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The Cable - June 2020

_ PREAMBLE

Welcome to the first edition of The Cable, which aims to build communications between our embassies. You're encouraged to share this newsletter with your region-mates by posting a link on your RMB. Later we uncover the story of The Cable's inception.

May was a busy month at The Embassy. Durcane became delegate, The ambassador announced a Limerick competition, our TourAdvisor project received it's first few entries, our embassy count hit new highs, we consumed Eckie-Cola (our newest Embassy resident), we supported a novel diplomatic project, and we saw huge voter turnout at the US Presidential poll ("We had a massive crowd of people. We had a crowd… I looked over that sea of people, and I said to myself, ‘wow’, and I’ve seen crowds before. Big, big crowds. That was some crowd.”)

But if you're just thinking, "I don't care about any of this. Why did I get a notification?", then this section is for you.

_ POLLS

An astounding 232 voters turned out to vote in the US Presidential poll. Despite claims by the candidate that the poll was "rigged", and that “people that have died 10 years ago are still voting”, Donald Trump was the winner of the poll, with 90 votes. Gob-smackingly, claims that he "won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally" turned out to have some truth. Once the 78 voters who declared "I'm not American" were excluded, Trump's 90 votes represented 58% of the total. The poll, organised by The Hanzanburg Union, had by far the largest attendence of any previous poll in The Embassy. "I won’t allow you, or other people like you, to demean that crowd."

Fabby drabbyTetthiaIsla libertasAdenalineBalaslandiaThe Hanzanburg UnionThe Democratic Unionist Cool KidsSilvedaniaZentataAetheliaBrituctamVoxijaStateazarThe Peoples Caribbean UnionThe Age of UtopiaMesothallassiaThe SF GiantsOstrovskiyThe Imagination AnimalsAzerubiaAlexilandPecanagleUnited england n walesAstrikpaPontas dreamsTraitarnaBig coksGuaylandiaAleixandriaNew BonzaiiFaraxiaWolne miasto piastowShaditoniaElis2AbininThe Texas EnclaveGreat Britain FounderKingdom Of CasetariaRaetiSultanate sultanateBakari shamNewmarkMoosh Moosh WorldMiddle BaraelDunk feixiaSword IslandVeloniusProzitiaImmoralistsAskaban iiCanadlanGallo RepublicHeejunian guarderPalsadaSleenpyboyAnti-centrist pinklandiaEripolisKlelmarDrew DurrnilNazbethPooptopalisOstersumpfTysaurFreubia
RikanhimelTalmactoviiGallovaiYugo EmpiriumNintendopower64AliredaNekos of thy paraKovaniNew jakoblyLa VeridadHanziaIlsturRennedy islandsThe Ambassadors ReceptionGoerwayThe 12 tribes of the house of israelAyeincExplodeingtntKnechtingUbekibekibekibekistanstanDeacarsiaAlexander foreign officeIndian national socialist azadi frontTerran galactic federationMierriaSalton RepublicEco-Paris ReformationOld etoniaCaiopeiaExcuse me i am a girlDragons of PowerFreedom and more freedomRennedyKanalesHi i am a memeRoya kaCat 2HawningCat 7Time traveling apps of the future turBlueberrieszebleuBollaxistanWhen i raidWhen U DieFroggy SuperiorRaida boyDiagotopiaYeehaw cowboyMeddacoMatthuvan unionVampiric hollandiaTornadoeslandsboisThe lancistarian archipelagoIntellectual thoughtsEmniaThe Metro of MoscowDorabCapungaDamnation danielAethidNova HansaOfiussiaWojikGreatEstateJoeyist UnionNortenoLemonadiaUmpaviaEnquistanVordiaSegentovaTwins of HeartsEuropa dominusPea boodousteleloopedoopThe Reformation of Qing DynastyRyan marchantReichstatenA CornstarLodhs beardNew ModhuaSteenrijkThe states of denverThe cerlinaSallodarTurkyssKoko B WareAzureanoThe tiersWeeaboo OtakuSoumyajitstan
SFR PhilippinesRuspukNilveroeNorlace longtoppecusTesykyPetercopterGagging must be freeThe fuhrers statler and waldorfArnotistanGreater romania and moldaviaFliechtensteinMordonia shragolinoLouis20GrizinkalnsNew bolivaristanUnited capitalist democracyGenat MelavaMearonAllenstadtKongfuziaJennecDurcaneThe ambassadorRajputuraMandolceAbstergoniaBovrilliaWalloq swalloqItoranLoredUnited Cities Of DynaDominus VobiscumSerpens LandRefuge IsleDimchaseState of Greater GermanyChristian democratic party of belacUlmanisPostlibainAgalaesiaGlaanWest AdrianVelaskevinCofrateraPorfiraKonneticutUsiadiaQoshouriaLoavesUnited idiots and other individualsGreater eurasian sphere of co-prosperitySykasoreWest shoresLavibaRultekOld Zealand FounderTestnationvirgoliaAd astran united laboratoriesThe empire of hoodaniaThe peaceful reefsProctethiaWillysbergTiplomecjaGregroriaSovereignty of north koreaThe huniteddicioCatianiaEmpire of DeathRussiaBasjkirostanLareseaUnited FatimaAlbania but betterAthenovTeerbekistanNuovoiorkFloripa-guanabaraPyongsonQuetzaltenango megacity


Also this month, we learned that when it comes to This or That, that three quarters of you choose novels over comics.

