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by Refuge-. . 68 reads.

Refuge for Overseer 2020

Since it has come to my attention that it's not possible to see this post in the TBH forum, I have since converted it to this legendary dispatch.

Ha!

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I bet you forgot about this election bit. Have you been thinking your dreams for a new fledgling democracy were just beginning to grow and thrive? Aspiring to a new liberal dream utopia, an orderly DEMOCRATIC society? BAH! You have been blinded to the possibilities that anything sinister could happen! But as you have all been left to your own devices, conducting nightly acts of ultraviolence, I ALONE will move into the election thread 0.05 seconds before the deadline to become THE ONLY candidate and abuse my SGT+ power to its rightful end. LET NO ONE SAY THE FORUM CLOCK HAS NO USE IN 2020.

PREPARE yourself emotionally for a campaign that will rock the ages!



My most valuable card: The H*ckpost!
She's the H*ckpoooooost Queen
"Chocolate bars and Ovaltine!
Spamming since the Holocene!
Guaranteed to kill your eyes~~"

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What's missing from the most LEGENDARY raiding org on NationStates? The tactical and strategic prowess of THE BLACK HAWKS knows no bounds! In their WISDOM and VIRTUE they have created omnipotent leaders in the categories of PURE BATTLE, STEALTH operations and BRUTAL occupations, as well as ritualistic culture purification. But with all of the abilities of these highly focused areas of impossible quality, LEFT BEHIND is the most important weapon in the Black Hawks' arsenal: h*ckposting. HAVE NO FEAR, treasured colleagues!

Behold the great #the_nest pin stom!
I bring with me the wealth of experience in ten plus years of AAA++++ quality Spam with ABSOLUTELY no downsides or controversies presently or in the past. The creation of the H*CKPOSTING CORPS will solidify our vicegrip on power and channel our chaotic energy to its fullest potential.

MOVE ON from the past! Yesteryear's number-crunching nerds with their petty TI-84 chainguns have NOTHING on MY campaign's high-powered PIN STORM CANNON. Firing at an impressive 130 beats per minute, this incredible weapon can attach any object to any other object (in case we ever need that) AND can keep up with EVERY pop songs made after 2019. When I come to power, I promise a dispatch on every hit as we bring Dakota's goodest bois and gurls to new heights of fame and GLORY! May out enemies lament their POOR life choices from the guilt of unpinning the cutest animals on the planet during detags.
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Metal bending? Pish.
I bring you update bending!

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The time for liberations is OVER. See this game for what it truly is: And infinite cosmos for you to h*ckpost in. I will move this world far beyond the seriousness and stress of worrying about so called "defenders" with their so called "liberations". Using my GREAT LACK OF A LIFE and meme skills of living in the internet, I will bend the very fabric of update's reality and tell SPYGLASS when a region will update.
Nothing will be real anymore!


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"Sparkles!"

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DROPPING IN from the Mochi Cat Dimension, the leader of our hearts! The host of our dreams! Sakana arrives, slamming a paw down to mark the beginning of her new ILLUSTRIOUS role as Vice-Overseer of the H*ckposting Corps! But wait, what's this?? COULD IT BE TRUE? By goats! It's what every conservative warned us about months ago! For every INNOCENT member of NationStates that FOOLISHLY requested being magically transformed into a catgirl, Sakana has now invoked the dark ritual of their activation command. This simple utterance of "sparkles!" has now brought the HUNDREDS of freshly fuzzy members of NS into complete mental servitude! Move over LWU as the CATGIRL ARMY is ready for war as "The Most Fuzzy Military on NationStates!"
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Catgirls go rawr!

WITNESS A NEW AGE of government for the World Assembly as the combined powers of the H*CKPOST OVERSEER and the CATGIRL ARMY HIVEMIND COMMANDER join forces to RADICALLY change the world! With our UNSTOPPABLE might, we will no longer have to live under the floorboards of a remote and unlikely location that cannot be named, but INSTEAD we will form a new anti-Security Council splinter-cell government that is driven to bring forth a new age of anarcho-communism for all!

The time has come! Take life into your own hands and vote! Or do not, We're a meritocracy!

Refuge-

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