Hello all. I am Pope Penguin I, ruler of my nation and the church of penguin. i have been serving the penguin cabal with honour!!! and pure loyalty.
But now it is time for the penguin coup of 2020! The 2019 coup was a temporary one, this one...... is for ever! >:D
ooops, ummmm, no we are not couping, no no not at all, you heard nothing 😳
*quietly tiptoes away to get Volaworand to invent memory wiping!*
(Bear the flag or i steal your bucket hat (🔥_🔥)
Why am I running?
i am running because everbody loves me!!! right?
*sobs in the bath tub*
Moving on swiftly
What will I do?
- coup tsp for queen penguin pies
- moderate the rmb well and legally... unless you bribe me 🤑
i mean you cant bribe me (please do!!! <_<)))
- i will make do polls and restrict voting to PENGUINS 🐧
- give everyone pocket penguins! seriously who doesnt want one
- i will ban mondays!!!
- ill create penguin games!
- i shall welcome people into the south penguin
- llamas will be made into pies
- penguin coup! 😈
What differences do i have to my opponents?
Well, not much, but I am the stupidest, ugliest, and clumsiest candidate...
Why ahould you vote for me?
Questions and answers
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