Leak: The Zirbinsky Platform

The Zirbinsky Platform is named after the technician who designed it. It's a 489 Square Meter three story concrete and metal structure floating at an undisclosed location in the Arctic Sea. The compound provides security for a smaller 182 SQM undersea research facility. Experiments here are purported to be conducted on alien lifeforms. The reason for it being located undersea is to make observation difficult, but also because the water pressure is so titanic that if there's any breach, everyone and everything inside will be crushed to jelly under it.

Around the undersea research platform is a hollow concrete cube with 4 meter thick walls. To prevent it from being crushed by the pressure, the cube has many holes in it to let water through. However, any water that passes through the hole is exposed to over 500 Grays of ionizing radiation which physically annihilates any living material and fries electronics.

It's not known where these so-called "Aliens" come from, or whether the rumors about them are true at all. Any number of other things could actually be going on down there, but until somebody actually gets inside the place we'll never know.

Citizens of Kaltovar, we must vote for the government to reveal the truth behind this place. We have a right to know where our money's going and why. Governments of the world, it's time to hold Kaltovar accountable for it's lack of transparency!

Signed,

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