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by The Constitutional Empire of Zurkerx. . 106 reads.

Zurk's Candidacy for 2020: Vanquish the Coconut in the Name for Public Decency!

Do you hate Coconut? Do you hate the stringy texture? Maybe it's the awful uneven taste? Do you wish it could be gone? Neither Biden or Trump supports vanquishing coconuts; I do. Join me and together we'll vanquish the coconut and all of its cousins: Snowballs, Almond Joys, Coconut Cream Pie, and even that nasty Coconut Water. Join me- us, and together, we can create a coconut free world!

TG me if you wish to join the Campaign!

Honorary Signatories:

The Black Forrest (and his wife).
Galloism
Thermodolia
Heloin
The Yellow Emperor
Kowani
Borderlands of Rojava: Supreme Justice of Smashing Coconuts
La xinga: Chief of the Supreme Forces of the Coconut Destroyers

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