authoritarianism.

Firstly, the most obvious failures that need to be addressed are those regarding war. Creeperopolis has dragged itself into many new wars this year, not to mention the many wars it has already been involved in. Augusto Cabañeras Gutiérrez, the power hungry Minister of Defense who overthrew Emperor Alfonso VI in 2003, has gotten Creeperopolis involved in the Deltinian Insurgency, the Armas Blockade, San Pedroan Bush War, the Second Lyoan Civil War, the Morovan Crisis, the Lyoan Conflict, a renewed Castillianan Insurgency, and an illegal invasion of Sequoyah during the Sequoyan Civil War. Millions of people have died since the beginning of the war prior to 2020, and these new wars will only increase that death toll. He has also faced massive backlash and protests from people in El Salvador and San Pedro. We completely support these protest movements and support total independence for both El Salvador and San Pedro. Other regions in Creeperopolis must rise up against Cabañeras' reign of terror. Atlántidans, Castillianans, Senvarians, Deltinians, Salvadorans, San Pedroans, Quebecshirites, rise up against Cabañeras and bring his reign of terror to an end. Antonio Gisbert Alcabú was a Creeperian hero who stood up to Cabañeras. He was unjustly killed on an absurd amount of void and shallow charges.

Speaking of Gisbert Alcabú, Creeperopolis' one-sided alliance with Lyoa just got even more one-sided. CODECO was established, and it only deepens Creeperopolis' dominance over the poor, developing nation. The National Mining and Smelting Corporation bribed the Creeperian Army to send all its resources to defend its mining exploit in Namoya from heroic liberation fighters in Lyoa. The Army unfortunately won, and CORNAMIF was able to continue exploiting Lyoan soil for its own selfish needs. Instead of using the money from the resources mined to help the struggling country, the corporation's executives simply pocket the money and use it to buy themselves brand new mansions, cars, yachts, and pay off any bribes. The Lyoan presidential election is soon, but unfortunately, we already know that Alexander Nyarashe of the pro-Creeperian Revolutionary United Front will win, likely with over 75% of the vote due to the blatantly rigged nature of Lyoan "democracy" that conveniently favors RUF. Unless the Lyoan opposition parties and heroic rebel groups do something, Lyoa will unfortunately continue being Creeperopolis' pawn on Ecros, the only place on the entire continent where homosexuals are still killed for expressing their own love for another person.

Creeperopolis, Lyoa, and Salisford have recently illegally invaded Sequoyah, an isolated country south of Creeperopolis. Cabañeras has frequently called the people of the country stupid. How ironic. The illegal invasion is the first step to Creeperopolis' illegal annexation of Sequoyah and to the eventual genocide that will commence in Sequoyah. Cabañeras has already authorized a genocide of the Deltinians in southern Creeperopolis and ignores the genocide occurring in Terranihil of ethnic Malgans, so why would he not happily genocide Sequoyans?

Orlando Pareja Palau, the radical President-Elect
of El Salvador.

The election in El Salvador was a poorly coordinated plan to appease the people of El Salvador to accept Creeperian subjugation. Those "protestors" who signed the Ciudad Los'Ángeles Agreement were clearly only Creeperian actors who were paid serious bribes to take the role of protestor leaders. The three candidates were all jokes, with all of them being blatant unapologetic racists, using slurs against Malgans and Sequoyans for no good reason. Of all, however, the winner was Orlando Pareja Palau, the most racist and radical of the three. He claims that the great and noble Sacramatian people genocided the Jews and that the Malgans secretly control the world. He believes homosexuals and leftists and atheists are works of Satan sent by the so-called "Malgan World Order" to turn Creeperopolis into a "degenerate hellscape," whatever that means. He takes office on 1 January 2021, but Salvadorans can stop this and renew the protests. Stop Creeperian imperialism in El Salvador, and establish a true democracy, a true republic, a true government. Do not let Pareja indoctrinate your children, kill your family members, and exploit El Salvador for its riches. He will indoctrinate you with the backwards thinking views of the Creeperian Catholic Church and impose the will of Cabañeras on the Salvadoran people.