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The Sands Casino Annual Report - Fiscal Year Three

Introduction

The Sands has been running casino games for three years. We ran 51 casino games during this financial year. Games lasted six days, running from Thursday to Wednesday. Games had a standard stake size of ten chips, and paid out appropriately to game winners.

A history of our main games can be found here.


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Footfall

Footfall is down from 58.0 players per game in the previous year to 45.2 this year.

Over the year, 502 unique nations took part in our games (previous year 760), making a total of 2,303 transactions (previous year 3,018), averaging 4.6 transactions per nation (previous year 4.0). Although we have fewer players, players are staying for longer.

About 25% of transactions (583) were carried out by our 14 most loyal customers, averaging 41.6 transactions each (up from 36.9). About 50% of transactions (1,139) were carried out by our 36 most loyal customers, averaging 31.4 transactions each (up from 20.8).

Favourite Customers:

Nation

Games Played

Aerilia

50

Xiashu

50

Smiley Bob

49

Recuecn

46

Huyland

44

Zombie Penguins

44

Norgiestoileckylockj

42

Aethelia

40

Lambdaland

40

Demoness

36

Feoras

36

PR Turbo

36

Dhelerum

35

The chairman of the board

35


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Accounts

Annual turnover was 23,030 chips. Of these stakes, we retained 14,550, and paid out 13,634 in prizes. This gave us a profit of 916 chips (previous year 4,398), or 4.0% of turnover (previous year 14.6%).

Craps lost us 1,205 chips this year. Slots was our biggest earner, bringing in 1,100 chips. Our biggest net payout in a single game was 890 for Craps.

The following details the balances owned / owed by our customers from transactions:

Biggest Winners Fiscal Year Three:

Nation (Ranked by Winnings)

Balance (Chips)

Th Empire of Wymondham

340

Jehovahs witness

320

El grenitadia

300

Scottish socialists

290

Dhelerum

204

Zombie Penguins

130

Rughzhenhaide

114

Lyrical International Brigade

106

Hergrade

99

The SF Giants

90

Nation (Alphabetical Order)

Balance (Chips)

