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by The Immigrant Crisis of Zidium. . 12 reads.

COFFEE IS BANNED

By order of the Mamlukean Zidumite government, coffee is banned.
Coffee is a dangerous drug which is used to help you stay awake
However coffee can lead to late nights, unproductive mornings, and sleepy afternoons.
Only tea is allowed now, oh and hot chocolate.
Anyone caught selling coffee will be placed in prison for 5 years
Anyone caught drinking it gets a fine of $500 and a 3 year prison sentance

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