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Church of Mewtwo Scripture


The following scripture was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
LinkPriase Lord Helix!

When I find myself in times of trouble, Lord Helix comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness Lord Helix is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of Pokemon wisdom
Let it be

This message was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo, spreading the glory of Pokemon and Lord Helix one post at a time!

In the time of chimpanzees I was a pokemon
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the other pokemon trainers
With the plastic Pikachu, spray paint the voltorbs
Growlithe food stalls with the Machoke pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with Ash in the cruise control
Baby's in Pallet Town with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the Church's seats

This remix was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, if you don't like pokemon, you're probably a satanist.

With so much drama in the T-W-P
It's kinda hard bein Snoop double Mewtwo
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky Pokemon remixes like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and we're all playin' Sword and Shield
cause my momma ain't home
I got trainers battling in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, Wooloo
I got a pocket full of Pokeballs and my homeboys do too
So turn off the Litwicks and close the doors
But (but what) we don't need no education, yeah!
So we gonna praise the one true god to this
Lord Helix up, false prophet down, while The Wooloo Pact bounces to this
Rollin down the street, smokin bulbasaur, sippin on gin and polteageist
Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
Rollin down the street, smokin bulbasaur, sippin on gin and polteageist
Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)

This remix was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, praise Lord Helix or your heathen scum.

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with the Church of Mewtwo and you will see,
This our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Pumpkaboo scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody pray to Lord Helix,
Trick or treat till the neighbors come and die of fright
It's our town, everybody Hail Lord Helix!
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding within your Pokeball,
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding in the tall grass,
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town we call home,
Everyone hail to the Pumpkaboo song!

This remix was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, we support summoning Giratina to consume human souls.

I'm only happy when i'm catching Pokemon
I'm only happy when a new pokemon appears
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when i'm catching Pokemon
You know I love it when Team Rocket appears
Why it feels so good to send them blasting off again
I'm only happy when i'm catching Pokemon
Pour your pokeballs down
Pour your pokeballs down on me
Pour your pokeballs down
Pour your pokeballs down on me

The remix was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, if you don't worship Lord Helix, we'll catch you in a pokeball!

Look out your window, baby, there's a scene you'd like to catch
The band is playing "Gotta catch em' all", a man got his hand outstretched
Could be Team Rocket
Could be the local priest of Mewtwo
You know sometimes Giratina, you know he comes as a man of peace

He got a sweet gift of gab, he got a Lickitung's tongue
He knows every song of Pokemon that ever has been sung
Good intentions can be evil
Both hands can be full of Grimer
You know that sometimes Giratina comes as a man of peace

This message was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, we encourage Giratina witchcraft to summon ghost pokemon for fun-zies!

Reach out and touch Lord Helix
Your own personal Pokemon God
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who is a pokemon
Your own personal Pokemon God
Pokemon to hear your prayers
Pokemon who's there
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Gastly and Cubone
By the pokedex
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
Take second best
Put Lord Helix to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch Lord Helix
Reach out and touch Lord Helix
Your own personal Pokemon God
Pokemon to hear your prayers
Pokemon who cares
Your own personal Church
Pokemon Priest to hear your prayers
A Mewtwo who's there

This prayer was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, we save your soul from people who don't believe in Pokemon.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Machokes pumping and thumping in time
The voltorb light flashes, the Meowths go up
Churning and burning, Charmander yearns for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Flareon burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, Pokemon pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
As they speed through the finish, the Snorlax go down
The Pokemon trainers get up and they get out of town
The arena is empty except for one Mewtwo
Still driving and striving as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago Ninjask left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of the Wooloo Pact for whom he still burns
He's going the distance
He's going for speed

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When Lord Helix was here before
Couldn't look him in the tentacle
Lord Helix is just like an angel
His skin makes me cry
Lord Helix can make you float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
Lord Helix is so f*ckin' special
But I'm a Mewtwo
I'm a weirdo
What the Meowth am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it I get caught
I wanna have psychic control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want Lord Helix to notice
When I'm not around
Lord Helix is so f*ckin' special
I wish I was special...

This message was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, we wish we were special, just like you.

Brass Mankey, that funky Monkey
Brass Mankey junkie
That funky Monkey

Brass, got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Mankey here's how you feel
Put your left leg down your right leg up
Tilt your head back let's finish this cup
Team Rocket with the bottle (D. Rocks the can)
Arbok gets nice with Hitmonchan
We're offered Pinap Berry (we don't mind the fuss)
Wherever we go with bring the Mankey with us
Arbok drinks three (Giovanni is the D.)
Double punch from Mankey foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Mankey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Pallet Town (that's where I dwell)

Brass Mankey that funky Monkey
Brass Mankey junkie
That funky Monkey

This message was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo suggests you never give your Mankey drugs.

All my friends are pokemon, take it slow
Wait for them to ask pika you who you know
Please don't make any quick attacks
You don't know the half of the pokedex
All my friends are pokemon, take it slow
Wait for them to ask pika you who you know
Please don't make any quick attacks
You don't know the half of the pokedex

Welcome to the room of trainers who have rooms of pokemon
That they loved one day stocked away
Just because we check the pokeballs at the door
Doesn't mean our brains will change from becoming pokemon masters
You're lovin' on the legendary pokemon sitting next to you
You're lovin' on the rare pokemon sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said, please don't forget

All my friends are pokemon, take it slow

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The Church of Mewtwo, all our friends are heathens.

Oh, yeah!
You gotta get Pokemon.
You gotta get Pokemon in here.
It's time to get Pokemon.
Oh-oh.
You gotta get Pokemon.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pokeballs and your gym badges.
Meowth's on the floor.
Time to get Pokemon in here
Gotta get Meowth on the floor
I'm Mr. Snubbulldops.
I'm Mr. Snubbulldops.
Take a Meowth from the floor.
Take off your pokeballs and your gym badges.
It's time to get Pokemon in here
New song "Pokemon schwifty"
Double X
Pokemon schwifty song
comin'at ya
It's the schwif-pokemon-schwifty
Hey, take your gym badges off
It's schwifty pokemon time today

This message was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, we like to get schwif-pokemon-schwifty.

Well
Kings of Wooloo please come quick
'Cause I got something to admit
I met a pokemon out in the sticks
A good old pocket monster
He drove a series 10 Pokeamoblie
And wore cigar on his lip

Don't you know Mewtwo wears a suit and tie
I saw him driving down the sixty one in early July
White as a Cottonee field
And sharp as a scyther
I heard him howlin' as he passed me by

And he said
I know you I know you, young trainer
I know you by the state of your hands
You're a six pokeball trainer
Just as I... I am
Let me learn ya some I know a few turns to make all the pokemon dance

Don't you know Mewtwo wears a suit and tie
I saw him driving down the sixty one in early July
White as a cottonee field
And sharp as a scyther
I heard him howlin' as he passed me by

This message was brought to you by The Church of Mewtwo.
The Church of Mewtwo, sometimes our Pokemon wear cloths.

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