We have a very informal governance structure at The Embassy, so after Durcane was endorsed as delegate, The ambassador couldn't help but poke a little fun, asking "Durcane has been elected delegate? What do we do?" Over two-thirds of you chose to eat popcorn, and watch as the 'constitutional crisis' played out.
Click to see if we're running a poll. Need to vote some more? Check out your eligible polls.

_ EVENTS

At the turn of the month, The ambassador announced our Limerick Contest. DoLlYsTaNa's entry was the cat's pyjamas, and this cat was judged the cream. Congratulations DoLlYsTaNa!

"There once was a cat named Dolly
Who was happy and somewhat jolly,
Now she is queen,
She will never be mean,
And she is called Queen Dolly
"

The doomed soul in Doom Soul's entry came in second place. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

"There once was a man from Bengal,
Who went to a fancy dress ball,
He said he would risk it,
And went as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
"

_ TOURADVISOR

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🗳️ Government

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📖 WFE

3

3

👫 Community

4

4

🎟️ Activities

1

1

📗 Dispatches

0

0

🃏 Cards

2

2

🌍 TourAdvisor is the searchable, crowd-sourced guide of places to go in NS. Build the best browsable guide to the NS-verse by reviewing the places you've been, and the things that you've seen. Read our guidelines, and post your review!

The TourAdvisor project was launched on 26 April 2020, our fifth birthday. The project captured the imagination of one player, who created Dorab-gwentrev touradvisor specifically for the purpose of writing reviews. Check out their reviews of Middle Earth and The Northern Light. Meddaco has also contributed, with some commentary on The South Pacific. Independently, Sail Nation Travellers has embarked on a tour of NationStates, and we're delighted that they'll share some of the info that they pick up on their travels. Check out their travelogue here. Chief editor, another traveler is sharing their tips too!


_ THE EMBASSY'S EMBASSIES

In early May, residents of Southfield reviewed their regional relationships, and decided to close embassies with The Embassy. Our history with Southfield goes back over four years (though was interrupted twice, by raiders), so we were curious as to why they would choose to close. Foreign Affairs Minister Gujjubhai explained:
"You are an embassy collector and our relations cannot really go much further I guess since your region is not a legit government-citizen region [...] Plus, no one from Southfield was using your region and rmb to post things or there was no contact from The Embassy to Southfield in a very long time."
They added:
"There is no point in having a region open if there is no communication between us. I hope you understand."
In late May, we found ourselves in a similar discussion with Lasagna. Avonto said:
"1,5 years without communication is a bit annoying"
We rarely communicate outside of The Embassy, and our lack of communication was clearly proving to be an issue.
During a constructive conversation with Southfield, The Cable was concieved to address this lack of communication. Our embassies remain open, and Southfield resident Romagina has volunteered to post a copy on their RMB. Hopefully The Cable will be well received by other regions too.

We hit new records this month. On 25th May 2020, we had 4,755 embassies open, more than one for every five of NationStates' 23,771 regions. Our embassy count crept a little higher, but because more regions had been founded, the ratio had dropped back below one in five.

As at 1 June, we have 4,738 embassies, representing 19.93 percent of Nationstates' 23,774 regions.

_ DIPLOMACY AWARDS

The Diplomacy Awards celebrate the foreign dignitaries that interacted with our RMB in the past month, either by making posts, or clicking 'Like'.

Adored Award

We think it is great to appreciate a state. This month's 'like' button bashers are:

Hearts

Like Count

Nations

21

Yashou japan

🧡

20

Sultanate sultanate

💛

8

The awesome game of victoria ii

A dude, Alcala-Cordel, Awerbar, Chief editor, Dcf 1, Dogistanvillian card farm 1, DoLlYsTaNa, Doom Soul, Dorab-gwentrev touradvisor, Eastern Tatarstan, Eco-Paris Reformation, Eternal Hallownest, Gagging must be free, Great Britain Founder, Harmonic Empire, Inter-Galactic Planets, Karelian Scandinavia, Kosovoempire, Matthuvan union, Meddaco, Moialia, Norteno, Npc belgium, Npc denmark, Npc netherlands, Npc united kingdom, Old Zealand Founder, Proctethian foreign affirs minister, Regional-administration, Sail Nation Travellers, Sargent of police uolpd, Saykhaime, Simba World, Sladerstan, Team Leo, The embassy god, The French Empire of Napoleon Bonaparte, The holy toaster, The Industrial City, The nonsense legion2, The Regalian Underland, The Ship God, Traitarna, United england n wales, West Leas Oros 2, XiNzOsTaN

