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Loranian Times #3

The Loranian Times
Written by your very own Seven Seas

The Clover Confederations Is Done
Well, I guess that ran out of clovers (maybe a rabbit problem?). The TCC was put out to pasture on the 17th of June, 2020. It lasted for a few months over a year, a good run. Its member states have come to our region though, our numbers soar but the air is solemn as we say goodbye to the beloved region. The reason for the ending of the TCC is unclear, it may be because of the founder, New Excalibus retiring. Songs we sung on the RMB as a farewell message to the region, but now we move ever forward toward our great future.

Excalium Nova Retires as Home Secretary
Well, the empire of nations starting with "excal" seems to be moving on to a new future in NS. Why? Well sometimes it just feels right to move on. A new secretary has not been put in place yet, but our PM is working on it.

A Law Firm is Opened, Let the Snake- I Mean Lawyers, Rush In
The ever so active nation of Skundi has started a new law firm, Morris and Bailey Founder. The purpose is to provide legal assistance to nations and to conduct interregional matters. The firm is not part of Loranian government. They are hiring judges and lawyers to conduct their cases (I say "cases", which there is a currently lack of). I myself have applied, having always have loved to argue (just look at the first 30 or so pages on the RMB).

A Mess, Named Stolkland
Once one of the most influential nations in the region, Stolkland RMB posts have now been a rather rare occurrence. Apparently the leader is having trouble balancing work in the county and outside of it. But in the near future they hope to be more active then ever

Orthoepy, the New Hobby
Recently nations have been challenging the region to see if they can pronounce their puppets names correctly. The prize is generally a cookie. Yeah...

Comedy (that may be a stretch) time!

Give a man a fire an he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Issue #3
6/25/2020

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