2 and 2 is Fish

-127

2nd imperial german reich

-10

2p clubs

0

420weedems

-20

A big potato

-10

Abbots

-8

Abject Ludicrosity

-10

Absolute hope

10

Achaean Republic

-10

Adathoria isles

-1

Adenaline

50

Adorable Davelands

-18

Aerilia

27

Aethelia

-135

Agents of hydra

-10

Akhalia

-10

Al mikasa

10

Al quasif

-10

Alatoma

40

Alex Trebek

-10

Alexander the magnus

-12

Almerdonia

2

Alpha wolf

-10

Anacin

-58

Angus macgyver

-82

Antityranicals

-10

Aremnant

10

Areulder

-10

Arganan

-10

Arnotistan

-10

Artsotska

-10

Ashner

-10

Aswadi

-10

Atlia sonis

-11

Atomical paradise

-30

Aulivuel

-10

Australia Post

10

Austronta

10

Authoritaria-Imperia

-10

Awesomeland012345

42

Backup nation for coolistan

-10

Bakjaeo

-40

Balaslandia

-18

Baloo Kingdom

-28

Barra370804s communist country

64

Baskent

10

BearStackof2015

9

Beepee

0

Belands

-15

Belnades

-8

Beyo

5

Big Bad Badger

52

Big octopus

0

Blizzardian empire

10

Bloing

-20

Bobbertonn

-10

Bolan blet

-10

Books Rule Supreme

4

Bormiar

2

Bortalandet

10

Bovrilistan

-30

Brocklandia

-20

Bruxxa

9

Burrito-toaster

10

Buschtonia

-10

Byenochin

-10

Bymaria

-10

Byzantium 1

5

Caezar

84

Calitournia

-10

Calva

-10

Calvarado

-20

Cambridge city of night

-10

Camurak

-10

Candy and Chocolate

-10

Captain lard

-10

Carstantinopipal

-30

Cartax

-10

Catistania

-20

Charville

-10

Clavonian empire

-20

Clytirrisia

10

Cobleck weleis

20

Codey code code

-8

Columbia united

-10

Conelania

-10

Corparatial

-10

Crazybloxian Empire

-10

Crimtonian spectre

-10

Crotin

75

Crownicia

10

Cualaga

2

Cucumber lands

-10

Dankest maymays

-10

Das nazi regime

0

Dasko

55

Datland

4

Davelands

-121

Decayed rat

-30

Default flags

19

Deims Kir

8

Democratic Republic of Cacusia

-64

Demoness

-68

Denieria

-10

Dhelerum

204

Diamonds from cardverse

10

Dog man

-18

Dominant Oppressors

-50

Dominioan

-38

Doom soul

-12

Dorab

2

Dorsla

-10

Dragons of Power

-68

Dragontale

50

Dulveus

-20

Duxverdale

10

Dwight schrute iii

-10

Dya-Peaches

-10

Earthbound immortal squad

-20

Earthquake jihad

10

Eclandia

-10

Eco-Paris Reformation

-10

El grenitadia

300

Eldikar

-10

Elfland

10

Elite leomonade

10

Embassy 101

2

Englay

-10

Enosis hellena

35

Envorland

-10

Erbersia

0

Eripolis

-20

Estantia

4

Euricanis

22

Evaropi

0

Exbrenia

-60

Exitio

10

Explodeingtnt

-5

Explodicon

23

Fabulously fabulous

-8

Fauxia

-10

Featured follower

10

Federation of sarawak

-10

Feoras

4

Feria-Alkaline

-80

Fevhader

-10

Fiadostan

-2

Former irish republics

10

FR0SCH

10

Free nudes

-10

Free Toast

-10

Free Transhumanists

9

FrootLoops

-10

Furghas

10

Galactic Powers

80

Gamer mafia

-10

Gangster in a white sports coat

60

Garetolia

10

Gelug

-10

Geopolity

-10

Giovanniland

-60

Girl in a yellow dress

10

Glacikaldr

-60

Glurponia

-10

Go vegan

-6

Godwanna

13

GoodKingWenceslas

-40

Gopnikea

-25

Graag brom

20

Gradients

0

Great algerstonia

-30

Greater ottonna

59

Greater west coast

8

Greater-mexico

-20

Green africa

10

Guagmire

10

Guer aike

-29

Gypsy Lands

65

Haarmony

12

Hagston

-60

Harju

-1

Haroldiaistan

-40

Harteath

-50

Haruhi Japan

28

Hergrade

99

Hermes Express 123

-61

Hermes express

10

Hikxx

-30

Hillbillica

70

Hindiabelanda

-10

History teller

-10

Hixoelop

-28

Hollywood video state

10

Hong kong empire

-20

Houde

-10

Howard beale

-50

Huang Dong Diplomat

-10

Huyland

-50

Illahee

-16

Infinitis

9

Inven

-10

Iroma

-10

Iuriiland

-10

Ivorica

-40

Jakubonia

8

Jehovahs witness

320

Jim halpret

10

Joushiki nante iranai

52

Kakazagistan

-10

Kalpi

-10

Kalvarado

-10

Kamunting

-10

Kanna Kamui

-20

Kannap

-35

Kavotik ceru

9

Kerachia

65

Kerolsima

-1

Kissinger-Monroe

10

Kleekers 2

-10

Knechting

-8

Kongrong

-10

Krampus haus

-10

Krvava koupel

-20

La Xinga

10

Lambdaland

-127

Late night show

55

Lava guava

-10

Leous arbity

-10

Lerasi

75

Leutria

-10

Lightford

-23

Lizzah period lk8

2

Llorenian isles

-10

Llorens

-10

Louis20

-10

Ludani

-10

Luxembourg-bavaria

-10

Lyrical Gambling Brigade

22

Lyrical International Brigade

106

Makasta1

-10

Malumynumen

-10

Manghan

10

Manoresca

-20

Mare land

-10

Mathuvan Union

19

Matta

9

Matthuvan union

-40

McClandia Doge 2

-10

Mclintyre

-10

Mcmasterdonias no 1 fan

10

Menonten

-10

Mersdon

75

Mexican usa

10

Mexicorn

-10

Minimark

-10

Mississippianland

-10

Molch

-20

Mombombu

10

Momoshiki

20

Mushmellow

12

Musta monia

0

My Nation

-10

Name removed at their request

10

Nantoraka

-10

Narwhay

-10

Nasuania

-10

National bolshevistic fredrickborg

-40

Natsonicia

-10

Nazbeth

-10

Nedea

-20

New androidia

-10

New dambi

-10

New eur reermento

-10

