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by The People's Kingdom of Marsoslavia. . 27 reads.

Slavs' Tribune #1

16.06.2170

ATTENTION TO ALL CITIZENS OF MARSOSLAVIA! AN OBLIGATION TO CHANGE YOUR NAMES TO SLAVIC!

Today, the King introduced a decree, prescribing all of the citizens of the People's Kingdom of Marsoslavia to change their names (if they haven't a Slavic origin) to the names of the Slavic origin. This decree aims to increase the slavicization and traditionality of our society. There will be no more Jans, Sebastians, Artems, Petrs, Ivans, Nikitas etc. All of the citizens have an obligation to change their names to 22th of June. Otherwise, their new name will be chosen automatically, by AI. The King announces that he will change his name, too, but also his wife's and children' and grandchildren' names, soon.

AN INCREASE OF THE MARSOSLAVIA TERRAINS IN THE FUTURE AND A CHANCE FOR CATCHING THE WAR CRIMINALS

The Marsoslavian analysts claims that in 2180, Marsoslavia will control over 20% of the Mars' surface.

- I think, we are going in the right direction. - says Sergey Karabinov, Minister of National Defence. - We have a chance to punish our enemies hiding beyond our borders.

He also was talking about plans to capture Panas Serhijovych Kononenko, former Druha UPA leader. During the Marsoslav Civil War, when the Ukrainian Insurgency was falling, he escaped from Marsoslavia 3 days before the Battle of Sobakiv. Ten years ago, a reward in the form of 6 million Marsoslav Dinars (now Marsoslav Rubles) was set for catching him, no matter if he's dead or alive.

THE GOVERNMENT STARTED TO PAY COMPENSATIONS FOR ALIVE VICTIMS OF THE CIVIL WAR

We will never forget, how big hell was happening in 2143-2144, in our land. Not only that over 1 million people died during it yet, but also another 1 million people commited suicide in 15 years, after the war. The government started to pay compensations for women who were raped and people who became a cripples, during the conflict, first. Over 14000 people were awarded compensation to the tune of 1,25 million Marsoslav Rubles. But the King announces that more people gonna be awarded with compensations, soon. We trust you!!!

Marsoslavia's currency name changed from "Marsoslav Dinar", to "Marsoslav Ruble"

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