Board Award

We like to host posts, and toast those who post most. This month's prolific posters are:

Volume

Post Count

Nations

🔊

13

Matthuvan union

🔉

12

Great Britain Founder

🔈

11

Team Leo, Yashou japan

Aesonen, Alcala-Cordel, Alexander foreign office, Aqua Oceania, ArmedKing, Arnotistan, Awerbar, British Government in Exile, Brototh, Chadbase, Chief editor, Chief of police uolpd, Chuala, Dogistanvillian card farm 1, DoLlYsTaNa, Dominon of Newfouland and Labrador, Doom Soul, Dorab-gwentrev touradvisor, Eastern Tatarstan, Eco-Paris Reformation, Elite leomonade, Eripolis, Estonul, Felis silvestris reyi, Frank the Golden Retriever, Gagging must be free, Goerway, Guaylandia, Harmonic Empire, Hypeee, Ilstur, Inter-Galactic Planets, Karelian Scandinavia, Kildrik, Kosovoempire, Meddaco, Moialia, Moosh Moosh World, Mr Eldoon, New lintergrova, Noniland, Norteno, Northportugalinho, Not cartero, Npc belgium, Npc netherlands, Npc united kingdom, Of savages12345, Piperscandavia, Proctethian foreign affirs minister, Province of south telia, Railroad Crossing, Railroad Crossing Extreme, Republics of Central Nations, Rugiia Nova, Sail Nation Travellers, Saykhaime, SFR Philippines, Shaditonia, Skywardi, Smiley Bob, The 2pacalypse, The awesome game of victoria ii, The Confederate-State, The embassy god, The four shrines, The holy toaster, The Industrial City, The NewsStand, The nonsense legion2, The Ship God, Townbular, Tubeaham, United england n wales, Vardstan, West Leas Oros 2, Youdong-korea

Scored Award

We get really psyched about those who were 'liked'. This month's most praised posters are:

Awards

Like Count

Nations

🥇

12

Meddaco

🥈

11

Matthuvan union

🥉

10

Chief editor

Aesonen, Alcala-Cordel, Alexander foreign office, Aqua Oceania, ArmedKing, Arnotistan, Awerbar, British Government in Exile, Brototh, Chief of police uolpd, Dogistanvillian card farm 1, DoLlYsTaNa, Dominon of Newfouland and Labrador, Doom Soul, Dorab-gwentrev touradvisor, Eastern Tatarstan, Eco-Paris Reformation, Elite leomonade, Eripolis, Estonul, Felis silvestris reyi, Gagging must be free, Goerway, Great Britain Founder, Harmonic Empire, Hypeee, Inter-Galactic Planets, Karelian Scandinavia, Kildrik, Moialia, Moosh Moosh World, Mr Eldoon, New lintergrova, Noniland, Norteno, Npc netherlands, Npc united kingdom, Of savages12345, Proctethian foreign affirs minister, Province of south telia, Railroad Crossing Extreme, Republics of Central Nations, Sail Nation Travellers, Saykhaime, Shaditonia, Skywardi, Smiley Bob, Team Leo, The 2pacalypse, The awesome game of victoria ii, The Confederate-State, The embassy god, The holy toaster, The Industrial City, The NewsStand, The nonsense legion2, The Ship God, Tubeaham, United england n wales, Vardstan, West Leas Oros 2, Yashou japan, Youdong-korea

Floored Award

We can't say it straighter - you're the greater orator. This month's premiers of praises per post are:

Style

Likes per Post

Nations

🖋

2.5

Chief editor

🖊

2

Sail Nation Travellers, United england n wales

🖍

1.75

Eco-Paris Reformation

* Nations making multiple posts during the month are eligible for The Floored Award.

_ NEWS FROM ELSEWHERE

Elsewhere in NationStates, Alienage has started an exciting project. They want to find someone on NS from every country in the world. If you're from a country or state on Alienage's dispatch, and it hasn't already been matched to a player, shout out to Alienage via our RMB. We'd love to watch as those gaps get filled in.

Keep up with the latest from LinkNS Today and The NewsStand

_ NOTIFICATIONS

With thousands of embassies, it is difficult to stay in touch with them all. The Cable uses notifications as the most efficient way to share our news.
You will have received a notification if you have been mentioned somewhere in this dispatch, and have a tick in the "Dispatch mention" box of your subscriptions page.

Almost all nations mentioned will have:
- posted on our RMB during the month
- 'liked' a post on our RMB during the month
- voted in one of our polls during the month
- subscribed (specifically asked to be notified)

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