The Gnohalle Tribune, 10.30.20

Prime Minister Leonard Goop addressed the nation today on multiple issues. Here is what to know:

"...In response to the new crisis of Z-Day, Prime Minister Goop has ordered all citizens to seek secure shelter or protection from the military and police, and all able-bodied citizens to report to the nearest military depot or recruitment base. All cities are in lockdown and all arrivals will be quarantined. If possible, evacuate to the cities as we cannot ensure protection elsewhere."

"...Disregard all orders to go to work until the crisis has abated, Ai operating systems have taken control of economic planning until further notice. All citizens are exempt from taxes, rent, and other dues until the end of the year. All citizens are not obligated to go to work until the crisis has officially ended."

"...We are working with The North Pacific to rapidly develop a cure, which is expected to deploy within the week. All industries are expected to comply with government orders in order to help manufacture and distribute the cure."

"...For if all Friezsians stand strong and do their part, we will all make it through this crisis together."

In other news, AI and Human economists predict that Frieszia is likely to fall into an economic recession as a result of Z-Day and will not recover until the cure is found and fully distributed. All citizens should ration their goods and isolate themselves securely in safe zones as much as possible. Citizens are expected to comply with government guidelines to reduce the impact of the crisis.