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The Wack-i Post
Major tornado hits Stephensburg
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Last night, a big tornado hit Bitbomb County, Federation Valley, and has severely damaged the Stephensburg area. Almost all major business has come to a halt.
"While it is bad, atleast we have ripped up signs to look at 'Mc ack s', who knew McWackies made ya ack" -some guy we interviewed.
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Last night, a big tornado hit Bitbomb County, Federation Valley, and has severely damaged the Stephensburg area. Almost all major business has come to a halt.
"While it is bad, atleast we have ripped up signs to look at 'Mc ack s', who knew McWackies made ya ack" -some guy we interviewed.
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