The Kingdom of Eastern Fardelshufflestein, commonly known as EF, is a Federal Constitutional-Parliamentary Monarchy in The South Pacific. It is a tiny, peaceful country a few hundred miles off the coast of New Zealand, which was known by a few countries to be "that obscure, little German island" before the 1960s. After the infamous Bepis-Cola scandal, all the little memories and records of the nation's existence were wiped out, replaced by the fake Western Fardelshufflestein.
The country is ruled ceremonially by His most benevolent and beloved Majesty, King Alistair IV, a descendant of the Holy Roman Empire's throne, and the government is led by His Excellency, Towelie, the Prime Minister. The nation's citizenry are known for their love of marijuana, the American TV show South Park, and have a separate religion, Alistairism, whose adherents believe the king of EF is the reincarnation of the Mother Grass, the holy goddess of cannabis, on earth. So, learn more about this high glorious nation in this factbook, from the scandals to the achievements, from the weed to the, uh, weed. Here you go, buddy.
In the early sixteenth century, a group of about 100 citizens of northern parts of the Holy Roman Empire set off from their native land upon the order of their King, to explore and claim new virgin lands in the Indian Ocean in the name of the crown. Thus, the sailors, around 60 men and 40 women, left in the search of islands for their monarch.
Things To Add This Weekend:
1. The Bepis-Cola Scandal
2. Shakespeare Is Fake, Dickens Is The Best Theory
3. Alistair IV And His Addiction To Weed