New fingland

-10

New Makasta

85

New seven states

-20

New swaraelia

-6

New Terabithia

10

New Trimainia

-10

Newscenter

10

Nilrahrarfan

-10

Noahs Second Country

-10

Nofapia

-10

Nogodia

-10

Nons croldland

-10

Nooooooooooooooo

-20

-Nooooooooooooooo-

10

Nordic-British Union

51

Norgiestoileckylockj

52

Northern Mount Celestia

-10

Not the virgin mary

-10

Nova-americana

-10

Noxious Air

-10

Npc denmark

-10

Nuclear wastelands

0

Nueva Alta California

-10

Nuovoiork

-20

Nuroblav

-38

Odesolva

-10

Of altonianic islands

-8

Of Blocistan

-10

Of middle earth

2

Ofiussia

2

Old utopia

0

One jamaica

-10

Orioni 2

2

Osajia

-20

Oxs corporation

-20

Padfootia

-10

Paleno

75

Paleoconservative citizens

-10

Palsada

10

Panian

-6

Paris agreement founder

0

Pathon

-20

Pavilion tent

-10

Pax Nerdvana

-119

Pecanagle

-15

Pestbuda

-10

Phasmic

2

Phxmaharlika

-10

Pie dude

-30

Pingu armada

2

Pius desurongcrandis

-30

Pizo Cas

-10

Planes

-10

Plazland

-10

Pluerben Nations

-38

Plus Nova Imperii

-10

Pollandeu

-30

Pompinare

-10

Portugack

10

Posadist terra

10

PR Turbo

-52

President j f kennedy

10

Pronalle

-20

Psunam

-10

QuazaFire

-30

Queerterra

-20

R a v e n c l a w

-80

Racklestine

-10

Radarai

5

Ragnaria

5

Rahul Raghuraman

-10

Railroad crossing

80

Rainbowa

-10

Random mathematic

-20

Raxulan empire

10

Rbbf

-10

Rebels and saints

0

Recuecian cards

-10

Recuecn

-71

Red Ion

10

Rednedonia

27

Refuge Isle

0

Reich 5

10

Rennedy

-10

Republics of central nations

-30

Rly8h

-10

Robert e sherman

10

Romanelia

-10

Rost dreadnorramus

-10

Rotsteich

-10

Rughzhenhaide

114

Ruthoni

0

Saint-nathalie

-10

Sam malone

-10

Sarah nightingale

20

Scientists allied

-10

Scottish socialists

290

Setnei

-10

Seythennia

-10

Shady middle man

-18

Shark boy

-20

Shiruku

67

Silkish divinity

2

Sinyal

-22

Sister Location

-10

Skundi

4

Slatos

10

Smiley Bob

-22

Socialist test 331

-10

Sount thesada

-10

South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos

20

Southern Republic of Dixie

10

Spiderdonkey

80

Spitfireyg

0

Star andromeda

-10

State Executioners

0

Stateazar

-55

Stockgrove

-10

Sulavia

-10

Swazi rambo

9

Swedea

10

Sylestone

10

Tank commander

-26

Tarentus

-10

Tercania islands

-34

Terroristen

-11

Th Empire of Wymondham

340

The atlantis

-20

The awesome game of victoria ii

-20

The capital leader

0

The chairman of the board

-56

The Chuck

-56

The communist union of b

14

The Death Syndicate

75

The emerald domain

-10

The empire of balestria

64

The emu federation

-10

The excalian-wolf clan puppet

10

The Ferret Lands

-10

The Galactic RepubIlic

-10

The godfather

-20

The grand puffle republic

26

The grey isles

-10

The Hanzanburg Union

65

The Independent States of Allied Forces

-10

The Legion of Mankind

20

The lilac hand

0

The logictalian union

-30

The magician mitzi

10

The miltonia

10

The new empire of bigboom

2

The Northern Provinces Of Canada

-10

The peruvian union

10

The plague docter

0

The Real Underground

-10

The republic of cerealistan

10

The sands casino clerk

-10

The SF Giants

90

The sladerstan

-10

The Soviet States of Europe

4

The Stinkpot Turtle

-10

The Strangers Club

-10

The tavern

10

The Traditional States

-20

The United Artherian Federation

-10

The united capitalist states of earth

10

The united states of nuclear weapons

10

The Universe World

-50

The wandering elmo

-10

The Yeetusa

8

Theo dore

-10

Thils

0

This is my totally awesome name

-10

Thunder dragons empire

-10

Tiplomecja

8

Tornado Queendom

2

Tostandia

-10

Tranquil Emancipators

4

Transnista

0

Traxonfree

-10

TRIEADMORE

10

Turbeaux

-149

Tylenoll

-10

Tyranacility

18

U S Eh

2

Unifair

-12

Union of Socialist Republic of The Isle

-10

United atols

-10

United Calanworie

2

United cult of britain

-40

United Provinces of Atlantica

30

United Technocratic Nations

0

Unsere ostdeutschland

-10

Valentian Elysium

2

Vamperiall

89

Vernkhalla

2

Vest Oldabre

-30

Vesteysia

2

Viciebskaja

-8

Vistrudandia

-20

Voxija

-25

Vratea

-10

Wandering cowboy

-10

Waraz

-10

Werband

-10

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Von Braun

50

Whitcomb kingdom

-10

White girls metropolis

-71

White knight of the rose of sharon omega

-10

Whole india

4

Willtechia

9

[nation]Wiranath.[/nation]

-10

Wiranath

-150

Wobbegong

-10

Wolflandil

0

Woods is back

80

Woolier islands

-10

Xaviena

-8

Xiashu

-52

Xiulens

9

[nation]Ydrenia and Haruhi Japan.[/nation]

-10

Ydrenia

0

YugoslavUnion

-2

Yuletide Yggdrasil

-10

Zicona

-70

Ziconean east indian company

-10

Ziconean royal ambassador

5

Zombie Penguins

130

Zukchiva

-10


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